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A demon possesses a doll so that it can say "Woopee"?
7/22/2009 12:02:03 PM
Its just a doll. The manufacturers made it talk.
If an evil spirit actually possesses a doll and terrorises you and your family, thats way more of an interesting story than throwing a doll out on the misguided belief that such a thing can happen.
7/22/2009 12:02:19 PM
"The doll was trying to communicate with her. These are evil spirits within these objects attempting to establish a stronghold within a family and a home with the purpose to torment."
You're tech-savvy enough to use a computer connected to the Internet, so ask yourself this question:
Ever heard of soundchips? If you think they're evil spirits, you should get off that computer, sharpish! You wouldn't imagine the indescribable horrors contained therein (and that's just the mouse alone!).
7/22/2009 12:10:09 PM
Dolls that can talk have been around for nearly fifty years.
Where the hell have these retards been hiding?
7/22/2009 12:14:36 PM
Sounds like someone watched Child's Play one too many times.
7/22/2009 12:20:53 PM
These people are complete nutjobs. It should also be noted that this guy is a moderator on that forum, too. Here's another paranoid response from different user (also a moderator):
Jewels you were right in throwing away the doll. Feeling the presence of evil on a doll that says the word whoopi which is another word for sex is not good. My concerns are with the girl who owned this doll before whether she still be young or even grown up at this time she needs prayer.
Father God i come to you at this time and lift up both Jewels and this little girl. With Jewels we break all curses spoken and unspoken related to this doll and place them back onto the doll to be burried with it in a landfill never to be seen from again. With this girl we place her in your hands and pray that you minister to her through someone who can help. we pray right now father that you bring unto her the strength to seek help and the people you want to be there to be ready and willing to minister freedom unto her. In Jesus name we pray amen.
Thank you Jewels for bringing this here and God Bless
7/22/2009 12:25:40 PM
"I recall dealing with a lady who vividly remembers a talking doll when she was a little girl one night jumping off the shelf and walking towards her while she was lying in bed."
Oh for fucks sake, it fell off the sodding shelf in the night, it was not freaking possessed. The rest was her childish imagination going overtime because she was startled in the night and had probably been told to look out look out for monsters under the bed as a joke by her parents just before she went to bed.
7/22/2009 12:27:33 PM
Damn, he is crazy.
7/22/2009 12:32:44 PM
"Evil spirits can enter objects such as a doll and use it to terrorize a family. I recall dealing with a lady who vividly remembers a talking doll when she was a little girl one night jumping off the shelf and walking towards her while she was lying in bed. The doll was trying to communicate with her. These are evil spirits within these objects attempting to establish a stronghold within a family and a home with the purpose to torment."
Far too many horror movies. Curse you television! Damn you to seven hells Hollywood!
7/22/2009 12:38:22 PM
Wasn't this a "Twilight Zone" episode, staring Telly Savalas?
7/22/2009 12:45:36 PM
NURSE!! Yeah nurse, it's Bartlett. He's escaped again...
7/22/2009 12:47:26 PM
Oh, fuck, this is just ridiculous!
7/22/2009 1:08:28 PM
**bangs head on desk**
Dolls talk because of a chip in them, that's why they require a string or batteries. There is no demon.
These people must shit themselves over see 'n say.
7/22/2009 1:12:01 PM
That is a pussy ass demon. Why would a demon posess a doll just to yell WHOOPEE? That's not scary,that's not satanic. maybe it's a mentally retarded demon.
7/22/2009 1:14:16 PM
Hey, at least it isn't making whoopee.
7/22/2009 1:19:59 PM
But you get a free frozen yogurt, which I like to call "frogurt".
7/22/2009 1:22:12 PM
Here is the orginal quote: I bought a doll at a garage sale. It looked innocent enough.... it was cheerleader with little pompoms and brown hair in pony tails.
After awiele i discovered when u pressed her tummy she spoke.
It was a "cheer.
Thats ok..but it was one word i could not understand, It didnt make sense. All i could hear or discern was the word " whoopi".IT went something like this'"We are number one, not number two and we are going to knock the 'whoppi" out of u,
What does that mean?Maybe its saying something else but im not getting it.
I dont know if it could be a bad word in another language and its hidden in that word because most wont know what it means.
I also dont understand why the word isent more discernable.
Talking dolls bother me any how.
Anyhow didnt want to take any chances with it so its trashed.
I would appreciate any insight.
Epic. Any insight jewels...you are certifiable. If talking dolls bother you, why did you frickin' buy it in the first place?
7/22/2009 1:24:05 PM
"Whoopee!" is also an exclamation meaning "Yay!" Maybe if you guys weren't so afraid to say the word "sex" this wouldn't be such a problem.
7/22/2009 2:17:06 PM
Barbarella was not a documentary.
7/22/2009 2:19:48 PM
The whole thread is depressing. I cannot BELIEVE people can be so stupid....but clearly they can.
7/22/2009 2:20:41 PM
7/22/2009 2:35:16 PM
There are certain words that bode ill for mankind, and you would be well advised to avoid people who use them. In fact do not read the following list unless you have an iron constitution or are totally confident in your strengths and abilities. WARNING. There now follows the list of words.
There are many more, but I lack the courage to continue with this self-inflicted torture.
7/22/2009 2:37:37 PM
Young children have scary dreams, and very vivid imaginations, but what happens when their parents also believe in the monster in the closet or the scary talking doll?
7/22/2009 2:39:45 PM
i once had a toy car that spoke to me then the spaghetti ate a laser eyed mecha duck then i woke up...
in short she was probably imagining things or dreamed it all..
7/22/2009 3:01:29 PM
You are insane. Seek help.
7/22/2009 3:14:51 PM
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