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#989488
Rat of Steel
Can you prove that the Bible is the inerrant, infallible, and authorative word of God, using something other than the Bible?
Without using the Bible, can you even prove that your God exists at all?
*insert the 30-second "Final Jeopardy" theme here*
Didn't think so.
Sorry, you lose. Here's a copy of our home game. Thanks for playing.
7/16/2009 5:02:13 AM
#989492
Viktoria
< All other books and writings are inferior to God's word, the Bible. >
But it's such a boring book! The romance and sex scenes are decent enough (well, some of them, at least), but the epic battle scenes are written in such a dull prose. "That guy went there and God killed bazillion people, the end." It just doesn't compare to modern-day historical fiction!
7/16/2009 5:05:06 AM
#989494
Mandy
So the Holy Bible itself contains false theories, because many parts of the bible contradict other parts of the bible. It contradicts itself before you get past the second chapter.
7/16/2009 5:11:05 AM
#989497
observiNG
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium.
All other countries have inferior potassium.
7/16/2009 5:14:36 AM
#989502
Tallyho
One would think that God could have made it more interesting and would not have made such big plot errors!
7/16/2009 5:23:27 AM
#989515
Scooby71
False theories such as the reality the rest of us inhabit?
7/16/2009 5:35:48 AM
#989519
RavenWood
That book can't agree with itself. You fail.
7/16/2009 5:38:37 AM
#989529
awitch
"All other books and writings are inferior to God's word, the Bible"
Except for the ones that the Bible plagiarized.
7/16/2009 5:45:23 AM
#989541
Mister Spak
"Only false theories contradict the Holy Bible."
Only false scriptures contradict the Holy Koran.
7/16/2009 6:02:10 AM
#989546
D Laurier.
The bible claims the earth is flat,
It rests on pillars,
The sky is a solid bronze bowl,
Insects have 4 legs,
Bats are birds,
pi = 3,
And kings are chosen by a god named Jehova.
7/16/2009 6:09:06 AM
#989552
Swedish Pagan
No shellfish for you then? Nor any clothes of mixed fabrics? And you never work on Saturdays?
The Jewis custom of not mixing milk with meat, is that in the OT, or in some other book?
As the different versions and translations, are somewhat different, they can't all be the inerrant and infallible word of God.
7/16/2009 6:17:24 AM
#989554
Pulke Thamex
I bet you got a big carrot for a nose.
7/16/2009 6:19:43 AM
#989558
Tindalos
Only false theories contradict the Holy Bible.
Only false theories contradict the Egyptian Book of the Dead
7/16/2009 6:26:30 AM
#989561
Anon
This quote has been wrongly credited to snowman42. If you look at the thread you'll see Luther_Wesley-Baxter made the comment, whereas snowman42 was the topic creator.
7/16/2009 6:29:12 AM
#989567
/gareth1984
This quote was not made by Snowman 42 but rather was posted by Luther Wesley Baxter who I am almost certain is a Poe
7/16/2009 6:37:53 AM
#989590
solomongrundy
Swedish Pagan wrote:
'The Jewis custom of not mixing milk with meat, is that in the OT, or in some other book? '.
Yes, Exodus 23:19 The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring into the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
7/16/2009 6:59:36 AM
#989598
Tolpuddle Martyr
"Only false theories", would these happen to be only theories you don't like?
Or just ones that contradict the account of scripture, like the one about the Earth being round - evidently a false theory as scripture clearly states that the flat earth has pillars.
7/16/2009 7:25:10 AM
#989600
Anon-e-moose
snowman42? More like Strawman, IQ: 42, amirite? Because you'd have to be a moron to not see the inherent contradictions & errors in the Bible.
And how do you know the Bible is THE definitive 'word of God' (without recourse to the Bible itself)? For all you know, it could be the Quran, the Hindu Vedas, the Sikh's Guru Granth Sahib, or even the stone tablets & wooden stylae with the undecipherable language of Rapa Nui (Easter Island), Rongorongo - ordering you to worship the Moai (Easter Island heads) as your God(s). On the latter basis (and going by Paschal's Wager), said carvings in Rongorongo are the inerrant, infallible, and authoritative word of Makemake (the Rapa Nuian deity).
7/16/2009 7:26:58 AM
#989606
Brent
"Only false theories contradict the Holy Bible." (Where false is defined as anything contradicting the bible.)
7/16/2009 7:45:03 AM
#989610
anti-nonsense
I don't know, I really think His Dark Materials is better written then the Bible, and has a clearer and BETTER moral message. I think His Dark Materials is better then the Bible in just about any way possible, and the best part is that the writer knows the difference between fantasy and reality and so do (most of) the readers.
7/16/2009 7:48:10 AM
#989640
Dr. Novakaine
Source: How To Justify Anything Using The Bible Regardless Of How Obviously Ridiculous It Is (First Edition)
Two words: prove it.
7/16/2009 8:11:52 AM
#989656
Average Guy
@Viktoria:
How can you say the sex scenes are decent?
Genesis 4:1 "Then Adam had intercourse with his wife, and she became pregnant."
You just don't feel the love, it's shallow and lacks passion.
7/16/2009 8:25:34 AM
#989660
Zoo
I suppose all the evidence we have for these thousands of 'false theories' is there to test our faith?
7/16/2009 8:28:58 AM
#989675
JonnyTruant
So since the Bible contradicts itself, it is a false theory and not the word of God. You just created a world class paradox. Congratulations!
7/16/2009 8:39:35 AM
#989678
nutbunny
Reminds me of a customer that came into the shop today (I work in a book store) and asked for a bible. Being one of the most highly stolen books around we have to keep the bibles behind the counter. Out I come with about 6 different bibles for her perusal (NIV, NLT, KJV, the Message Remixed, etc.).
She looked through the pile and said "No, all I need is the Holy Bible. Don't you have one of those?"
7/16/2009 8:43:17 AM
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