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Evolutionists are so bizarre. They think we are screwy for believing in creation, when creation simply says, 'God did it'. Not really all that hard to comprehend. But to bend, twist, and contort the way evolutionists do to try to make things fit, then claim it as some sort of science, is just absurd.

Faulty, Rapture Forums 68 Comments [7/25/2009 7:50:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Patches

Because it's human nature not to be content with "the sky is blue". Somewhere along the line, someone asked "Why is the sky blue?" And that's where science comes in.

So, now that you've posited that "God did it", since that's so simple, care to explain "how" God did it? Surely it's equally simple and doesn't involve anything just magically unexplainably appearing out of nowhere and we're expected to just be okay with that.

7/25/2009 7:54:18 AM

Eden

There are many christians who believe that "Creation" simply says that goddidit.
Christians who don´t have any problems with evolution as they just believe evolution to be the way goddidit.

In contrast to them however, you believe against all evidence that goddidit exactly as described within the bible.

And to bend, twist and contort the way you creationists do, to try to make the stories within the bible fit to reality and then claim that the bible is literally true, is just absurd

7/25/2009 7:57:37 AM

Mayhem

"Gnomes steal underpants" isn't that hard to comprehend, either.

Simple =/= True

7/25/2009 8:03:58 AM

The Watcher

It's not a matter of being "simple" or "complicated." It's a matter of it being wrong.

Faulty indeed.

7/25/2009 8:06:30 AM

Pookie

Not being content with an answer as woefully uninformative as 'Goddidit' is exactly what makes us human in the first place.

7/25/2009 8:08:02 AM

Berny

As others have pointed out, the screwy part of your belief isn't the "goddidit", it's the "goddiditexactlyasinthebible".
Since science is unlikely to ever have all the answers, your god will always have room in the gaps in our knowledge.
The biblical account of creation, however, is for morons.

7/25/2009 8:16:33 AM

Clown

"God did it." =/= "God did it MY WAY!"

7/25/2009 8:33:37 AM

Robbie

That ... but ... no ... isn't ... what?!

7/25/2009 9:00:20 AM

Kat

I guess you don't go into a bathroom much, but when you do make sure to look at the shiny mirror.

7/25/2009 9:14:14 AM

C_V


well yes, simple explanations are what simpletons want. as far as contorting to fit the facts, I'm pretty sure the way you guys interpret your precious onion-skin Book O' Crap qualifies far more than any tenets of evolution.

7/25/2009 9:36:23 AM

EllwyenDarwin

Odin did it.When you understand why you find that impossible or "screwy",you will then understand why evolutionary biologists found creation to be impossible and set out to find the answers instead of being content with "goddidit!"

7/25/2009 9:36:36 AM



Ok, what if God doesn't exist or didn't do the universe?. Extrange for a person who brags of "spreading the truth".

7/25/2009 9:44:12 AM



"God did it" is easy to comprehend all right, its just wrong.



simple enough for your little chimp brain=! correct

7/25/2009 9:55:18 AM

Horsefeathers

"They think we are screwy for believing in creation, when creation simply says, 'God did it'."

Therein lies the problem. See, science is a tool that's used to figure out how things work. In short: to explain what we see.

"Godididit!" doesn't explain a damned thing and, as such, is completely useless.

"Not really all that hard to comprehend."

I comprehend it just fine. It's just meaningless. If you weren't so intellectually lazy you'd find the explanation lacking also.

"But to bend, twist, and contort the way evolutionists do to try to make things fit, then claim it as some sort of science, is just absurd."

What, exactly, are "evolutionists" supposedly distorting?

7/25/2009 10:25:18 AM

BobsOldSocks

"...when creation simply says, 'God did it'."

With absolutely no evidence whatsoever. That's why religionists are nuts.

"But to bend, twist, and contort the way evolutionists do to try to make things fit, then claim it as some sort of science, is just absurd."

No one is bending, twisting or contorting anything, it's called "logic" - the evidence can only be interpreted in one *logical* way and that way points to populations changing over time. Simple fact.

7/25/2009 10:30:49 AM

Efrain

...I find it hard to believe they actually USED the phrase "God did it".

7/25/2009 10:41:27 AM

-jaded-

His forum name seems fitting.

7/25/2009 10:59:09 AM

aaa

Things are never that simple, kid.

7/25/2009 11:03:04 AM

werewolf

How did your god do it, if you don't mind my asking?

Sorry if the question is too hard for you.

7/25/2009 11:23:59 AM

Antichrist

So you believe in Creationism because you're too stupid to understand evolution.

Thought it was something like that.

7/25/2009 11:50:29 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

SO

MUCH

IRONY

7/25/2009 11:51:47 AM

atrasicarius


7/25/2009 12:07:28 PM

Old Viking

Simple is as simple does.

7/25/2009 12:12:27 PM

Dr. Gus

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh wait you were being serious?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7/25/2009 12:13:01 PM



Because "Goddidit" isn't an answer. WHICH god, how, why, when?

7/25/2009 12:47:28 PM
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