demon oppression? need input.
i sure could use some help. my wife and i went to a bible prophecy conf. in allen tx last weekend and we stayed in a muslim owned hotel. during the middle of the night my wife said she was awake and it felt like someone was pulling at her sheets and she felt it touch her. i wear a bi-pap when i sleep and because of that she did not want to wake me, which i got on to her about that. i want to now if anyone knows anything about something like this. i experienced something like this about 10 yrs ago. i think it was a demon, but i am not sure. it was after all a muslim owned hotel. any input would help. if this is a demon satan must broad access to christians and since the rapture is so close his attacks must be increasing. maranatha!
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"behind every tree there lurks a demon, or Satan, or worse :D"
You're absolutely right of course, according to them god is omnipresent...
and we all know who was responsible for all the rape, torture and murder in the bible.
Oh you tantalizing devil, you. You say the rapture is so close, but you don't tell which version of close you mean. Do you mean close as in soon, the actual meaning, or close as in soon, the special Rapture Ready meaning where soon means never.
And you know it was a muslim owned hotel how exactly?
And why did you care 10 years ago that you stayed in another muslim owned hotel?
(I hate it when the thread is locked out/ pulled.)
*sighs sadly*
Believe it or not, capital letters are meant to be used at the beginning of each sentence , not just when typing the G in "God". It reflects badly enough on you that you have such crazy beliefs; it's even worse when you express them like a 12 year-old AOL user.
English grammar, please learn some.
Do you know any Muslims? If so, are they demon-infested? I know some Muslims, and they are some of the kindest, most considerate persons of my aquaintance.
bi-pap is a machine used for sleep apnia.
As for this, it's more bullshit. Fuck I'm surprised they're not going on about the Quaker Oats guy talking to them.
How do you know it was a muslim owned hotel? It's not as if hotel owner's put up signs verifying their religion in the front fucking lobby. I find it very probable, and indeed highly likely, that you were basing that judgement on the fact that the person who checked you in had brown skin and a foreign sounding name. In my experience (Over 15 years in the hospitality industry) a large portion of hotel owners are og Indian descent and usually Hindi or Christian, and the owners I know of Arabic descent (Muslim isn't a race, and they don't own hotels, individuals and/or corporate stockholders do. A fact you would know were you not blinded by your predjudicies) Are either non-practicing muslims, complete apatheists, or converts to christianity.
In short I think you are, at the very least underinformed and letting your bigotry fill in the blanks, or at worst just plain lying your ass off to do your part in making look as if all muslim are part of a giant satanic conspiricy bent on harrasing rapture believing christian heretics.
"it felt like someone was pulling at her sheets and she felt it touch her."
What the fuck? You think feeling a little tug on the sheets and a bug brushing your leg is a demon attack? When maggots pour from the tap or hellfire rains from the sky on you you can say demon attack but what was likely a bug or a phantom response in the nervous system IS NOT A DEMONIC ATTACK!
Wait, you deliberately went to a hotel you knew was owned by Muslims instead of staying the night on the streets and trusting in the Lord to provide?
What are you, some sort of closet liberal?
"i sure could use some help. my wife and i went to a bible prophecy conf. in allen tx last weekend and we stayed in a muslim owned hotel. during the middle of the night my wife said she was awake and it felt like someone was pulling at her sheets and she felt it touch her. i wear a bi-pap when i sleep and because of that she did not want to wake me, which i got on to her about that. i want to now if anyone knows anything about something like this. i experienced something like this about 10 yrs ago. i think it was a demon, but i am not sure. it was after all a muslim owned hotel. any input would help. if this is a demon satan must broad access to christians and since the rapture is so close his attacks must be increasing. maranatha!"
I'm sorry, I don't speak Fuckwit. Is there a translator in the house?
it felt like someone was pulling at her sheets....
Sensible Theory: It was probably just muscle spasms. I get those myself sometimes during the night, and it can almost feel like the sheet's being pulled when it's actually the legs spasming.
And why would it have to be demons? Why not brownies, leprechauns, ghosts, gray aliens, or poltergeists?
Want my input?
You're delusional.
Next time, sleep in the car.
And the rapture is no closer than it was on the countless other occasions that it was "about to happen", and didn't.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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