It won't even make any sense.
7/25/2009 12:19:45 PM
Let's see, you'll need to prove:
1. the start of global government,
2. rebuilding the Tower of Babel, whatever that is,
3. satellite implants, whatever they are,
4. food purchase restrictions based on religion,
5. how a chip can be swiped.
Get going, Gee!
7/25/2009 12:22:16 PM
Umm, it is actually the tower of babylon...But whatever...
7/25/2009 12:24:20 PM
Jesus said that some of his followers would not die as he would return before they did.
I don't see any 2000 years old wondering around, so unless they have kept themselves hidden from us for all that time and are alive and well in a cave somewhere, then I think it is probably bull***t.
Oh and rebuilding the tower of Babel...huh. Do you think a bunch of bronze age goat herders could possibly build a tower taller then the ones we have around the world today? So we have effectively built it already and guess what...no jeezus to be had for love or money.
7/25/2009 12:25:34 PM
A unified world government? Are you stupid? I don't see that happening in a LOOOOOONG time.
What tower? That is just a myth, along with your jeebus character dumbass.
Satellite implants? WTF?
I don't know what your sources are, but just for believing in them you're nothing more than a delusional idiot.
7/25/2009 12:26:32 PM
Airplanes! One word beats your whole argument.
7/25/2009 12:27:22 PM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Who's rebuilding the tower of Babel?
7/25/2009 1:05:02 PM
Kids, sniffing paint thinner is bad. Here's why.
7/25/2009 1:27:11 PM
Any year now!
As soon as Jesus has been able to put his shoes on...
In the mean time, here are some annual rapture claims:
7/25/2009 1:52:46 PM
I got some goofy shit from Ron Paul's people that said if universal healthcare passes, you won't be allowed to see a doctor if you're a Christian. This stupidity is seriously getting out of hand.
7/25/2009 1:56:04 PM
Great! I'm officially not a Christian, so I shouldn't have any trouble buying food. Then I'll sell some of my food to Christians, at ten times the price I paid for it. Looking forward to meeting this JEsus fellow. I wonder how much cash he's got and if he'll be hungry?
7/25/2009 2:16:41 PM
The tower of Babel was rebuilt multiple times...
you call them skyscrapers...
well, de facto
and yet god didn´t seem to take notice, despite the fact that modern skyscrapers are much higher than anything an ancient civilization could´ve been avle to build
7/25/2009 2:37:04 PM
Help Me JEEBUS!
7/25/2009 2:49:51 PM
I'm tempted to get 666 tattooed across my forehead just to really freak these nuts out.
7/25/2009 3:18:32 PM
So which one world government is this, the Catholic church? The League of Nations? The UN?
Satellite implants? Would that be cell phones? Because in more advanced nations, you can use a cell phone to buy things.
Good, I'm not Christian so I guess I can have all the food I want. Anyway, have you not heard of hunting, fishing, and gardening? Our ancestors have been doing it for eons.
Oh, and since it's on the tube right now
SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!111111!!!!1ELEVENTY
7/25/2009 3:46:44 PM
Who or what is JEsus?
7/25/2009 4:00:55 PM
1.Global goverment is impossible.The whole world can't even agree on the same basic human rights.Although a global government is a nice sentiment it would never work.
2.Rebuilding the Tower of Babel.Is there proof that the first tower ever existed?
3.The number of the beast is 616 not 666.You'd think they'd know their own religion by now.
4.The mark of the beast isn't a verichip.The verichip is used for medical records and what not,not required to buy food and not forced upon citizensAs far as I can remember the goat herders didn't specify what the mark was much less give indication it's a chip.
7/25/2009 4:16:48 PM
Of course, the oldest existing fragment of Revelation states that the number of the beast is 616, but don't let the facts get in your way.
The Bible states that your God destroyed the tower of Babel to prevent people from getting along and achieving great things. Some god you've got there, dinkwad.
7/25/2009 4:32:14 PM
I'm ready -
Loud and proud, I ain't no fucking christian!
Now bring on the food, it's Par-Tay time....
Oops, where'd my chip go? I had it just .... Hey somebody swiped the chips!
7/25/2009 4:37:35 PM
Smacks a bit of CTSTDT, as well as FSTDT.
7/25/2009 4:40:59 PM
"Get ready to say you are not Christian in order to buy food."
But since most fundie christians are liars, this should not be too hard for you to do. After all, your survival depends on it, does it not?
7/25/2009 4:41:49 PM
You're glad that you believe that the end of the world is happening? Okay then, go ahead and adjust you aluminum foil hat accordingly.
You realize that you can grow your own vegtables and herbs, raise animals for meat, and barter for other things with it right? Wow, I know. Suprising isn't it?
7/25/2009 5:16:03 PM
Rebuilding the tower of Babel? I have a hard time believing that people using only stone and wood as building materials could achieve something taller than even one of our more mediocre skyscrapers. If god didn't approve, I'd think he'd have done something by now.
And how the fuck do you implant a satellite in someone?
7/25/2009 9:28:05 PM
You know all those people who raise genuine, fairly realistic concerns about the use of ID chips and such? You give them a bad name with your drivel.
7/25/2009 10:23:32 PM
You need to be locked up.
7/25/2009 10:38:39 PM