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The Denver airport will be used as a transfer center for Christians and those who oppose the New World Order in the time of the end. It has a huge underground prison for detainees on their way to internment camps located through out America.

kotel, Christian Forums 25 Comments [7/24/2009 9:56:23 AM]
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#994255
Bowen

[citation seriously effin needed]

7/24/2009 9:59:57 AM
#994261
Lucilius

And a holding pen for lions, no doubt.

7/24/2009 10:05:05 AM
#994343
Antichrist

Ah yes, the NWO enjoys putting all of their secret plans into murals and newspapers just to mock Christians.

Oh, and since when does blonde hair and blue eyes = Judeo Christian?

That thread is just a whole bunch of crazy.

7/24/2009 11:08:04 AM
#994378
LDM

Underground passages are common in airports, they're a safe and convenient way for passengers and employees to move between terminals and create more space for airport services and, oh why do I even bother..

7/24/2009 11:34:16 AM
#994396
Porky Pine

Wow! And all I thought that they had was a horrible baggage retrieval system.

7/24/2009 11:45:32 AM
#994403
Excellent idea!


7/24/2009 11:49:10 AM
#994407
Nathan the Wise

I've never flown to Denver, but I have used Terminal 5 at Heathrow, and if you were to tell me that was the site of the last battle of the Apocalypse, I'd believe you.

Anyway, the Christians will all be sent to Philadelphia, and all their luggage will be sent to Tahiti, but that isn't the NWO so much as United Airlines.

7/24/2009 11:51:28 AM
#994413
aaa

Oh, it's this bullsheiss again. Tell me why should i care.

7/24/2009 11:55:29 AM
#994501


Is that also where my baggage goes when they loose it? -.-

7/24/2009 1:31:08 PM
#994528
jsonitsac

Just because Denver Airport is so big and has all those weird murals in it doesn't mean it's part of the NWO!

7/24/2009 2:18:55 PM
#994539
Dr. Novakaine

So the entire plot of the New World Order hinges on an airport in Denver? You'd think they'd choose a place that was a little less conspicuous.

7/24/2009 2:51:30 PM
#994565


Time to turn off The 700 Club.

7/24/2009 3:27:24 PM
#994681
perdurabo

self-flagellation - you're doing it right actually.

7/24/2009 8:54:50 PM
#994767
katie5000

"Anyway, the Christians will all be sent to Philadelphia, and all their luggage will be sent to Tahiti"

This is why I always try to take my stuff as carry-on. ;)

7/24/2009 11:31:32 PM
#994875
the dog

OUTSTANDING ! Roll on brave new world !!!!

Where do I apply to be a prison guard ?

7/25/2009 6:08:59 AM
#994876
the dog

BTW why would they let Christians fly ? Are they too good for cattle trucks ? :-)

7/25/2009 6:10:35 AM
#995013


Why not JFK or a better equiped one?. Just a thought.......

7/25/2009 10:01:21 AM
#995301
POSW

Well, yeah. If they tried to use O'Hare, the delays would be massive.

7/25/2009 6:46:15 PM
#995346
werewolf

Not much of a secret plan if you know about it.

7/25/2009 11:06:32 PM
#995347
loshad

So, just so I'm clear:

Detainment camps for Christians = bad, but detainment camps for Muslims = good national security?

7/25/2009 11:11:56 PM
#995407
Iczer-04

I thought they were going to be sent to blortch home of the slaughtering rat people...

7/26/2009 6:20:48 AM
#995456
Awesome Man

Have you been watching Invader Zim Iczer-04?

Why would they use an airport?

7/26/2009 11:51:27 AM
#996097
Anon-e-moose

"The Denver airport will be used as a transfer center for Christians and those who oppose the New World Order in the time of the end. It has a huge underground prison for detainees on their way to internment camps located through out America."

Speaking as an Atheist, even if that were the case, how is that a BAD thing, exactly?! And where do I sign up as an armed guard?

>:D

7/28/2009 9:30:29 AM
#996595
Moondog

This is is!? The chart doesn't show anything like your talking about. You're ful of shit, like all NWO conspiracy loons.

7/29/2009 2:19:17 PM
#1013693
Dagon

Sorry, it will be my vacation house, I already talked with the old Lucifer and all, as soon apocalipse begin i´m going to take long vacations in the Denver Airport, but all your friends still can go there. I love grilled christians...

8/28/2009 6:01:29 PM
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