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[from the comments. Posted by: Neil | 07/20/09 | 1:45 pm ]


It was a beautiful hoax.
Very impressive even today.
Polls say 75% of Americans still think we went to the moon.
Although it was criminal, you can’t help respecting the Zionists that orchestrated it.
They needed money for the Israeli nuclear program. 100 nukes are expensive.
Submarines, ships, tanks, state-of-the-art fighter jets, cruise missiles are expensive.
Israel can’t afford them with only 7.4million people and a paltry $200Billion GDP.
$3Billion in annual foreign aid doesn’t come close to what they need.
They’ve got very generous social welfare programs that need to be funded also.
They had to steal.
From the United States.
They do it by siphoning $trillions allocated for the United States space program in exchange for well-crafted convincing fake photos, video and narrative that only cost $millions.
Israel has a hostile Eastern flank that needs defending but they can’t afford it so they manipulate Americans with false-flag terrorist attacks to get American slaves to send their sons and daughters to their early deaths in illegal, preemptive, bankrupting quagmire wars for Israel.
ISS, Hubble, and Mars missions are hoaxes also.
The money gets sent to Israel.
Americans are slaves.

Neil, Wired.com 22 Comments [7/30/2009 12:47:43 AM]
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dpareja

Ockham's Razor, idiot.

7/30/2009 1:33:33 AM

aaa

This is just ridiculous...

7/30/2009 2:27:46 AM

Haseri

OK, so one thing I've never got about people who say the moon landings were faked: why haven't we gone back?

Or why haven't gone back more that the six times have? And more recently?

If it so easy to fake it, why wait until 2020 to get back there?

7/30/2009 3:48:44 AM

Nathan the Wise

Yeah, now that's more like it. It isn't a proper conspiracy theory without Jews. The Moon is OURS, people, and don't you forget it! (It's actually a humoungous bagel).

Anyway, not being a Zionist myself, I'm not quite clear on all the details here. Belgium has all those things too. Who did they steal from?

7/30/2009 5:11:13 AM

Anon-e-moose

Ah, but that's what your fellow tinfoil hat-wearers want you to think, Neil!

And here's Neil coming up with such a clear, logical and credible theory:



7/30/2009 5:40:58 AM

jsonitsac

WOW this has to be the first time I've ever heard the moon hoax connected to "zionism."

7/30/2009 6:49:43 AM

Lucilius

Cue Mel Brooks! JEWS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!

7/30/2009 7:03:49 AM

Dr. Novakaine

With all the debunking that's been done on this myth, I'm amazed so many people are still not convinced. Is there really that large a segment of our population who's ignorant enough that they can't understand reality?

7/30/2009 7:50:24 AM

Lucilius

@Dr. Novakaine: You can even ask, after reading this site?

I put it somewhere around 10 to 15 percent of the population, with another 20 percent drifting in and out of the real world at varying intervals.

7/30/2009 7:55:13 AM

JonnyTruant

Um... for the money NASA has received for the past 20 years... you could not fund a military.

7/30/2009 9:00:14 AM

Antichrist

Throw a 'praise Jesus' in there, and we would of had a trifecta.

7/30/2009 10:23:32 AM

Pule Thamex

I take it you don't mind being considered a stupid moron Neil?

7/30/2009 1:07:23 PM

noko

Translation: Jews are responsible for all our problems.

7/30/2009 1:55:36 PM



The US had OVER 9000! nukes at one point. If the government really wanted Israel to have 100 they wouldn't need to fake a fucking moon landing for it

7/30/2009 2:42:17 PM

Dr. Razark

@Haseri

The moon sets were damaged in a fire shortly before the Apollo 13 "landing", which is why we had to fake the whole explosion, accident thing. The sets were rebuilt, and we managed to get four more "missions" done.

The problem is that soon after Apollo 17, the spacecraft set was damaged by a falling crane, and we were never able to build it back to look convincing enough. That's why we started work on another "spacecraft", the shuttle. Those models worked well for a while, but they're showing their age now.

