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Quote# 63997

The Holy Bible is the inerrant, infallible, and authoritative word of God.

All other books and writings are inferior to God's word, the Bible.

Only false theories contradict the Holy Bible.

snowman42, BBC Religion 53 Comments [7/16/2009 4:48:39 AM]
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#989680
Ken

I think my dictionary pwns the Bible.

7/16/2009 8:45:59 AM
#989684
Jack Bauer

I think this comment was actually posted by 'Luther_Wesley-Baxter' in response to an original post by snowman42.

Snowman42 responds:

"Hi Luther_Wesley-Baxter,

Thank you for posting. Just wondering where in the bible do any of the authors say their words are infallible? Is there a verse, if so would you be kind enough to quote it. If not what are you basing you opinion on?

snowman42"



7/16/2009 8:49:11 AM
#989688
Jasper Spotty-Butt

"The Holy Bible is the inerrant, infallible, and authoritative word of God."

Also, you missed out stupid and silly.

7/16/2009 8:54:52 AM
#989725
Dio Fa

What about all the facts that contradict your book of fairy tales.

7/16/2009 9:54:52 AM
#989729


....
Only false theories contradict the Holy Bible?

The bible contradicts itself all the time.

Therefore, the Bible is a false theory.

YES!

7/16/2009 9:57:52 AM
#989745
aaa

I am not impressed, lad.

7/16/2009 10:16:58 AM
#989749
Ellytoad

Eh, that's a given in Christianity. I'm not surprised.

7/16/2009 10:22:25 AM
#989750
Papabear

That first sentence should win an award for the most wrong in a sentence.

The Bible is not holy, nor inerrant, nor infallible, nor authoritative, nor the word of a god.

7/16/2009 10:24:05 AM
#989763
EllwyenDarwin

A boring book of false theories,contradictions,sexist,xenophobia and racism can you prove that it is inerrant,infallible and the authorative word of god by using something other than the bible?Can you even prove that god exists without the bible?

7/16/2009 10:46:09 AM
#989800
Porter

Christianity in nutshell.

7/16/2009 11:14:40 AM
#989874
El Zorro

Dogmatism at it's finest.

7/16/2009 12:13:09 PM
#989875
atrasicarius

Seen any egg laying bats recently?

7/16/2009 12:13:25 PM
#989912
Clown

Round and round we go!

7/16/2009 12:50:50 PM
#989983
Old Viking

And only silly people contradict me.

7/16/2009 1:41:37 PM
#990004
Caretaker

@ netbunny - is there actually a 'Message Remixed' version?!

Does it include the immortal line "Thou shalt not get wit thy homey's chick"?

7/16/2009 2:03:09 PM
#990073
GodotIsWaiting4U

That's funny; I've been saying the exact same thing about Alice In Wonderland.

7/16/2009 3:50:29 PM
#990079
loser_sneeze

The Bible contradicts the Bible. Ergo,it is also a false theory.

I can dig that.

7/16/2009 3:59:14 PM
#990366
freako104

What about the parts of the Bible that contradict itself?

7/17/2009 9:12:54 AM
#990382
JohnTheAtheist

Funny how Shakespeare is a better writer then god.

7/17/2009 9:53:55 AM
#990398
Godbuster

Doesn't explain why those false theories seem to work out pretty darn good. Nothing that the bible has told me has ever produced anything.

7/17/2009 10:37:49 AM
#990574
Drax

And you know this because.....

....the bible says so.

You really can't see the hole in your logic there?

7/17/2009 5:08:30 PM
#990592
Antichrist

Same shit, different pile.

7/17/2009 6:10:17 PM
#992408


Ok, say that "my god has a bigger dick than yours" and we'll finish earlier.

7/21/2009 9:52:32 AM
#1134953


In that case, why do you skip the NT so passionately?. Right, becuause Jesus's contradicts the whole OT.

3/19/2010 2:53:40 AM
#1236069
Quantum Mechanic

The babble contradicts itself.
Deal with it.

12/19/2010 4:02:45 AM
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