Mrs. Antichrist

I love the enormous leaps in logic these idiots take.

7/19/2009 4:13:36 PM

jadehawk

awww, the fundies are unhappy with reality again

7/19/2009 4:14:31 PM

Mog

So saying "shit" is like murdering your children?

I...I have no words.

7/19/2009 4:17:06 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Saying "fuck or god damn it" when you get hurt is not the same as murdering your child.

7/19/2009 4:30:05 PM

BobsOldSocks

I wonder where you got that idea? Oh, wait, it was from your god:

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/children.html

"What the Bible says about Children

Children who refuse to obey their parents must be executed.

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21

He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

Children who mock their parents will have their eyes plucked out by ravens and eaten by eagles.

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

Like Abraham, parents should be willing to kill their children for God.

And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:2,10

God killed all the firstborn children in an entire country.

The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. -- Exodus 12:29-30

Sometimes God kills children for misbehaving.

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -- 2 Kings 2:23-24

Someday God will force parents eat their own children.

And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:29

And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. -- Deuteronomy 28:53

And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. -- Jeremiah 19:9

And then there's this statement, which could only be found in the Bible:

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9"

How do you rationalise your worship of a book - and by extension, a god - who glories in the murder and torture of children? I'd love to see you try, scum bag.

7/19/2009 4:32:26 PM

Mandy

Actually, in many cases, having an abortion can take years of stress off your life. Bringing up an unwanted baby is very stressful.

7/19/2009 4:40:07 PM

Mayhem

7/19/2009 4:41:17 PM

Sisyphus

Yeah, cause saying "Oh fuck" is totally the same as murdering your children. Meanwhile... back on earth...

7/19/2009 4:44:29 PM

Mageapprentice

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

NO! It's Warrior X making another one of those patented FUNDIE SUPER LEAPS OF LOGIC! Logic! Logic! logic, logic... (cue echo effect)

7/19/2009 4:46:06 PM

Dude, wait. What?

7/19/2009 4:48:57 PM

WMDKitty

They did a study on swearing's effect on pain, but there's still no cure for cancer....

7/19/2009 4:54:51 PM

Well, an abortion certainly can produce that benefit, if it's an unwanted pregnancy. Just another reality fundies don't want to hear.

7/19/2009 5:19:17 PM

loser_sneeze

Why does everything turn to talk about what a woman decides to let reside in her uterus? I mean, really?

7/19/2009 5:28:44 PM

A bit 'o logic

How ridiculous. I think the Lord knows the difference between someone just swearing because they're in agony for that moment, or if they're using those swear words to talk evil about someone.
Why must they make every single thing a sin to where you can't even breath? They twist things and take things out of context incredibly much!

Swearing in general is usually something thats just picked up subconsciously because we all grew up around those words. Especially at a moment of sheer pain.
I think God knows the difference between that and evil idol talking about someone.
And its HARDLY the same as murdering your children. GOOD GRIEF!

7/19/2009 5:33:34 PM

Papabear

I'm unclear on this. Is taking years off my "stress life" a good thing or a bad thing?What the heck is a "stress life?

7/19/2009 5:38:55 PM

Antichrist

Next you'll hear "murdering your children or having an abortion can take years of stress off your life..."
That's what Susan Smith said.

And Andrea Yates,Patricia Blackmon, Kenisha Berry, Debra Jean Milke, Dora Luz Durenrostro, Caro Socorro, Susan Eubanks, Caroline Young, Robin Lee Row, Michelle Sue Tharp, Frances Elaine Newton, Darlie Lynn Routier, and so on.

In fact, according to the American Anthropological Association, more than 200 women kill their children in the United States each year.

Now how many of those women are/were Good Christians?


Edit:
Damn, I should of looked at the topic first. So these women killed their children because swearing eases pain? WTF? Maybe if they did some swearing, they would of released the stress valve before they cracked.

7/19/2009 5:47:28 PM

Haseen

They want more pain, because pain scores extra Jesus points.

7/19/2009 6:11:29 PM

Mudak

Sometimes, when I'm in a lot of pain, I just recite George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on television monologue.

Everyone, say it with me:

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.....

7/19/2009 6:21:15 PM

Old Viking

You don't have to murder your children to relieve stress. Just send them to summer camp, then move without telling them.

7/19/2009 6:22:55 PM

Pule Thamex

Yes. it's likely that we will hear that. But only on places like Rapture Ready.

7/19/2009 6:34:19 PM

Ken

Letting your emotions out is healthier than keeping them in because you think some god will fry you.

7/19/2009 7:14:37 PM

SakuraPassion

How do these people survive in the world??

7/19/2009 7:26:21 PM

DevilsChaplain

Yeeeeeaaaaaah............noooo.

7/19/2009 7:29:11 PM

emau99

LOL...yeah, seriously...wait, what?

7/19/2009 7:42:03 PM

The Lazy One

ATTENTION WARRIOR X!

SAYING "FUCK" != INFANTICIDE.

Dipshit.

7/19/2009 7:50:34 PM