Our Constellation program is going to be done with computer graphics from the beginning. This way, we don't have to worry about sets and models. The hardest part will be getting the footage of the space station model to match up with the CGI Orion capsule. That's part of the reason they announced that the station will be "deorbited" soon after the the first flight of Orion.

Dr. Razark
NASA, Johnson Space Center


Oh, the reason it'll take us until 2020 to get back to the "moon" is because camera technology has improved so much that we need time to get the details right, and the longer we stretch it out, the longer we get funding. It's a fine balance between pretending to spend enough that they funds, and pretending to spend too much that we get cut.

Edit:
Forgot to mention, the damaged set after Apollo 17 was the Lunar Module set. That's why we were able to fake the Skylab missions, using the remaining capsule set. We also used it to fake the Apollo-Soyuz mission with the Soviets.

We got the Soviets to go along with the whole thing by pulling out of the Vietnam War and letting them take over. We also told them they could have Afghanistan. Nixon had to erase the 18 minutes of the recording where he was discussing this. The whole Watergate break-in was simply to distract people from the fact that there was something sinister going on. Later, the Soviets were making noises about revealing that it was all faked and cutting off the CIA's access to cheap heroin, which they were trading for cocaine in Columbia, to sell in the U.S., to raise money to support the mujahideen, so we started supplying the mujahideen to keep them quiet. Christa McAuliffe managed to find out about a lot of the goings on, and was reluctant to take the bribes we offered to keep her quiet, so we stuck her into Challenger and actually launched her in it. To make sure she wouldn't talk, we then used the same type of invisible missile that took down TWA 800. Since then, we have been very careful to choose only loyal people to play astronauts.

Even with the safeguards in place to choose loyal people, Ilan Ramon managed to get into the program. We discovered that he was one of those crazy communist Zionists working undercover for the Mossad. He had enough information to blow our cover wide open in retaliation for our support of Islamic mujahideen in Afghanistan against his true masters at the KGB. We made sure that Mossad got the message that we weren't to be messed with by destroying Columbia over Palestine, Texas. Of course, the invisible missile didn't have the ability to take down a shuttle at this altitude, so we had to use one of the new vehicles we built by reverse engineering the UFO from Roswell. The aliens were very helpful in teaching us to adapt the technology to our lesser earth materials.

Of course, it's a good thing the Illuminati killed Kennedy when they did, allowing the reptillian in disguise, Johnson, to take over. If JFK had stayed in power, he probably would have made us skip the whole conspiracy and actually land on the moon. As if something like that would ever happen.

7/30/2009 8:01:28 PM

WMDKitty

Oh, christ, people still believe this shit?!

7/30/2009 8:10:57 PM

Charni

@Dr. Razark

just lol

7/30/2009 9:13:11 PM

hmcook87

25% of Americans think we didn't go to the moon?

7/31/2009 1:30:15 AM



It took me so long to recover from reading that 25% of the people have bought into the moon "hoax" stupidity (if that's even a true statistic) that I had to re-read the post to get the rest of it.

Wow... I have to hand it to this guy; he managed to squeeze both the Jews and socialism onto the exisiting crazy train.

7/31/2009 8:25:11 AM



Israel's latest figures say over 7% of their gdp goes to defence. (USA spend 5%, Britain and France 2.5/3%, Germany and Italy 1.5%, and Japan only 1%). It was as high as 24% in 1983, during the war in Lebanon. They also had triple digit inflation, 'cause the printing press is were they got the money from.

6/16/2011 9:18:26 PM

whatever

Huge non-sequitur logic leap from faked Moon landings to Israeli miltary funding. Not sure how they're supposed to connect...

6/22/2011 5:14:59 PM

Kevin Klawitter

Hafta give Neil some credit here... this is the first moon landing conspiracy I've ever read that actually gives NASA a motive to do what they've been doing.

It's not a practical motive, given all the loose ends, the scientific papers, and the number of employees drawing salaries, but since when are conspiracy theories supposed to be practical, anyways?

11/2/2012 11:13:27 PM
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