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because we have had some increased demonic presence around our house. we did a house cleansing while I was going into my daughter's room I heard these demons screaming "she's going to find us"-they are so dumb, but they lead me to a hidden harry potter cards The demons screamed when I burned them. but the one that spoke 'ra" said that he and 4 others were behind harry potter. praise God for his Holy Spirit to guide us. peace romans 37

math 10;26 do not be afraid of your enemies everything that is secret will be revealed, everything that is hidden will be brought out into the open.

romans37, Ministering Deliverance 73 Comments [7/22/2009 11:56:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 62
WTF?! || meh

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#992741
Porky Pine

Lyin' for Jebus.

7/22/2009 12:03:25 PM
#992761
El Zorro

People from Ministering Deliverance would be a blast to have at a bachelor party.

7/22/2009 12:18:31 PM
#992769
Berny

Only retards believe in demons. The fact you believe Harry Potter collecting cards are possessed makes you a special kind of retard.
How can you even breathe and post on the Internet?

7/22/2009 12:21:17 PM
#992771
timjamiller

Do not bring math into your discussion of god. Math should remain unadulterated.

7/22/2009 12:22:01 PM
#992791
Dipsy

Your poor kids.

7/22/2009 12:29:11 PM
#992793
aaa

Trading cards. More evil than mustard gas.

7/22/2009 12:29:44 PM
#992802
Clown

So, you just burned your daughter's cards, effectively showing how big of a dick you are. Good for you!

P.S Nowadays, we have medicaments to help with the voices. Try them!

7/22/2009 12:34:16 PM
#992807
SPAM20

that poor little girl :(

7/22/2009 12:36:59 PM
#992820
Thinking Allowed

Harry Potter cards are the new Ouija boards now?

7/22/2009 12:47:21 PM
#992838
Antichrist

Ra? You burnt the Egyptian sun god?

Wow, I see you dying from being clawed to death by 100 cats. You don't mess with the Egyptian gods or their minions.

7/22/2009 12:59:50 PM
#992839
Tindalos

Romans37 and the other folks at Minstering remind me of that episode on the mommy-swapping show (forget the name). The episode where they switched the New-Age, White-Lighter, fluff-bunny pagan with the frothing at the mouth fundy.

The one whose morals wouldn't let her take the money...on camera. But who did take the $$ after all. I guess she was plagued by that deamon Mammon.

7/22/2009 1:00:35 PM
#992852


I used to play ghost busters when I was little too! Wait you're an adult?

7/22/2009 1:07:24 PM
#992857
AuraTwilight

What kind of fuckwit demons, who surely have telepathic powers and the ability to make themselves entirely unperceivable, being spirits, say, OUTLOUD, "she's going to find us" when you're right outside the door?

Or are you claiming to have special powers? Witch.

7/22/2009 1:11:21 PM
#992858
WMDKitty

What the hell?

What. The. HELL?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA--*gasp*

7/22/2009 1:11:38 PM
#992898


Wow, I see you dying from being clawed to death by 100 cats. You don't mess with the Egyptian gods or their minions.






7/22/2009 1:37:39 PM
#992899
EvoPagan

but the one that spoke 'ra"

They need to hook that one up with the cheerleader doll demon.

7/22/2009 1:38:45 PM
#992914


@ Porky Pine
Either Lying or... more terrifyingly... they may have really heard the voices. I pity the child of such an insane person.

7/22/2009 1:58:12 PM
#992915
EllwyenDarwin

Lying for jesus is still lying.

7/22/2009 1:59:48 PM
#992918
Porter

That's scary what a head case you are.

7/22/2009 2:02:36 PM
#992924


Minestrone deliveries? Why?

7/22/2009 2:08:42 PM
#992945
atrasicarius

Looking for these?

7/22/2009 2:33:56 PM
#992949
Dark_Lord_Prime

Learn to fucking grammar and punctuation, you semi-literate fucktard!

7/22/2009 2:35:04 PM
#992952
jenovatrix

oooo...kay.....<backs away slowly>

7/22/2009 2:36:20 PM
#992960
Pule Thamex

You leave us with two choices, either we consider you a poe or we realise you are insane.

7/22/2009 2:42:50 PM
#992965
Doug

There are pills for this, you know.

7/22/2009 2:47:03 PM
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