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(Quote from: Son of Man on July 07, 2009, 11:09:58 PM
Are you saying that you would be defending the practice of stoning if God wasn't ok with it? Would you say that a man should be stoned for something as petty cursing Zeus?)

SoM,
To cut to the chase I'm saying that I wouldn't care about stoning at all if I were not a Christian. I'm a Christian, therefore I'm not my old self(who would be playing video games, drinking vault, and eating pizza right now). Stoning matters to me because I want to understand God, and God has an opinion on stoning.

I think that a man should get whatever God judges he should get.

QuestionMark, Is God Imaginary 25 Comments [7/31/2009 3:16:35 PM]
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tracer

Christians don't eat pizza?

7/31/2009 3:18:16 PM

wackadoodle

I've yet to meet a 'convert' to christianity who doesnt claim to have been a douche before, almost always in a way implying being christian makes you a better person.

7/31/2009 3:20:45 PM

Eden


Stoning matters to me because I want to understand God, and God has an opinion on stoning.

I think that a man should get whatever God judges he should get.


So with other words, you are Pro Stoning, as the old testament contains several passages which are favor of stoning as punishment for several crimes (for example raping or (as a merried woman) getting raped)

7/31/2009 3:28:40 PM

RavenWood

Wait... What the hell does pizza have to do with it?

7/31/2009 3:46:58 PM

Wehpudicabok

You used to be a lot more fun, QuestionMark.

7/31/2009 3:59:22 PM

WMDKitty

Hey, I'm all for stoning... oh. Wrong "stoning".

7/31/2009 4:09:47 PM

Old Viking

What the hell is vault? And how can you drink it, eat pizza, and play video games simultaneously?

7/31/2009 4:18:00 PM



Ok, what you´re telling us is that you don´t do anything by yourself. Bravo!

7/31/2009 4:31:42 PM

Zoo

"who would be playing video games, drinking vault, and eating pizza right now"

I find it amusing that you think you're so changed because you aren't doing these things, which are not at all wrong even for Christians.

7/31/2009 4:40:14 PM

Mageapprentice

Getting stoned matters to me because I want to understand God, and God has no opinion on getting stoned.

FTFY

And- god obviously does not have an opinion on getting stoned- just ask the jackass who wrote Revelations- I always thought you had to be on some seriously strong stuff to write like that.

7/31/2009 4:44:34 PM

Efrain

Question Mark? Shit, I question the whole damn book.

7/31/2009 4:54:18 PM

Vince

another excellent case against becoming Christian.

you lost your pizza and video games. now your on the wrong side of a debate about stoning.

sounds like it sucks.

7/31/2009 5:16:57 PM

EvoPagan

So you were less of an asshole BEFORE you became a Christian?

7/31/2009 5:42:33 PM

Papabear

Video games, vault and pizza are bad?

Stoning matters to me because a**hole idiots like you advocate it. Of course, if you're volunteering to be stoned to death, I'm OK with that.

7/31/2009 5:46:40 PM

Lunar-Xero

"(who would be playing video games, drinking vault, and eating pizza right now)"

He wasn't a very hardcore pre-Christian.

I didn't know what Vault was so I searched it on Google. It's a fucking energy drink. I thought they were meant to be alcoholic drug abusers before they became Christians?

7/31/2009 7:29:24 PM

aaa

I'd rather not.

8/1/2009 12:49:15 AM

Thundersqueaks

"I think that a man should get whatever God judges he should get."

Surely you mean man should get whatever man decides what god judges he should get? God is simply an excuse.

8/1/2009 3:55:45 AM

Ryuutchi

I have no idea what Son of Man was trying to say either. What in the name of Odin's cross-eyed ravens are either of them going on about?

8/1/2009 12:31:54 PM

Caustic Gnostic

What Efrain said.

8/1/2009 3:59:28 PM

Sweet Lao

I wish I was playing video games, drinking vault, and eating pizza right now.

8/1/2009 5:44:25 PM

Marc

video games, drinking vault, and eating pizza

I can almost, almost see the argument against video games. They include demonic images, they're violent, etc. But drinking an energy drink and eating pizza? What in the world?

8/2/2009 3:29:21 PM

Chatvert

Vault is the urine of Lucifer.

8/4/2009 11:33:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

When I was a Christian, I played video games & ate pizza. I still do. I never drank vault, though, but maybe an occasional beer. Of course, I was a Catholic so I guess I wasn't a true Christian.

8/4/2009 11:47:45 AM

Ajax

"Stoning matters to me because I want to understand God, and God has an opinion on stoning."

Stoning matters 2 me 2. I love stoning. I dont know if there is a God but if there is I agree he prolly has a very good opinion on stoning. He put it here and its more natural than booze. Oh wait are u talking about the fun kind of stoning that makes everybody mello, laugh, and enjoy music or the kind where people are pelted to death with giant rocks?

8/11/2009 6:25:45 PM

FSMpirate

I appologize in advance to my fellow posters for the Caps thing i am about to commit:

HOW DARE YOU BRING VIDEO GAMES INTO THIS?!? THIS e-INFIDEL SHOULD BE MADE TO PAY!

Personally, I do the stoning before i do video games. Helps with my reflex-time!

12/1/2009 10:42:58 AM
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