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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.

Pastor Max, His Church 67 Comments [7/22/2009 11:56:23 AM]
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Porky Pine

Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?


Coprrection: The quote is coming from Mary from L.A. and not Pastor Max.

7/22/2009 12:04:19 PM

Undecided

This is just too bizarre...

7/22/2009 12:08:53 PM

The Watcher

I assume if Jesus approved of people living in LA, he would have said so. Meaning you're all sinners!

7/22/2009 12:13:13 PM

El Zorro

Should we wear robes and sandals as well? And ride on donkeys?

7/22/2009 12:16:31 PM

Berny

I don't recall Jesus saying anything regarding sanitary napkins either.
Of course, since Jesus was a man, like pastor Max, women should pretty much ignore any stupid thing they have to say on the subject.

7/22/2009 12:25:49 PM

aaa

Allah approves this pastor.

7/22/2009 12:27:13 PM

Clown

The bible says some quite nasty stuff about menstruating women. If you listened everything it said, there will be a lot more doves sacrificed.

7/22/2009 12:27:38 PM

Darn

Well, Jezus never said flying was ok, or driving a car, or a bike ... or the tube, or reading a book (even the bible) under an electric lightbulb.

I even doubt if Jesus ever specifically said breathing was ok .....

Do you see where I'm going with this ?

Yes ? ..., well then .... read this very carefully:

GET
OFF
THE
FUCKING
INTERNET
RIGHT
NOW!



edit: reading the rest of the thread .... I call Poe on Mary from LA

7/22/2009 12:28:26 PM

Nathan Poe

I'm guessing that Pastor Max has a white linen pad busisness he's advertising...

7/22/2009 12:39:05 PM

LDM

"He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so."

But apparently he has no problem with douches.

7/22/2009 12:43:36 PM

Antichrist

Meh, a stupid troll.

7/22/2009 12:45:06 PM



. If He did He would have said so.

So, basically, breathing is a bad thing, because Jesus didn't say he approved of breathing.

7/22/2009 1:06:51 PM

Dio Fa

If Jesus had said so, wouldn't it be in your bible?

Pastor Max needs to pull his head out of his ass.

7/22/2009 1:12:35 PM

WMDKitty

Sorry, MEN have absolutely no say in what women do with their bodies, or how we deal with our monthly flow.

Any man who thinks he can (or should) have a say just needs to be beaten with a handy blunt object.

7/22/2009 1:13:59 PM

JonnyTruant

"If He did He would have said so."

But you just said that he said the veil wasn't in the babble. If Jesus wanted you to wear one, he would have said so. In fact, I don't recall Jesus telling women to wear anything at all. Does that mean that pious women should walk around naked?

Yes, I think that sounds delightful.

"11 And he saideth unto Mary, wear no clothes thou, and no sanitary napkins, either. 12 Walk as the Lord hath made thee and be glad! 13 And the men of Judah were overjoyed and sang their praises to the Lord."

I Reprobates: 11-13

7/22/2009 1:14:05 PM

EvoPagan

Pastor Max needs to spend a few months washing those white linen pads by hand after they've been used. Then I wager he'll be changing his tune.

7/22/2009 1:21:54 PM

John

Jesus would not approve of people wiping their asses. If He did He would have said so.

7/22/2009 1:50:06 PM

Hermione

"Once A Catholic" - a play by Mary O'Malley. Written in the 70's so somewhat dated, but in this context still fuckin hilarious!

7/22/2009 2:06:56 PM

Eden

He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.

Jesus would not approve of humans using cars, planes and computers. If He did He would have said so.

7/22/2009 2:15:05 PM

Ken

Wow. Tampons are in no way sexual. Quiiiite the opposite, really.

7/22/2009 2:23:16 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so."

Funny thing about that: Jesus never said anything about ANY modern convenience. Primarily because THEY HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET, so the goat herders who wrote the bible COULDN'T have Jesus say anything about them.

7/22/2009 2:34:21 PM

jenovatrix

Pastor Max seems a leeeeetle too interested in what women are shoving up their hoo-ha.

7/22/2009 2:41:40 PM

Pule Thamex

Well, your a right evil beggar, Pastor Max. Trying to pass your crazy and idiotic fixations off as originating with Jesus. Using Christianity as a way of justifying your obsessions. Passing the buck to Jesus? You're an irresponsible nincompoop and lack the courage of your convictions.

7/22/2009 2:52:01 PM



I actually knew several girls in school whose Christian parents wouldn't let them use tampons, cuz it was a sin.

7/22/2009 2:58:10 PM



Jesus never mentioned his approval of hot air ballooning, either.

JohnnyTruant: Have you SEEN redneck fundie christians?! Margaret the God Warrior, of Internet and Wife Swap fame springs to mind. Nudity is not a pleasant thought.

7/22/2009 2:58:51 PM
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