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Sick "Christian" evangelist Tony Alamo arrested for molesting an 8yr olds. What is his REAL name and religion?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090716/ap_o…



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Anyone want to give the CORRECT answer?

What is his real name and religion, and why do these people constantly pose as "Christians?" For the money? The children?

He's a JEW, just admit it. Bernie Lazar HOFFMAN.

Don't tell me no one did a Wikipedia search to look up his REAL name and "religion."

Bernie Lazar HOFFMAN

His wife is Jewess, Susan LIPOWITZ. Purely coincidental, of course.

The Truth Shall Set You Free, Y! answers 37 Comments [7/24/2009 9:45:51 AM]
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G

yes and the JEWS sunk the TITANIC...

Ice-BERG....

Purely coincidental of course

7/24/2009 10:20:20 AM

Antichrist

Funny isn't it? One of their great leaders gets caught in a compromising position, and he's forgiven. Some nobody gets caught, and of course he wasn't a real Christian, just an evil Jew trying to bring Christianity down.

Stupid fucking sheeple.

7/24/2009 11:04:31 AM

aaa

It's quite pathetic, really.

7/24/2009 11:42:53 AM

Nathan the Wise

No way are we having the putz back (supposing he ever was Jewish ... Hoffman is a fairly common German name). He's all yours, and you're welcome to him.

7/24/2009 11:54:40 AM

Lucilius

For those unfamiliar with Alamo's past, he used to sell sequin-covered stage clothes to country music singers in Nashville. Had a very successful store there (I went to high school in Nashville at the time). Then he founded a "church" which drew in the homeless with free lunch in exchange for indoctrination, and set his unwashed minions to distributing fliers about the evils of the Catholic Church (imaginary, conspiracy-theory evils, not just the real buggering of altar boys). For years, almost every car in a shopping mall parking lot would have an Alamo flier under its windshield wiper within 30 minutes.

He finally got run out of town when the feds caught him for tax evasion.

Oh, and his first wife died, but he vowed to resurrect her. I believe he kept her on ice for some time, but eventually had her buried quietly when it became clear that she wasn't just napping.

All in all, he was a weird fucker long before he started poking little girls.

7/24/2009 1:07:24 PM




7/24/2009 1:32:24 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Making excuses again? Reality doesn't care about what you want. One of your guys got caught with his pants down (around a little boy no less!), you have to account for him. You can't just pass this off using blatant lies.

7/24/2009 2:50:06 PM

Adam

A JEW?!?!

ALERT THE POLICE!!

Oh God not a Jew!!!!

... Yeah get bent, Jesus Christ was a Jew and so was his Virgin Mother. Somehow that never sinks in with these Christian racists.

7/24/2009 3:51:27 PM

D Laurier.

"Hoffman" A fairly common german name.
Primary german religion?? Christianity.

"Lipowitz" A fairly common polish name.
Primary polish religion?? Christianity.

7/24/2009 4:24:49 PM



I always thought Hoffman was Buddhist :(

7/24/2009 6:19:37 PM

Dr. Gus

@88: Nice! Criticizing a racist quote with a racist remark. GTFO of my side!

I have what one would consider a jewish last name and still nobody in my family are jews, just catholics and lutherans (and atheists in my case), YOU FAIL!

EDIT: Oh, 88 is just an idiot, I have been reading his other posts, nevermind.

7/24/2009 7:48:14 PM

Kat

I just knew it was only a matter of time before someone said this.

7/24/2009 9:46:37 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

88 is a number commonly used by neo Nazi's to signify the eighth letter of the alphabet, H so 88 = HH meaning Heil Hitler. It's an attempt by the boneheads of this world to look all mysterious and clever.

Just another TRAC clone, possibly TRAC himself. Probably seethes about coloured folk after listening all day to his Hip Hop albums and wishing he was black.

7/24/2009 11:48:48 PM

katie5000

>>"Sick "Christian" evangelist Tony Alamo arrested for molesting an 8yr olds. What is his REAL name and religion?"

Sounds like he's a Christian, and his name is Tony Alamo.

>>"Additional Details
Anyone want to give the CORRECT answer?"

I think I just did.

>>"What is his real name and religion, and why do these people constantly pose as "Christians?" For the money? The children?"

Or, y'know, maybe he was actually Christian and not posing as anything. It's not like Christians are immune to developing mental illness, which is what it sounds like this guy developed (based on Lucilius's post). They're also not immune to simply doing bad things, either.

EDIT: I checked his Wikipedia page, and apparently he was actually born to Jewish parents. His second wife (Lipowitz) was a Jew who'd converted to fundamentalist Christianity and who, I'm assuming, got him to do the same. It was after that that they changed their names to Tony and Susan Alamo. This guy's primary crime seems to have been tax evasion, on numerous occasions.

7/24/2009 11:50:23 PM



Well, the non-true Scotchman argument mixed up with the fact that he CONVERTED to christianity.

7/25/2009 10:02:48 AM

Dr. Gus

Don't feed the troll (88), just ignore him.

7/25/2009 5:48:46 PM

John Galt

Wait, why do neo-Nazis hate Italians again? I'm confused. I thought Italians were white...

7/25/2009 8:25:28 PM

John Galt

Um, we DID win WWII, dumbass. Show some respect for the country that lets you say all the bullshit you want.

7/25/2009 9:09:58 PM

PWEOTWEB

@#995325: I think the dickless piece of shit meant "we" as in Germany, not the US >.>

7/26/2009 4:26:23 AM

John Galt

@ PWEOTWEB

Interestingly, if he said all that stuff while he was in Germany, he'd be in jail right now. They have laws against hate speech. Only in America can you be a neo-Nazi and get away with it.

7/26/2009 6:57:36 AM

Lucilius

As I recall, it was Hitler who attacked Poland, Hitler who invaded France, Hitler who attacked Russia and Hitler who declared war on the United States two days after Pearl Harbor. The only wars the Italians initiated were against the Ethiopians and the Greeks, which were still more than they could handle. But, for that matter, it was Hitler's choice to ally with Mussolini in the first place. Whose stupid decisions made Hitler lose World War II? Hitler's.

7/26/2009 8:55:32 AM

Papabear

No one named Hoffman can be a Christian?

7/26/2009 2:43:34 PM

Delirium

@ 88

Eradicating entire groups of people is not a "great plan" for Europe.

7/26/2009 4:05:56 PM

Lucilius

If it's OK to murder people because "no one likes (them) anyways," then you'd better start running. Neo-Nazi pinheads are down there with child molesters in terms of popularity. Under your own rules, you're the first one against the wall. Thanks for playing.

7/26/2009 5:58:29 PM

PWEOTWEB

I hate to feed the troll but I want to see how he responds to this:

Funny how people who advocate genocide say that it's for the supposed good of humanity that the group(s) they don't like get killed. Even if Germans were somehow genetically superior to other "races", killing off lesser "races" would royally fuck our species. Ever heard of the term population bottleneck? It would cause us to become inbred and would screw us up. Look up the term genetic diversity if you don't believe me.

7/27/2009 10:16:58 AM
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