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You all need to beg the Lord God for forgiveness. Death happens every single day! IMAGINE!! YOU CUOLD DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW! Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!! I PRAY YOU ALL LEARN TO KNOW AND LOVE JESUS BEFORE YOU DIE LIKE ALL MORTALS MUST DIE! The peace and love of the Lord be with you all!

#992287, FSTDT 65 Comments [7/30/2009 12:48:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 20
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Clown

"WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!!"

Same thing I do every seventh day, which people call Sunday. Have lunch with them, then we chat. And it's makers not maker. I have two parents, you know.

As for the rest of your post.

"Love is too scarce to be used on imaginary beings."
Nietzche, I think.

7/30/2009 1:08:22 AM

LDM

Awww, we already had our fun with this one.

7/30/2009 1:31:03 AM

dpareja



7/30/2009 1:31:13 AM

Wehpudicabok

OH NOES NOT A HART ATTACK

7/30/2009 1:31:55 AM

Swedish Pagan

Forgivness for what? Dying?

7/30/2009 1:38:03 AM

Jack Bauer

I remember making the 'death by Bambi' joke ('hart' attack) only a couple of weeks ago...

Death by caps lock is more likely.

7/30/2009 1:40:21 AM

Xotan

Hardly hard-core fundie. More morbid than anything else, but essentially true, apart from the religiosity aspect.

7/30/2009 1:42:51 AM

Prager

Scare tactics for Christ

7/30/2009 1:47:56 AM



Why yes, death happens every day, and I could die tomorrow, or in my sleep.

It is a part of Nature.

DEATH SUSTAINS LIFE.

Think about it -- that hamburger was once a LIVING thing. So was that drumstick. Even your salad was living, at one point.

WHAT IS YOUR POINT?

7/30/2009 2:08:45 AM

aaa

I've been shot, stabbed, punched to the face, kicked to family jewels, burned, irradiated and plethora of other nasty things.

I don't think this 'hart attack' thing is going to stop me.

7/30/2009 2:18:50 AM

Eden

Well, maybe if we finally meet god he will surely say:
"Thanks for making fun of all these fundamentalists who perverted the message I gave with Jesus, i.e. that you all should just be nice to others"

;)

7/30/2009 2:19:44 AM

EvoPagan

YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANY MINUTE NOW AND BE TORTURED HORRIBLY BY GOD FOR ALL ETERNITY! THE PEACE AND LOVE OF THE LORD BE WITH YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/30/2009 3:14:13 AM

szaleniec

We need to accept Jesus because otherwise we'll all be killed by rampaging deer.

7/30/2009 3:42:42 AM



Thanks for reminding us that we live. Anything else interesting?

7/30/2009 4:23:07 AM

Doctor Whom

What will you do when you die and meet your Maker, and He says that He will send you to hell for not being a Muslim?

7/30/2009 4:47:14 AM



I would rather trust a doctor to save me than OMG GAWD.

7/30/2009 5:07:04 AM



"ALL MORTALS MUST DIE!"
Taken out of context = rofl.

7/30/2009 5:07:26 AM

Arts_Myth

Headache and heart pains sound like standard psychosomatic reactions of normal, sane people exposed to the deranged writings of fundies.

7/30/2009 5:41:25 AM

Orion

"WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!!"

Ask him what the unified field theory should look like.

7/30/2009 6:16:39 AM

Mister Spak

I'm inside a building so probably a hart would not attack me anytime soon.

7/30/2009 6:46:57 AM

Caustic Gnostic

PUSH THAT FEAR!!!!1! HOLEY JAYSUS YA GOTTA HAVE FEAR!!eleventy-one!!!


7/30/2009 6:51:14 AM



"Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN"

Nothing, since I'd be dead and would no longer be capable of perceiving anything, much less doing anything about it. Duh.

7/30/2009 7:24:38 AM

John

Dam' right! You should run right out and communicate telepathically to God that you believe some guy who was nailed up on a cross was His Son, and that you accept the Son as your personal savior. Sure, you may have a crappy life, but at least you'll be guaranteed a fine spot in heaven after you die, unless you're a queer, support abortion rights, think your grandmother was a monkey or voted for Obama. [/sarcasm]

7/30/2009 7:38:27 AM

Green

What a crock of shit.

Oh hey, Bret Hart, I didn't hear you come in!

Wh... what's that baseball bat for, Bret?

Bret?

Bret, no! No! NOOOOOOOO

7/30/2009 7:56:13 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"...Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart [SIC] attack or a stroke!!..."

I ain't scared of you or your phony balony jeebus, or of any male red deer, either!

7/30/2009 8:13:26 AM
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