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[On a study done in Finland and Swedan which shows that people who stay married are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's]

We [Americans] are -- we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ...See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society.

Brian Kilmeade, Salon.com 29 Comments [7/16/2009 10:56:26 AM]
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#989797
Doctor Fishcake

Oh. Wondered where this dork got to after stumbling his way through play-by-play on the first few UFC broadcasts.

Oh and BTW, there are at a conservative estimate at least a quarter of a million people in Finland with a Swedish ethnic background and who speak Swedish (or are bilingual), so I'm calling bollocks on what Kilmeade says.

7/16/2009 11:13:13 AM
#989814
aaa

Oh, really? I'd like you to back those claims so i can research them with my massive finnish brain.

7/16/2009 11:22:28 AM
#989835


Clearly the solution is for me to marry a hot Swede.

7/16/2009 11:33:04 AM
#989843
lol what

We [Americans] are -- we keep marrying other species

wat

7/16/2009 11:37:50 AM
#989901
DiscoBerry

I could SOOOOOO go for a hot Swedish girl right now !!!

7/16/2009 12:41:22 PM
#990000


So the type of genes of the person you marry will determine if you get alzheimers. That's quite possibly the most insane thing I've ever heard. Anything to claim you hate them for something besides skincolor eh Brian?

7/16/2009 1:56:40 PM
#990016
Delirium

The "purer" your blood is, the more inbred you are.

7/16/2009 2:16:04 PM
#990054
Dark_Lord_Prime

"See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."

Aaaaand, Americans marry other Americans. Did you have a point?

7/16/2009 3:21:52 PM
#990103
Marlowe

@Dark_Lord_Prime: In the later part of this quote, he actually gave Italian-Americans marrying Irish-Americans as an example of America's "problem". I shit you not.

7/16/2009 4:34:16 PM
#990131


Yeah, pure blood is great...especially if you want one-eyed, flippered descendants.

7/16/2009 5:32:44 PM
#990179
Mr. Creazil

Wasn't this on the Faux News morning program? I think it was the Daily Show's Moment of Zen the other night.

7/16/2009 7:46:36 PM
#990183
LadyJafaria

Thinking another person's relationship has any effect on you or society is the grandly deluded version of being a busybody and the 21st century has no place for it. In the long run, the bigger the gene pool, the better off everyone is.




7/16/2009 7:51:17 PM
#990195
ozznova

Stay "pure" enough, and you'll become inbred and retarded.

Then again if you really have a thing for your sister/cousin/daughter, go for it.

7/16/2009 8:32:55 PM
#990223
Antichrist

Never heard of a Sami, have you...



Oh, and I'm a race-traitor Swede, so



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@ yertul
I don't know about boring, but it explains why we're glow-in-the-dark white.

7/16/2009 10:08:06 PM
#990245
Pule Thamex

Unless you already are, I am assuming that ideally you need to be married to a lady fuckwit.

7/17/2009 12:12:47 AM
#990340
Dr. Novakaine

Did you hit your head or something? There's no such thing as "genetic purity." There is more genetic variation within a population of a single country then there is between ethnic groups.

7/17/2009 8:27:50 AM
#990520
Esjeur

http://krowness.blogspot.com/2009/07/racism-and-fox-match-made-in-heaven.html

Who else thought like that again? Some famous European guy I think.

7/17/2009 3:55:50 PM
#990582
Jimbob

I saw this clip. Even the other co-hosts looked at him funny.

7/17/2009 5:25:54 PM
#990608
fudgethis

Hahaha, talking out our ass much are we?

7/17/2009 6:56:13 PM
#990653
JonnyTruant

@ #989814 Finns are hotter in my experience. ...as long as you can keep them from munching on the salmiaki. (blech!)

OP is failtastic! I met quite a few Finns who married Swedes or Estonians and even one who married a Russian. That last was a weird one.

Besides which, black is not another species. We are all homo sapiens sapiens last I checked.

You are pure, inbred douche.

7/17/2009 10:24:47 PM
#992175
WMDKitty

Other species?

Only if you're a Furry....

7/20/2009 10:47:58 PM
#992204
Ajax

Actually its Mexicans that are pure. If you marry a Swede they recommend testing them for genetic defects before getting married.

Oh wait that was just some puppet show

7/21/2009 1:05:24 AM
#992413


Somebody has not read the statistics about inmigrants in those countries and intermarriage, I think.

7/21/2009 10:00:57 AM
#993888
KlanPuncher

And you are a pure Idiot

7/23/2009 6:13:05 PM
#995398
Tearlich

@Tempus: If she agreed. In a heartbeat!!!

7/26/2009 5:59:56 AM
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