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I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Pastor Drake's definition of "evildoers" is vastly different from mine.
I'm also going to guess that, although he professes to be a Christian, he hasn't read what Jesus had to say about your enemies and loving them.
Just a crazy hunch...
7/22/2009 12:06:43 PM
Nathan the Wise
Yeah, but nobody knows who wrote Psalm 109. I think we can safely say they're dead, though.
7/22/2009 12:15:08 PM
Fortunately, prayers don't work.
7/22/2009 12:24:01 PM
Unfortunately, if he dies, even if it's because of the most natural thing in the world, those murderous nutjobs will think it was because of them.
7/22/2009 12:27:24 PM
As long as they fervently pray and do nothing else, I'll be happy as pig in the mud. Pray fundies! God will hear! But if you hear the voices that tell you to kill Obama or your other enemies yourself, that's Satan's voice and don't listen to it!
7/22/2009 12:41:45 PM
"If anybody has a problem with the prayer we're praying, they need to take it up with the man who wrote it"
Which one? And whose version?
7/22/2009 12:45:13 PM
I am not impressed. I am even less impressed about the lame attempt of Mr. Beemer down here.
7/22/2009 12:51:30 PM
@ frank beemer: If you're going to Poe, at least do something mildly provocative. Check the Top 100 for inspiration.
7/22/2009 12:56:52 PM
A denomination born to defgend slavery is praying for the death of the first black president? SHOCKING!
7/22/2009 12:58:29 PM
I have to agree with Mr. Olbermann on this one.
Wiley Drake is a danger.
7/22/2009 12:59:17 PM
What a nut! O_o
7/22/2009 1:02:13 PM
@ Frank Beemer: please all, do not beseach my prayers for you.
Isn't it 'beseech'? Pray for proper grammar first.
I hear god nearly everynight!
So, the voices you hear in your head are GAWD? They have meds for that now-a-days
7/22/2009 1:04:33 PM
Wasn't Lucifer angel of light, the first angel, the one that came into being when god said "Let there be light"? Is that the light you want us all to see? Or would you preffer the light of reason?
7/22/2009 1:14:14 PM
Just another witchdoctor trying to curse someone.
7/22/2009 1:15:37 PM
Nah, I think we'll just keep the pressure on you since you're enough of a douchebag to follow the words of a retarded, 2000 year dead, misogynistic sociopath.
7/22/2009 1:16:29 PM
Rat of Steel
"I refuse to be put on those MEDS that would make me into a ROBOT! What if the MEDS took away my ability to see and hear our LORD JESUS CHRIST!"
Your Honor, the prosecution rests.
7/22/2009 1:33:23 PM
fucking shit why does it always do THIS!
Don't refresh after you submit a comment. Click "latest comments" and find this quote again, then pop back in. That will stop the eighty-billion duplicate posts you keep doin'.
Also, I absolutely love how you went from frothing fundie to annoyed-at-computer-FSTDTer. C'mon, man, now you're just overdoing it.
7/22/2009 1:37:27 PM
frank beemer CLONE
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE SORRY WHEN ONE DAY YOU MEET YOUR MAKER! DEATH HAPPENS EVERY DAY! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU HAVE DIED AND YOU HAVE TO FACE OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST! YOU WILL NOT BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU ARE SENT TO BURN WITH ALL THE OTHER HERETICS!! BURN IN HELL
WE ARE IN THE FINAL DAYS! 1,000 YEARS OF WAR AND FAMINE!
HOWL GARGLE HOWL HOWL GARGLE WAAAAAARRRGGGGH!!!!
May the peace and love of Jesus be with you all.
7/22/2009 1:41:11 PM
However Drake also said he's directed to pray for ill against his enemies by Psalm 109
But Psalm 109 describes enemies as people who "remembered not to show mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart."
That sounds more like Drake than Obama.
7/22/2009 1:47:22 PM
Sure, 98 percent of what you pray about him is positive, but you're still praying for his death. I'm going to groom your dog and then run him over with my car.
7/22/2009 1:52:25 PM
Bah! I submitted this a week ago and it never made it onto the quotes page.
I guess Drake's KJV doesn't have Romans:
13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
or 1 Timothy:
2:1 I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
2:2 For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
2:3 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
7/22/2009 2:10:07 PM
That FBI watch list just keeps on growing.
7/22/2009 2:25:02 PM
@ Frank Beemer
"fucking shit why does it always do THIS!"
I just love your quaint, folksy, religious talk. That, together with the unaffected pleasure, shown in your other comments, that you have in communicating the bizarre rituals of your tribe's religious rites is most fascinating.
7/22/2009 2:27:34 PM
I GET on my KNEES every NIGHT and PRAY to my LORD JESUS TO COME. COME THY LORD, COME QUICKLY! I CAN'T WAIT!
7/22/2009 2:33:58 PM
gods humans can be so retarded....
7/22/2009 2:45:58 PM
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