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#996705
Clown
"WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!!"
Same thing I do every seventh day, which people call Sunday. Have lunch with them, then we chat. And it's makers not maker. I have two parents, you know.
As for the rest of your post.
"Love is too scarce to be used on imaginary beings."
Nietzche, I think.
7/30/2009 1:08:22 AM
#996724
LDM
Awww, we already had our fun with this one.
7/30/2009 1:31:03 AM
#996725
dpareja
7/30/2009 1:31:13 AM
#996726
Wehpudicabok
OH NOES NOT A HART ATTACK
7/30/2009 1:31:55 AM
#996739
Swedish Pagan
Forgivness for what? Dying?
7/30/2009 1:38:03 AM
#996742
Jack Bauer
I remember making the 'death by Bambi' joke ('hart' attack) only a couple of weeks ago...
Death by caps lock is more likely.
7/30/2009 1:40:21 AM
#996743
Xotan
Hardly hard-core fundie. More morbid than anything else, but essentially true, apart from the religiosity aspect.
7/30/2009 1:42:51 AM
#996746
Prager
Scare tactics for Christ
7/30/2009 1:47:56 AM
#996771
Why yes, death happens every day, and I could die tomorrow, or in my sleep.
It is a part of Nature.
DEATH SUSTAINS LIFE.
Think about it -- that hamburger was once a LIVING thing. So was that drumstick. Even your salad was living, at one point.
WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
7/30/2009 2:08:45 AM
#996780
aaa
I've been shot, stabbed, punched to the face, kicked to family jewels, burned, irradiated and plethora of other nasty things.
I don't think this 'hart attack' thing is going to stop me.
7/30/2009 2:18:50 AM
#996781
Eden
Well, maybe if we finally meet god he will surely say:
"Thanks for making fun of all these fundamentalists who perverted the message I gave with Jesus, i.e. that you all should just be nice to others"
;)
7/30/2009 2:19:44 AM
#996800
EvoPagan
YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANY MINUTE NOW AND BE TORTURED HORRIBLY BY GOD FOR ALL ETERNITY! THE PEACE AND LOVE OF THE LORD BE WITH YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/30/2009 3:14:13 AM
#996808
szaleniec
We need to accept Jesus because otherwise we'll all be killed by rampaging deer.
7/30/2009 3:42:42 AM
#996819
Thanks for reminding us that we live. Anything else interesting?
7/30/2009 4:23:07 AM
#996840
Doctor Whom
What will you do when you die and meet your Maker, and He says that He will send you to hell for not being a Muslim?
7/30/2009 4:47:14 AM
#996860
I would rather trust a doctor to save me than OMG GAWD.
7/30/2009 5:07:04 AM
#996861
"ALL MORTALS MUST DIE!"
Taken out of context = rofl.
7/30/2009 5:07:26 AM
#996889
Arts_Myth
Headache and heart pains sound like standard psychosomatic reactions of normal, sane people exposed to the deranged writings of fundies.
7/30/2009 5:41:25 AM
#996902
Orion
"WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!!"
Ask him what the unified field theory should look like.
7/30/2009 6:16:39 AM
#996910
Mister Spak
I'm inside a building so probably a hart would not attack me anytime soon.
7/30/2009 6:46:57 AM
#996913
Caustic Gnostic
PUSH THAT FEAR!!!!1! HOLEY JAYSUS YA GOTTA HAVE FEAR!!eleventy-one!!!
7/30/2009 6:51:14 AM
#996928
"Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN"
Nothing, since I'd be dead and would no longer be capable of perceiving anything, much less doing anything about it. Duh.
7/30/2009 7:24:38 AM
#996933
John
Dam' right! You should run right out and communicate telepathically to God that you believe some guy who was nailed up on a cross was His Son, and that you accept the Son as your personal savior. Sure, you may have a crappy life, but at least you'll be guaranteed a fine spot in heaven after you die, unless you're a queer, support abortion rights, think your grandmother was a monkey or voted for Obama. [/sarcasm]
7/30/2009 7:38:27 AM
#996939
Green
What a crock of shit.
Oh hey, Bret Hart, I didn't hear you come in!
Wh... what's that baseball bat for, Bret?
Bret?
Bret, no! No! NOOOOOOOO
7/30/2009 7:56:13 AM
#996948
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"...Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart [SIC] attack or a stroke!!..."
I ain't scared of you or your phony balony jeebus, or of any male red deer, either!
7/30/2009 8:13:26 AM
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