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[On Satanism and Paganism-related websites]

What will you do, if you accidentally came across such websites?

As for now, I would back out as quickly as possible and delete my files and cookies to keep the computer from becoming possessed by a demon (I heard that can happen and I certainly don't want it to). Maybe I would even sit my Bible on top of it for a while.

Susan, Christian Forums 37 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

I can just imagine Susan taking her computer to tech support claiming it was demon-possessed.

2/1/2006 12:03:02 PM

llDayo

To be really safe, it should be suggested that she open the case and sprinkle holy water on everything.

2/1/2006 3:28:03 PM

David D.G.

At least it's consistent with the usual fundie rejection of the germ theory of disease. They think that demonic possession causes organic diseases or disorders, so why shouldn't they think it would cause computer viruses as well?


~David D.G.

2/1/2006 3:33:51 PM

Redhunter

Foolish mortal, I am Sallos, perverter of the PC. I cause malevolence to your mac, and send your monitor straight to dell. My evil demon cookies will ensnare you susan, and soon you will be enjoying japanese fisting sites on your screen! Muah-hah-hah!

7/3/2006 11:11:32 AM

Julian

Oh man, someone send her Yahweh's avatar from the forums and watch her format her hard disk!

7/4/2006 2:31:57 AM

Tommy9898

Accedentaly? You took a wrong turn at google?

10/3/2006 5:15:07 AM

Goetian

I checked her profile, and lo and behold, she lists her AIM address. That gave me an idea. A truly awful idea. The following is a log of an AIM conversation with her.

Fharlanghnamaste: Hello there
millyfan2: Hi, who are you?
Fharlanghnamaste: I'm from christianforums
millyfan2: who on there? Sorry for the questioning but I've had stalkers and I don't go to CF regularly.
Fharlanghnamaste: Gerry [FSTDT: a random poster I picked]
millyfan2: Oh OK.
Fharlanghnamaste: Sorry you've had stalkers
millyfan2: It's been a while since I'd seen your posts.
millyfan2: It's all right ^^
Fharlanghnamaste: I just wanted to show you some stuff, that really inspired me in my walk with God
millyfan2: OK. . .
[direct connection established]



Fharlanghnamaste: Your computer is now possessed.
Fharlanghnamaste: Put a Bible on top of it for a while
Fharlanghnamaste: And remember to delete all your cookies, there might be demons lurking in them
Fharlanghnamaste: zomg
Fharlanghnamaste: The demons have also possessed your retinas for looking at sinful images
Fharlanghnamaste: omg you're going to hell

12/8/2006 5:21:57 AM

Susan, older and wiser

Um, that belief was a major reason why I walked away from fundamentalism. I've not been a fundie since mid-2003, and of course I no longer believe that, as you'd know if you saw anything I've written at a later date.

Please remove this now?

12/8/2006 5:49:00 AM

Lainey

Those pictures are sick. Why would you post such a thing? I'm not getting the \"joke.\"

2/9/2007 3:36:39 AM

JP

Maybe a nsfw?
Not just this, but I've come across a few that would not be ideal for my boss to see. Let's cut eachother a break.

2/9/2007 8:55:59 PM

SaneChick

Or you could just download Norton.

2/9/2007 10:00:40 PM

NonProphet

As has been stated, Susan HAS become significantly less fundie since this was posted.

Also, those images disturbed the hell out of me. That's not really funny (though a pentagram would have been, no matter who the fundie/ex-fundie was).

4/3/2007 7:04:00 PM

Tom S. Fox

What the hell, Goetian!?
Remove these pictures!
What the fuck were you thinking?!?

3/30/2008 9:13:26 AM

Darn

Well, don't run a Unix OS then as it is filled with daemons :)

And.... don't buy a Mac either, it's Unix based and the base OS is called .... O the horror !..... Darwin

And yes those pictures are gross.

3/30/2008 12:28:50 PM

apYrs

I'm sure I've heard that you should really EITHER fully immerse your computer in holy water, OR burn it just in case

3/30/2008 1:27:04 PM

Sideshow Bob

Goetian, we get your point, and I'm quite sure it did the trick. You are now free to replace the shock images with a description saying "then I sent her some really disgusting shock images. :p"

Thank you in advance.

3/30/2008 2:20:40 PM

Canadiest

Thems Gremlins that mess yer computer up y'know. Dang things have been at it since the beginning of the machine age. Theory is they are iron spirits pertubed at our tranformin' their habitat.

3/30/2008 2:58:58 PM

CJ

Yeah, I could have done without seeing that shit, really! Not worried about my computer being possessed, but I'd rather not have that stuff burned on my retinas.

4/1/2008 10:05:36 AM

Pie Man

@Tom S. Fox:

Eh, I've seen worse. For example, Goatse, Tubgirl, etc.

4/1/2008 1:22:23 PM

Brenz

Did you know that even talking about demons on your PC can invite them in? This is because Windows Vista was rushed to market, and has several gaping program holes through which demons, hearing themselves mentioned, rush to invade. I recommend you get a copy of Avast! 4.1107 Demon protection ed. to stop this!

...I just hit on a fantastic money-making scheme, didn't I?

4/1/2008 1:48:10 PM

Princess Rot

I can see Susan's computer trying to divide by demon.

4/1/2008 1:58:59 PM

Brooke Ella

Yeah, can you take the pictures off? They aren't funny, they're just sick.

4/1/2008 2:02:04 PM

Horsefeathers

"What will you do, if you accidentally came across such websites?"

Give them a look, get bored and head off somewhere else. Why? What do you do, burn your computer?

"As for now, I would back out as quickly as possible and delete my files and cookies to keep the computer from becoming possessed by a demon (I heard that can happen and I certainly don't want it to). Maybe I would even sit my Bible on top of it for a while."

Oh my god. I've heard some incredibly asinine things here but this is just insane.

4/1/2008 2:42:32 PM

Tom S. Fox

I don't know Tubgirl, but Goatse at least doesn't have dead babies!

4/4/2008 7:53:08 PM

SSJPunk

It would have been much better to send her to last measure. That way, she really *would* think the computer is posessed!

4/4/2008 9:17:08 PM
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