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When I got saved in 1973 I went to a lot of prophecy meetings listening to Jack van Impe and really thot the rapture was near then,A lot of it was emotions,but now w/what,s going on in the world,IT IS FACT!!!!

24thchance , RaptureReady 70 Comments [7/30/2009 10:20:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 29
WTF?! || meh

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I see you shiver with antici...

7/30/2009 10:29:12 PM


I think I've heard this before. Maybe once or twice or over 9000 times.

What happened? Did Candlejack get y-

7/30/2009 10:32:07 PM

The Brazilian

This is new... FACTS ! Facts never happen before !!!

7/30/2009 10:34:24 PM


Hard-on for the Rapture Award.

7/30/2009 10:43:19 PM

Wandering Scribe

How is NOW any different than THEN? Seriously, what facts do we have now, that we didn't then? Has the Bible somehow miraculously written new passages since... like one that includes the Rapture?


Seems like Candlejack didn't get the Brazil...

7/30/2009 10:46:08 PM



7/30/2009 11:20:30 PM

Pule Thamex

Looking forward to the 'soon' to be happening event? It doesn't worry me, I know I won't be left behind because there no way that I'm going to live see my 10 trillion, trillion, billion to the power of 665 trillionth birthday anyway. Neither, of course, is anyone else least of all 24thchance. Rapture Ready, the home of massive numbers.

7/30/2009 11:22:50 PM

What fact?. 36 years and counting?

7/30/2009 11:26:38 PM

Dio Fa



7/30/2009 11:27:18 PM


Just say Candle Jack and you'll be gone be

7/30/2009 11:33:20 PM

Right just like it was FACT back then.

7/30/2009 11:48:55 PM


Yeah,like it was fact the many times before.

7/30/2009 11:53:14 PM

@ Frog: ...pation

7/31/2009 12:12:49 AM

So have said lots of people during various times of turmoil over the last 1600 or so years since the Bible was put together and people started coming up with that Tribulation crap, but we're all still here, aren't we?

7/31/2009 12:14:21 AM


Oh please. If Jimmy Carter didn't cause the Rapture, nothing will. ;-)

7/31/2009 12:22:47 AM


Pathetic. Just pathetic.

7/31/2009 12:27:15 AM

Higgs Boson

Learning from experience Fail!

7/31/2009 12:27:17 AM


Give us a date so we can mock you some more.

7/31/2009 12:41:40 AM


The end of the world has been near according to somebody for thousands of years.
Sadly, we have reached the point where we don't need some god to bring the end of the world, we could do it just fine on our own.

7/31/2009 12:41:55 AM



Typical RR batshittery.

7/31/2009 12:56:17 AM

Yeah, the world was supposed to end within a couple decades of Jesus' little visit to Earth. Stated it explicitly (and multiple times!) himself...

7/31/2009 1:43:30 AM


"you're wrong, you're wrong, I could see it all along
yet you hold on to the things you say but things you say will go astray and
wrong, so wrong, I've been saying all along
baby, you're wrong cause I think you're wrong cause I know you're wrong you're wrong"

- 'Wrong' Performed by "Lemon Demon"

I find this song rather appropriate.

7/31/2009 1:45:22 AM

Aw, so close! All the way to "emotions" it looks like he's about to have a breakthrough, but no. What a shame.

7/31/2009 2:01:22 AM


To quote ol' Georgie-boy:

"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

But unfortunately there are some people who *want* to be fooled.

Hey 24thchance, wanna buy a bridge?

7/31/2009 2:09:49 AM


And what HAS really changed? Really, what?

@frogflayer: Brilliant!

7/31/2009 2:15:22 AM
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