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[a review of the movie "Bruno]

Terrible Film, This was a waste of time. I'll never get that chunk of my life back, but what I can do is prevent you from wasting yours. This movie is not funny in any way, and it attempts to derive it's humor from Homosexuality, but IMO gays aren't funny they are sick/diseased. There is no cure for this disease either forcing people on the streets to be exposed to it.

If the alley is dark enough and the hour is late enough one or several of the diseased may even work up the courage to force themselves on an innocent civilian. I ask you people not to hate the homosexuals, for they cannot control themselves. Eventually people will realize this and the laws will improve. They need to be able to deal with this growing threat in an effective manner. There has got to be a way to cure this disease! Until then the only advice I can offer you people is to stay away from those you perceive as homosexual as they will not be able to control themselves around you obviously leading to some very unpleasant/unfortunate situations where they may be in a position to expose themselves to you or children.

Eventually the laws will be changed to accommodate this growing threat and the loose ones will either be lobotomized and castrated or locked up and reeducated into the hetero mindset.

Thanks for reading my review.

roc000, IMDB user reviews 50 Comments [7/22/2009 11:55:49 AM]
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M.M.

but IMO gays aren't funny they are sick/diseased.

Yet you're completely fine with watching a movie (in theaters, mind you) wherein the main character is a flamboyant homosexual. This "review" fails to make any sense.

7/22/2009 12:06:31 PM

El Zorro

I doubt a person with roc000's view on homosexuality would watch a movie like "Brüno". I smell bullshit.

7/22/2009 12:12:48 PM

Marsten

Hmm, my only objection to 'Bruno' was that it wasn't funny.

7/22/2009 12:13:08 PM

aaa

Sigh... You should know that posting rants like this makes you look like an arse.

7/22/2009 12:16:04 PM

Tykittää

"There is no cure for this disease"

"There has got to be a way to cure this disease!"




Uh, what?

7/22/2009 12:23:16 PM



Well, the movie did suck, but if you're so repulsed by gay people why did you sit through the whole movie? You already knew what it was about before you went to the theatre and paid to watch it.

Also, Stalin attempted to "fix" gay people through forced "psychiatric treatment," i.e. torture. Thought you'd like to know who's on your side...

7/22/2009 12:23:39 PM

Clown

You can always choose not to watch... why hadn't you?

7/22/2009 12:29:32 PM



There has got to be a way to cure this disease!

I know what you mean. If only we knew how to cure homophobia. Wait...
That's not what you meant, was it?
Retard.

7/22/2009 12:31:18 PM

Antichrist

Okay, I think the movie is stupid and have no interest in seeing it, but that's because it's basically Borat with a different main character.

And where the hell in the movie does it promote rape? I've known a number of gay men over the years, none of them were uncontrollable rapists.


Eventually the laws will be changed to accommodate this growing threat and the loose ones will either be lobotomized and castrated or locked up and reeducated into the hetero mindset.

Yep, right around the year 1800. Oops you missed it.

7/22/2009 12:36:57 PM

JonnyTruant

Chances are that if you're not laughing, you're the one being made fun of.

7/22/2009 1:03:23 PM

WMDKitty

K, "Bruno" sucks, but then again, I'm not a fan of Sacha Baron-Cohen.

Homosexuality is, on the other hand, NORMAL AND NATURAL. It's about as much a "disease" as being blue-eyed, or left-handed.

Christianity, however, IS A DISEASE, and the warning in the OP is highly accurate. (Just change "homosexual" to "Christian".)

7/22/2009 1:17:54 PM

Exatron

Sounds like somebody got "zombie" confused with "homosexual" again.

7/22/2009 1:32:06 PM

EllwyenDarwin

"lobotomized and castrated"

Lobotomies have long since fallen out of practice and if memory serves correct chemical castractions are only for repeated sex offenders and I think that is only in select states.

"reeducated into the hetero mindset."

Wow,tapping into Orwell with the reeducation bit.Conversion therapy doesn't work at all,if it does their either bi or brainwashed.I know I've tried it.And then I came to my senses and realized I don't have to impress people like you.

My question is why spend time and money on a movie whose main character is a homosexual?So you can have the oppertunity to complain about them on IMDB?

7/22/2009 2:22:18 PM

Ken

Maybe he thought the movie would be making fun of homosexuals. If that's the case, he's a moron.

7/22/2009 2:36:30 PM

A Friend

I bet you fapped vigorously at the erotic dancing and penis swinging scene.

7/22/2009 2:43:18 PM

jenovatrix

Yeah, I've heard about those gangs of gay rapists running around. I haven't left my house in weeks.

Oh wait.

7/22/2009 2:46:23 PM

Doug

I think I can control myself. You sound ugly.

7/22/2009 2:50:19 PM

Xotan

This has to be a troll.

7/22/2009 3:40:40 PM

PagingDrDino

Why do fundies go to movies that they're obviously going to be offended by? It's not like Bruno, or Borat, or Jackass, or anything else similar was under-advertised. Sometimes I think they just get off on being offended and ranting.

7/22/2009 3:48:19 PM

Zoo

I can tell it's not my taste, so it would be a waste to see it. That doesn't mean I need to prevent others from seeing it just because it disagrees with my personal thoughts/beliefs/interests. Also I have not specifically looked into it and knew that was the 'story'. If you hate the premise so much, why did you go when it's common knowledge what it's trying to do?

Actually, it would be nice if people would see/listen to/read the things they denounce, because they sound really stupid when they fuss about those things being something they're not.

7/22/2009 3:55:29 PM

werewolf

Lighten up, dude. It's just a movie.

By the by, how long have you had this repressed need to expose yourself to children?

7/22/2009 3:56:56 PM

Old Viking

roe000 was an extra in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

7/22/2009 4:00:00 PM

LDM

@992776

I think I heard that Castro tried the same thing.

7/22/2009 5:48:26 PM

Deftera

I think he's got the words "gay" and "zombie" mixed up.

7/22/2009 6:22:59 PM

DDM

"[They may] force themselves on an innocent civilian. I ask you people not to hate the homosexuals, for they cannot control themselves. Eventually people will realize this and the laws will improve."

So now they're going to make laws that say rape is okay because someone "cannot control themself"?

7/22/2009 6:27:12 PM
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