I don't really get that much attention from men, in general, because I don't go looking for it.
In the last year, I've been "hit on" (complimented, flirted at, had sexual comments made to, followed around) by a record 4 black men and 1 white (a friend of mine). Perplexed, I asked said friend and his response was, "They like small white women with nice figures."
Dressing like a nun isn't the solution, I suppose, but I wish there were some subtle nonabrasive sign I put up saying "black men need not apply" Perhaps go goth again?
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You got anything for the discerning man? Something for the non-knuckle-dragger? Anything at all for those men looking for someone as a potential future mother of their kids? Even a spark of humanity would do for starters, something to kindle the flames, as it were.
"They" probably noticed you having a total snot-dripping freak-out when anyone with a tan walked by, and decided to have some fun by winking at you, then laughing at the resulting panic.
Oh, as for a "subtle nonabrasive" sign, try not bathing or brushing your teeth. That should work to attract your fellow stormfronters too.
@ jsonitsac
Well if the silly bastard ever DID get out he'd be unemployable with facial tats like that.
I mean I still have the tail end of a dragon still protruding onto my forearm and tats are common enough these days that it's never stopped me from getting work. It's also true that some blue collar occupations have a higher tolerance of tattoos, just not ones that cover your face and or resemble Nazi flags, that there is a huge sign saying "I wanna live off welfare, forever."
"Dressing like a nun isn't the solution"
You would be surprised how many guys get off on that sort of thing. Not that I have ever...uh, let's not go there.
@Doctor Fishcake
Dressing like a nun IS the solution. A nasty, redheaded nun in a short habit and nice black seamed stockings.
Don't forget the high heels now.
Oh I know leshi. Dress up just like the Women's Director of the National Socialist Movement Ami Bostwick.
Here's the URL:
http://wd.nsm88.org/images/gallery_2/pages/IMG_0750.htm
She's the idiot in the middle, feel free to browse around if you like to pick up more fashion tips from her.
I am told the "Darker Races" like their women to have well endowed rear ends. Perhaps if you were not such a huge fat obese lard arse they would stop hitting on you.
Yes your Mighty White Ass does look big in that !!!!
Failing that you could be polite and say "Thanks for the compliment but no thanks" Like a normal human being.
PS A Goth Nun Nazi Burka outfit could work I guess
Please send me photos when you try it on :-)
As a progressive (what is now called "goth") myself, I mean this in all sincerity when I say we do not want your sick, racist, ignorant self. So please, do not "go goth". You really sicken me.....just brand your forhead with the words, "I am an ignorant, hate filled racist", that should do the trick. Make sure you drink lots and lots of alcohol mixed with valium, percocet and oxycontin before doing this just to help you with the pain. That should work.
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