[On Satanism and Paganism-related websites]
What will you do, if you accidentally came across such websites?
As for now, I would back out as quickly as possible and delete my files and cookies to keep the computer from becoming possessed by a demon (I heard that can happen and I certainly don't want it to). Maybe I would even sit my Bible on top of it for a while.
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Foolish mortal, I am Sallos, perverter of the PC. I cause malevolence to your mac, and send your monitor straight to dell. My evil demon cookies will ensnare you susan, and soon you will be enjoying japanese fisting sites on your screen! Muah-hah-hah!
I checked her profile, and lo and behold, she lists her AIM address. That gave me an idea. A truly awful idea. The following is a log of an AIM conversation with her.
Fharlanghnamaste: Hello there
millyfan2: Hi, who are you?
Fharlanghnamaste: I'm from christianforums
millyfan2: who on there? Sorry for the questioning but I've had stalkers and I don't go to CF regularly.
Fharlanghnamaste: Gerry [FSTDT: a random poster I picked]
millyfan2: Oh OK.
Fharlanghnamaste: Sorry you've had stalkers
millyfan2: It's been a while since I'd seen your posts.
millyfan2: It's all right ^^
Fharlanghnamaste: I just wanted to show you some stuff, that really inspired me in my walk with God
millyfan2: OK. . .
[direct connection established]
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Fharlanghnamaste: Your computer is now possessed.
Fharlanghnamaste: Put a Bible on top of it for a while
Fharlanghnamaste: And remember to delete all your cookies, there might be demons lurking in them
Fharlanghnamaste: zomg
Fharlanghnamaste: The demons have also possessed your retinas for looking at sinful images
Fharlanghnamaste: omg you're going to hell
Um, that belief was a major reason why I walked away from fundamentalism. I've not been a fundie since mid-2003, and of course I no longer believe that, as you'd know if you saw anything I've written at a later date.
Please remove this now?
As has been stated, Susan HAS become significantly less fundie since this was posted.
Also, those images disturbed the hell out of me. That's not really funny (though a pentagram would have been, no matter who the fundie/ex-fundie was).
Well, don't run a Unix OS then as it is filled with daemons :)
And.... don't buy a Mac either, it's Unix based and the base OS is called .... O the horror !..... Darwin
And yes those pictures are gross.
Yeah, I could have done without seeing that shit, really! Not worried about my computer being possessed, but I'd rather not have that stuff burned on my retinas.
@Tom S. Fox:
Eh, I've seen worse. For example, Goatse, Tubgirl, etc.
Did you know that even talking about demons on your PC can invite them in? This is because Windows Vista was rushed to market, and has several gaping program holes through which demons, hearing themselves mentioned, rush to invade. I recommend you get a copy of Avast! 4.1107 Demon protection ed. to stop this!
...I just hit on a fantastic money-making scheme, didn't I?
"What will you do, if you accidentally came across such websites?"
Give them a look, get bored and head off somewhere else. Why? What do you do, burn your computer?
"As for now, I would back out as quickly as possible and delete my files and cookies to keep the computer from becoming possessed by a demon (I heard that can happen and I certainly don't want it to). Maybe I would even sit my Bible on top of it for a while."
Oh my god. I've heard some incredibly asinine things here but this is just insane.
I have it from good authority (an uncle of mine is a Catholic missionary) that no matter where you surf, the data probably passed through many Unix-based servers and routers along the way, and all of them run (gasp) daemons! Therefore, your computer is possessed as soon as you hop on the 'Net. The only solution is to run McAfee Exorcist Edition, the only anti-hellware fully compatible with the Malleum Maleficarum, and to keep it up-to-date with the latest patches from the Vatican's Sin Research Laboratories. Unfortunately, this McAfee edition is really hard to find, and the latest version needs so much spiritual power to guard against the most dangerous daemons it can only run on Vista Ultimate 64-bit.
"Maybe I would even sit my Bible on top of it for a while."
Might as well do something with it, since your lot never bothers to read it.
[On Satanism and Paganism-related websites ]
"What will you do, if you accidentally came across such websites?"
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I'd clean it off my screen, obviously. I don't want a crusty monitor! [/Finbarr Saunders]
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I can just imagine a fundie, just casually browsing, comes across a "demonic" website, and goes "Ahhh, demons! NOOO! *throws computer across the room*" Hahaha =D
@Goetian Why?!? Seriously, what is wrong with your trolling meter? Send that to an insane fundie, not a mild (if previously odd) recovering one! And don't post it here! What made you think that was a good idea?
As for the post itself, my Pagan magic doesn't seem to include rituals on enchanting computer files to possess computers with demons. Must only be Satanic HTML programmers though. And they all work for Apple, so I'm safe.
@Goetian Why?!? Seriously, what is wrong with your trolling meter? Send that to an insane fundie, not a mild (if previously odd) recovering one! And don't post it here! What made you think that was a good idea?
As for the post itself, my Pagan magic doesn't seem to include rituals on enchanting computer files to possess computers with demons. Must only be Satanic HTML programmers though. And they all work for Apple, so I'm safe.
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