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Just got back with the wife and kids from Disneyworld for a summer vacation. I put out enough gospel tracts around that whole place that they could arrest me for littering...lol. I never realized the opportunity to put those tracts out until this trip. There are literally thousands of people from all over the world in those parks and I pray that someone read one of those tracts and got saved. I put them in park bathrooms, in hotels, in lobbies, even on the rides as I got up from my seat. The maid will find one in the ice bucket in our room when she cleans it. I also put them inside the handles of gas pumps after I fill up my car. The next guy in line behind me has to grab the tract to get the pump handle.

Pray that someone will be saved. Just wanted to share that. God bless.

CID03, RR 50 Comments [7/31/2009 3:19:38 PM]
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This makes me sick to be a fan of Disney.

Next time I'm at one of the parks, I'll be collecting these for the garbage.

7/31/2009 3:26:13 PM

tracer

Didja use the cartoon tract with the D&D dungeonmaster chick who turns out to be a real witch? That one wins converts every time.

7/31/2009 3:26:45 PM

DayGlow

Way to destroy trees with your wasteful use of paper, asshole.

7/31/2009 3:33:37 PM

deadreckoning

*little kid excitedly picks up a tract laying on a bench in Disneyworld*

"Look Ma, more fairy tales!!"

7/31/2009 3:36:15 PM

RavenWood

A land of fantasy is a fitting place for your tracts. I hope the park recycles paper.

7/31/2009 3:48:31 PM

Doctor Whom

Re being arrested for littering: You do know that the New Testament commands you to obey secular law, right?

7/31/2009 3:56:01 PM

dpareja

@Doctor Whom: It's not cherrypicking when they ignore the parts of the Bible that are in inconvenient conflict with their agenda, because, after all, they're TrueChristians.

7/31/2009 4:08:34 PM

Semi-Christian

Wow, someone is a moron. Look, people who go on holiday take the time to relax the mind and enjoy themselves, not get interested in moral dilemmas and wonder about god. That is especially not the case in the world of fantasy and imagination that is Disney.

The best place to try to convert people would be somewhere on even ground with someone who is genuinely interested in what you have to say. And on top of that, you need to talk face-to-face with them at the very least.

Tracts don't do shit except make kids wonder why their Sunday school stories are appearing in a place of fantasy.

7/31/2009 4:13:45 PM

Old Viking

Repeat.

7/31/2009 4:14:26 PM

WMDKitty

I hope he paid by credit card, and they charge him for the clean up cost. And then I hope they press charges and have him arrested for littering.

This post is all the evidence we need....

7/31/2009 4:20:38 PM

Zoo

How many trees did you kill in the process?

7/31/2009 4:35:48 PM



It´s funny that he is doing a type of proselytism whose result is impossible to track. UMMMMMMMMMM, maybe you´re not that interested in salvation, after all.

7/31/2009 4:42:25 PM

Mageapprentice

I really like it when I find one of those tracts in the toilet stall and there's no toilet paper...

7/31/2009 4:48:36 PM

Natalie

You know nobody reads those, right? You're just making yourself feel like you've fullfilled your witnessing duty. You haven't accomplished anything. You need to talk to people face to face, which you are obviously too scared to do.

I've passed out tracts before, and I was not so naive as to think they actually worked. People took them because they had candy canes on them. But at least it was a face to face encounter, and if they'd wanted to talk to me they could have.

Grow some balls.

7/31/2009 4:51:55 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Well atleast Disney recycles.

7/31/2009 5:01:04 PM

Pule Thamex

I, for one, am in favour of spreading the word about the lunacy that is fundamental cultism and do heartily encourage you in your mission of disseminating the stupidity as widely as possible.

7/31/2009 5:12:52 PM

Vince

you actually could be arrested for littering. shame you didn't.

7/31/2009 5:20:00 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Planting stupid hogwash is about as effective as prayer, which is to say, not at all.

7/31/2009 5:25:55 PM

Patches



Because these people honestly think someone is going to have a spiritual revelation after reading something like that.

(yes, this was an actual tract left behind at my workplace, and it was so lol-worthy I had to keep it)

7/31/2009 5:28:14 PM

LDM

Killing trees for Jesus.

7/31/2009 5:30:49 PM

LDM

Killing trees for Jesus.

7/31/2009 5:39:41 PM

Papabear

So, you admit that you're a criminal.

7/31/2009 5:43:03 PM

Mike Sihl

And yet if you were dropping these tracts everywhere and found some FFRF nontracts you'll be on RR bitching and crying about Atheists pushing their "religion" on you.

7/31/2009 6:21:13 PM

ireadabouttheafterlife

No, they'll probably do what any sensible person does. Take a look, snicker, crumple it up, and throw it in the trash.

7/31/2009 6:30:22 PM

LadyJafaria

Giving the filling station attendant, or the hotel housekeeper, or the Disney janitor, more work to do won't convert anyone. It'll only prove to more people what some of us have known all along: Fundies are dicks.

7/31/2009 6:37:01 PM
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