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#996699
Rat of Steel
I trust that you can show some evidence that a god exists, that the god is your God, or that your God actually gives a damn about any of our sex lives? Not to mention, any evidence about what this alleged God created us to do (and, no, that collection of stories first told by primitive Middle Eastern goat-herders you call the Bible doesn't count)?
*crickets chirping*
Didn't think so. Sorry, you lose. Here's your consolation prize, a fine copy of our home game. Thank you for playing.
7/30/2009 1:04:20 AM
#996703
El Zorro
"People have sex with people of the same sex for their own sexual gratification, there's no God involved in that."
So God wants a threesome?
7/30/2009 1:05:47 AM
#996708
Clown
So, people looking for pleasure and happiness in their lives is bad and selfish now?
...
Good to know... I guess.
7/30/2009 1:11:55 AM
#996713
Paschal Wagner
You want to ejaculate, and women want to reach orgasm, that's why you have sex with another person of the same sex. You are not doing God a favour, you are doing yourself a favour.
So what you're saying is that the correct translation of "In the beginning was the word" is "God cums first"?
That's where Jesus comes into the picture
"Dear Penthouse..."
7/30/2009 1:18:15 AM
#996716
Swedish Pagan
The first paragraph, I couldn't agree more with. Of course you want satisfaction out of sex, regardless of the gender of your partner, and you certainly don't want God to participate as a threesome.
Then it gets creepy. For the umteenth time: CON-SEN-TING A-DULTS. What's so hard to understand about that?
Relieve from sin slavery? That must be letting go of all notions of sin, right? In other words, becoming atheists. Is that was Jesus wants us to do?
You can't be non-gay, and certainly not "again". Yo are born that way, and you will stay that way your whole life. The only thing you can do is forcing your orientation to hide, which will make you repressed and smothered, in effect a time bomb, ready to go off at any second.
Is that a healthy alternative to living a happy life with the person you love and being a productive member of society?
7/30/2009 1:25:19 AM
#996718
CJ
I've got news for you, people have sex with people of the opposite sex for their own sexual gratification, too!
7/30/2009 1:28:06 AM
#996721
Wehpudicabok
As someone who knows many young women who squeal constantly over Adam Lambert, I was especially amused by the last line.
7/30/2009 1:30:16 AM
#996727
LDM
How many times do we have to explain this concept of consenting adults to you people?
7/30/2009 1:32:46 AM
#996749
BobsOldSocks
"People have sex with people of the same sex for their own sexual gratification, there's no God involved in that."
There's no god involved in any sex - god does not exist.
"Other people have sex with objects like vibrators and I can assure you that God didn't make them to have sex with vibrators."
Oh, lookee here, people, a bona fide mouth of god.
"...you are just addicted to sin and sin controls you life."
Wrong again, sin does not exist.
"That's where Jesus comes into the picture..."
And there's the hat trick! Jesus did not and does not exist. You're a slave to a ridiculous religion, built on lies.
7/30/2009 1:49:44 AM
#996753
Eden
People have sex with people of the same sex for their own sexual gratification, there's no God involved in that.
Maybe you should write more correctly:
"People have sex with people for their own sexual gratification, there´s no god involved with that"
7/30/2009 1:54:11 AM
#996757
Mandy
I think it works much the same with heterosexual sex too. What's the problem?
7/30/2009 1:59:45 AM
#996761
simply not edible
Oh, for fuck's sake, here's a challenge:
Show me one bible-verse condemning pedophilia.
Until you manage that, I won't even fucking bother on the rest.
7/30/2009 2:02:28 AM
#996766
WMDKitty
No.
Just... NO.
7/30/2009 2:04:44 AM
#996777
aaa
You sir, might want to get laid someday.
7/30/2009 2:15:30 AM
#996790
nutbunny
"You are not doing God a favour, you are doing yourself a favour."
You are supposed to have sex to do God a favour? Well then, Fuck Jesus.
I am quite confident that most heterosexuals enjoy sex and are doing so primarily for this enjoyment and not because they need to have children.
7/30/2009 2:33:50 AM
#996801
EvoPagan
I have an idea. Let's come up with a way of constantly having extremely graphic, kinky conversations about sex so we can get off but camouflage it in a religious message so people won't realize what we're about. Who's with me?
7/30/2009 3:17:20 AM
#996805
Lol - then why the hell did God make sex so fun?
"Right I'll make it enjoyable, I give it a purpose, but of cause everyone will know it's really a sin"
7/30/2009 3:34:51 AM
#996817
Pule3 Thamex
Correct me if I'm wrong rza, but haven't you got to believe in God's existence first, in order for your retard theory to be relevant. If there is a God, then you have just reduced Him to being no more than a retarded imbecile who hates the thought of someone, somewhere enjoying themselves. I bet that if mankind is like God, then God is always having sex with angels.
7/30/2009 4:08:28 AM
#996820
Ok, people have sex and have pleasure. That´s the way it works. Otherwise, blame the Lord for making it that way.
7/30/2009 4:24:11 AM
#996827
CailinBan
EvoPagan FTW!
7/30/2009 4:30:06 AM
#996842
HoJuSimpson
@ EvoPagan That sounds like the Baptist church I went to as a teenager, there sure was a lot of screaming and excitement after "Satan get out of me!"
Phfffbt, those pansies can't handle multiples.
7/30/2009 4:48:50 AM
#996845
So, God creates pleasure in sex, but that is bad, why?. Man, I wonder how the human race survives.
7/30/2009 4:53:58 AM
#996849
Nathan the Wise.
Pleasure is bad. Gotcha. And, apparently, you can't achieve orgasm with someone of the opposite gender.
No wonder fundies are so screwed up and uptight.
7/30/2009 4:59:58 AM
#996856
awitch
"You are not doing God a favour, you are doing yourself a favour."
Sounds like your god is a voyeuristic pervert.
7/30/2009 5:03:56 AM
#996862
Except the things in the top paragraph are 100% harmless.
7/30/2009 5:08:13 AM
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