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#992457
Gary
Shut the fuck up.
7/21/2009 12:08:13 PM
#992458
Mister Spak
Or perhaps you are so desperate to deny observable reality that you make shit up.
7/21/2009 12:08:24 PM
#992465
Imroy
Yes, we all know that police simply wait for good christians to turn themselves in after a crime is committed. Moron.
And if religion makes a person better, why are they committing crimes in the first place? Idiot.
7/21/2009 12:13:03 PM
#992466
Tindalos
WTF?
Perhaps - xians know that all they have to do is to ask sky-daddy to forgive them and he he has to. So, they go out & do whatever they want. As long as they don't get killed in the process, they can always renew thier Jebus fan club card.
Look into the the Mafia and the Catholic church. I am certain that a lot of the Mafiosi werew good Catholics and Confessed their sins...oh wait...<doh>..they were Catholcis, not real xians.
7/21/2009 12:13:38 PM
#992467
BobsOldSocks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
7/21/2009 12:13:53 PM
#992468
Rite
[Just because Christians are more likely to go to prison doesn't mean they are more likely to commit crimes. For example, perhaps Christians are so honest that when they do commit crimes, they always turn themselves in.]
Just because mexican people are more likely to go to prison doesn't mean they are more likely to commit crimes. For example, perhaps mexican people are so honest that when they do commit crimes, they always turn themselves in.
That sentence works in manyways. Too bad most of them are untrue
7/21/2009 12:14:10 PM
#992469
Nick
We're enjoying some good quotations this morning!
7/21/2009 12:16:17 PM
#992472
Stimbo
I love the notion that when xtians commit crimes, they commit them honestly! That just cracks me up!
7/21/2009 12:19:01 PM
#992473
Efrain
and atheists are smart enough to cover up their crimes? and who's to say they were christian on entry to prisons? Maybe they converted in prison because your magical sky pixie is supposedly all forgiving, until you die, in which case if you haven't proverbially sucked his dick you get punished for all eternity. :/
7/21/2009 12:19:50 PM
#992474
dpareja
No.
7/21/2009 12:22:45 PM
#992476
Headache
Another day and another revelation telling me that religious people are completely crazy!
7/21/2009 12:24:35 PM
#992478
aaa
I know a lawyer that can disprove that so hard that it pierces time.
7/21/2009 12:34:55 PM
#992479
ireadabouttheafterlife
Actually, judging by this christian, perhaps they always GET CAUGHT because they are too stupid to cover their tracks...
7/21/2009 12:36:13 PM
#992480
EllwyenDarwin
Yeah...right.
7/21/2009 12:36:18 PM
#992482
Sisyphus
For the sake of my mental health I'm gonna have to cal POE on this one.
7/21/2009 12:36:56 PM
#992483
atrasicarius
7/21/2009 12:39:20 PM
#992485
El Zorro
wut?
7/21/2009 12:40:18 PM
#992486
pfft
Out of context the whole quote was - not Fundie at all
"Just because Christians are more likely to go to prison doesn't mean they are more likely to commit crimes. For example, perhaps Christians are so honest that when they do commit crimes, they always turn themselves in. Or perhaps they're not as clever as atheists, and thus more likely to be caught. You have to be careful interpreting statistics.
Also, keep in mind that atheism in the US is positively correlated with wealth, intelligence and education. All of those things are negatively correlated with one's chance of being imprisoned. Rates of atheism also tend to be lower among ethnic minorities in the US, and the US has a long history of over-policing minority groups."
7/21/2009 12:40:49 PM
#992487
LDM
Your timing is impeccable, I soooo needed a laugh right now.
7/21/2009 12:44:25 PM
#992488
LDM
I'm surprised none of them tried to play the persecution card.
7/21/2009 12:47:02 PM
#992490
Thinking Allowed
Wow, what a backwards logic.
7/21/2009 12:49:42 PM
#992492
MK
After loling and then reading the full context, I gotta say Poe. It's gotta be.
7/21/2009 12:54:16 PM
#992493
Do you really, really not see the idiocy of your statement?
7/21/2009 12:54:27 PM
#992494
simply not edible
In it's full context, this doesn't look all that bad - especially when considering some of those other answers.
7/21/2009 1:04:16 PM
#992495
EvoPagan
You--out of the gene pool!
7/21/2009 1:08:28 PM
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