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#997788
This makes me sick to be a fan of Disney.
Next time I'm at one of the parks, I'll be collecting these for the garbage.
7/31/2009 3:26:13 PM
#997790
tracer
Didja use the cartoon tract with the D&D dungeonmaster chick who turns out to be a real witch? That one wins converts every time.
7/31/2009 3:26:45 PM
#997806
DayGlow
Way to destroy trees with your wasteful use of paper, asshole.
7/31/2009 3:33:37 PM
#997809
deadreckoning
*little kid excitedly picks up a tract laying on a bench in Disneyworld*
"Look Ma, more fairy tales!!"
7/31/2009 3:36:15 PM
#997837
RavenWood
A land of fantasy is a fitting place for your tracts. I hope the park recycles paper.
7/31/2009 3:48:31 PM
#997860
Doctor Whom
Re being arrested for littering: You do know that the New Testament commands you to obey secular law, right?
7/31/2009 3:56:01 PM
#997895
dpareja
@Doctor Whom: It's not cherrypicking when they ignore the parts of the Bible that are in inconvenient conflict with their agenda, because, after all, they're TrueChristians.
7/31/2009 4:08:34 PM
#997916
Semi-Christian
Wow, someone is a moron. Look, people who go on holiday take the time to relax the mind and enjoy themselves, not get interested in moral dilemmas and wonder about god. That is especially not the case in the world of fantasy and imagination that is Disney.
The best place to try to convert people would be somewhere on even ground with someone who is genuinely interested in what you have to say. And on top of that, you need to talk face-to-face with them at the very least.
Tracts don't do shit except make kids wonder why their Sunday school stories are appearing in a place of fantasy.
7/31/2009 4:13:45 PM
#997920
Old Viking
Repeat.
7/31/2009 4:14:26 PM
#997936
WMDKitty
I hope he paid by credit card, and they charge him for the clean up cost. And then I hope they press charges and have him arrested for littering.
This post is all the evidence we need....
7/31/2009 4:20:38 PM
#997986
Zoo
How many trees did you kill in the process?
7/31/2009 4:35:48 PM
#998002
It´s funny that he is doing a type of proselytism whose result is impossible to track. UMMMMMMMMMM, maybe you´re not that interested in salvation, after all.
7/31/2009 4:42:25 PM
#998023
Mageapprentice
I really like it when I find one of those tracts in the toilet stall and there's no toilet paper...
7/31/2009 4:48:36 PM
#998028
Natalie
You know nobody reads those, right? You're just making yourself feel like you've fullfilled your witnessing duty. You haven't accomplished anything. You need to talk to people face to face, which you are obviously too scared to do.
I've passed out tracts before, and I was not so naive as to think they actually worked. People took them because they had candy canes on them. But at least it was a face to face encounter, and if they'd wanted to talk to me they could have.
Grow some balls.
7/31/2009 4:51:55 PM
#998049
EllwyenDarwin
Well atleast Disney recycles.
7/31/2009 5:01:04 PM
#998070
Pule Thamex
I, for one, am in favour of spreading the word about the lunacy that is fundamental cultism and do heartily encourage you in your mission of disseminating the stupidity as widely as possible.
7/31/2009 5:12:52 PM
#998076
Vince
you actually could be arrested for littering. shame you didn't.
7/31/2009 5:20:00 PM
#998084
Caustic Gnostic
Planting stupid hogwash is about as effective as prayer, which is to say, not at all.
7/31/2009 5:25:55 PM
#998086
Patches
Because these people honestly think someone is going to have a spiritual revelation after reading something like that.
(yes, this was an actual tract left behind at my workplace, and it was so lol-worthy I had to keep it)
7/31/2009 5:28:14 PM
#998089
LDM
Killing trees for Jesus.
7/31/2009 5:30:49 PM
#998101
LDM
Killing trees for Jesus.
7/31/2009 5:39:41 PM
#998105
Papabear
So, you admit that you're a criminal.
7/31/2009 5:43:03 PM
#998145
Mike Sihl
And yet if you were dropping these tracts everywhere and found some FFRF nontracts you'll be on RR bitching and crying about Atheists pushing their "religion" on you.
7/31/2009 6:21:13 PM
#998156
ireadabouttheafterlife
No, they'll probably do what any sensible person does. Take a look, snicker, crumple it up, and throw it in the trash.
7/31/2009 6:30:22 PM
#998161
LadyJafaria
Giving the filling station attendant, or the hotel housekeeper, or the Disney janitor, more work to do won't convert anyone. It'll only prove to more people what some of us have known all along: Fundies are dicks.
7/31/2009 6:37:01 PM
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