This makes me sick to be a fan of Disney.
Next time I'm at one of the parks, I'll be collecting these for the garbage.
7/31/2009 3:26:13 PM
Didja use the cartoon tract with the D&D dungeonmaster chick who turns out to be a real witch? That one wins converts every time.
7/31/2009 3:26:45 PM
Way to destroy trees with your wasteful use of paper, asshole.
7/31/2009 3:33:37 PM
*little kid excitedly picks up a tract laying on a bench in Disneyworld*
"Look Ma, more fairy tales!!"
7/31/2009 3:36:15 PM
A land of fantasy is a fitting place for your tracts. I hope the park recycles paper.
7/31/2009 3:48:31 PM
Re being arrested for littering: You do know that the New Testament commands you to obey secular law, right?
7/31/2009 3:56:01 PM
@Doctor Whom: It's not cherrypicking when they ignore the parts of the Bible that are in inconvenient conflict with their agenda, because, after all, they're TrueChristians.
7/31/2009 4:08:34 PM
Wow, someone is a moron. Look, people who go on holiday take the time to relax the mind and enjoy themselves, not get interested in moral dilemmas and wonder about god. That is especially not the case in the world of fantasy and imagination that is Disney.
The best place to try to convert people would be somewhere on even ground with someone who is genuinely interested in what you have to say. And on top of that, you need to talk face-to-face with them at the very least.
Tracts don't do shit except make kids wonder why their Sunday school stories are appearing in a place of fantasy.
7/31/2009 4:13:45 PM
7/31/2009 4:14:26 PM
I hope he paid by credit card, and they charge him for the clean up cost. And then I hope they press charges and have him arrested for littering.
This post is all the evidence we need....
7/31/2009 4:20:38 PM
How many trees did you kill in the process?
7/31/2009 4:35:48 PM
It´s funny that he is doing a type of proselytism whose result is impossible to track. UMMMMMMMMMM, maybe you´re not that interested in salvation, after all.
7/31/2009 4:42:25 PM
I really like it when I find one of those tracts in the toilet stall and there's no toilet paper...
7/31/2009 4:48:36 PM
You know nobody reads those, right? You're just making yourself feel like you've fullfilled your witnessing duty. You haven't accomplished anything. You need to talk to people face to face, which you are obviously too scared to do.
I've passed out tracts before, and I was not so naive as to think they actually worked. People took them because they had candy canes on them. But at least it was a face to face encounter, and if they'd wanted to talk to me they could have.
Grow some balls.
7/31/2009 4:51:55 PM
Well atleast Disney recycles.
7/31/2009 5:01:04 PM
I, for one, am in favour of spreading the word about the lunacy that is fundamental cultism and do heartily encourage you in your mission of disseminating the stupidity as widely as possible.
7/31/2009 5:12:52 PM
you actually could be arrested for littering. shame you didn't.
7/31/2009 5:20:00 PM
Planting stupid hogwash is about as effective as prayer, which is to say, not at all.
7/31/2009 5:25:55 PM
Because these people honestly think someone is going to have a spiritual revelation after reading something like that.
(yes, this was an actual tract left behind at my workplace, and it was so lol-worthy I had to keep it)
7/31/2009 5:28:14 PM
Killing trees for Jesus.
7/31/2009 5:30:49 PM
Killing trees for Jesus.
7/31/2009 5:39:41 PM
So, you admit that you're a criminal.
7/31/2009 5:43:03 PM
And yet if you were dropping these tracts everywhere and found some FFRF nontracts you'll be on RR bitching and crying about Atheists pushing their "religion" on you.
7/31/2009 6:21:13 PM
No, they'll probably do what any sensible person does. Take a look, snicker, crumple it up, and throw it in the trash.
7/31/2009 6:30:22 PM
Giving the filling station attendant, or the hotel housekeeper, or the Disney janitor, more work to do won't convert anyone. It'll only prove to more people what some of us have known all along: Fundies are dicks.
7/31/2009 6:37:01 PM