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I Lawrence Harmen have just gotten over this 3 day Swine flu here in Edmonton after being sprayed twice in the face by a man who just happens to always be where I am working on my computer. Within one hour I nearly hit the ground and that was Wednesday of last week. This flu is being spread by the Hell's Angels globally and is being set to explode across the globe very very soon by design to destroy yours and my immune systems. Do not willingly take these vaccines as Baxter released HIV to hundreds of thousands world wide and recently they nearly successfully released the bird flu mixed in with this new Swine flu vaccine....

Lawrence Harmen, Abba's Watchman 8 Comments [7/31/2009 3:22:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
WTF?! || meh
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#997851
Dr. Novakaine

You should be getting some treatment for that paranoia disorder.

7/31/2009 3:53:26 PM
#997945
dpareja

And Edmonton's the sane city in Alberta.

7/31/2009 4:23:00 PM
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jsonitsac

Abba's Watchman? Uh, is the "Dancing Queen" about to come after you and cause your "Waterloo?"

7/31/2009 8:03:58 PM
#998345
aaa

Wait, what? Last time i checked, one percenter motorcycle gangs don't do biological warfare.

7/31/2009 11:52:32 PM
#998438
Nathan the Wise

The most unbelievable thing there is that Lawrence seems to be claiming to actually have a job.

8/1/2009 3:21:17 AM
#998696
Antichrist

You know, the university of Alberta has a great psychology department, you may want to have a chat with them.

As for swine flu, the cadet camp in Vernon was hit with it. What the fuck do the Hells Angels want with a bunch of pimply faced teenagers. Why the hell do they want you to get the flu? It's not like the drugs they sell are going to make you better.

8/1/2009 7:53:36 PM
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J.T.

Great, this guy's crazying up my hometown.

8/28/2009 10:44:00 AM
#1103785
Ericm6

Meanwhile, in the future...

1/26/2010 12:15:44 PM
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