(Sung to the tune of Rhinestone Cowboy)
I’ve been working the fields all day, walking behind that bay,
And I think to myself from behind that's a good looking horse,
So it’s woo back under a tree,
And I wait till it tales a pee, and I lifts up the tail and I find out it’s a she (damn)
and I see a huge vagina, and I think what could be finer (horse cock?)
So it’s down with the reins and down with the overalls too.
(Chorus)
Real American Cowboy, getting up on his horse and having intercourse,
Real American Cowboy, and by the smile on the horse it says that he feels no remorse, he’s pumping with great force...
When I went home for my supper, my wife shouted “YOU’RE A HORSE FUCKER!”
“I’ve been to see a lawyer just today and I want a divorce WHY because you fucked that horse,”
But I say "The horse don’t mind the pain, as you held on to it’s main and you just stand still and say get up, woo back, get up, woo back
"
(Chorus)
Real American Cowboy, getting up on his horse and having intercourse,
Real American Cowboy, and by the smile on the horse it says that he feels no remorse, he’s pumping with great force...
(Elvis voice) Apologies to Glen Campbell and Rodney Rude, thank y’all very much...