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The Denver airport will be used as a transfer center for Christians and those who oppose the New World Order in the time of the end. It has a huge underground prison for detainees on their way to internment camps located through out America.

kotel, Christian Forums 25 Comments [7/24/2009 9:56:23 AM]
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Bowen

[citation seriously effin needed]

7/24/2009 9:59:57 AM

Lucilius

And a holding pen for lions, no doubt.

7/24/2009 10:05:05 AM

Antichrist

Ah yes, the NWO enjoys putting all of their secret plans into murals and newspapers just to mock Christians.

Oh, and since when does blonde hair and blue eyes = Judeo Christian?

That thread is just a whole bunch of crazy.

7/24/2009 11:08:04 AM

LDM

Underground passages are common in airports, they're a safe and convenient way for passengers and employees to move between terminals and create more space for airport services and, oh why do I even bother..

7/24/2009 11:34:16 AM

Porky Pine

Wow! And all I thought that they had was a horrible baggage retrieval system.

7/24/2009 11:45:32 AM

Excellent idea!


7/24/2009 11:49:10 AM

Nathan the Wise

I've never flown to Denver, but I have used Terminal 5 at Heathrow, and if you were to tell me that was the site of the last battle of the Apocalypse, I'd believe you.

Anyway, the Christians will all be sent to Philadelphia, and all their luggage will be sent to Tahiti, but that isn't the NWO so much as United Airlines.

7/24/2009 11:51:28 AM

aaa

Oh, it's this bullsheiss again. Tell me why should i care.

7/24/2009 11:55:29 AM



Is that also where my baggage goes when they loose it? -.-

7/24/2009 1:31:08 PM

jsonitsac

Just because Denver Airport is so big and has all those weird murals in it doesn't mean it's part of the NWO!

7/24/2009 2:18:55 PM

Dr. Novakaine

So the entire plot of the New World Order hinges on an airport in Denver? You'd think they'd choose a place that was a little less conspicuous.

7/24/2009 2:51:30 PM



Time to turn off The 700 Club.

7/24/2009 3:27:24 PM

perdurabo

self-flagellation - you're doing it right actually.

7/24/2009 8:54:50 PM

katie5000

"Anyway, the Christians will all be sent to Philadelphia, and all their luggage will be sent to Tahiti"

This is why I always try to take my stuff as carry-on. ;)

7/24/2009 11:31:32 PM

the dog

OUTSTANDING ! Roll on brave new world !!!!

Where do I apply to be a prison guard ?

7/25/2009 6:08:59 AM

the dog

BTW why would they let Christians fly ? Are they too good for cattle trucks ? :-)

7/25/2009 6:10:35 AM



Why not JFK or a better equiped one?. Just a thought.......

7/25/2009 10:01:21 AM

POSW

Well, yeah. If they tried to use O'Hare, the delays would be massive.

7/25/2009 6:46:15 PM

werewolf

Not much of a secret plan if you know about it.

7/25/2009 11:06:32 PM

loshad

So, just so I'm clear:

Detainment camps for Christians = bad, but detainment camps for Muslims = good national security?

7/25/2009 11:11:56 PM

Iczer-04

I thought they were going to be sent to blortch home of the slaughtering rat people...

7/26/2009 6:20:48 AM

Awesome Man

Have you been watching Invader Zim Iczer-04?

Why would they use an airport?

7/26/2009 11:51:27 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The Denver airport will be used as a transfer center for Christians and those who oppose the New World Order in the time of the end. It has a huge underground prison for detainees on their way to internment camps located through out America."

Speaking as an Atheist, even if that were the case, how is that a BAD thing, exactly?! And where do I sign up as an armed guard?

>:D

7/28/2009 9:30:29 AM

Moondog

This is is!? The chart doesn't show anything like your talking about. You're ful of shit, like all NWO conspiracy loons.

7/29/2009 2:19:17 PM

Dagon

Sorry, it will be my vacation house, I already talked with the old Lucifer and all, as soon apocalipse begin i´m going to take long vacations in the Denver Airport, but all your friends still can go there. I love grilled christians...

8/28/2009 6:01:29 PM
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