Quote# 64402

July 21st, 2009
4:25 pm
I saw a close-up of the “supposed” birth certificate from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Check it out for yourself….The Certificate Number is: 151 1961 010641

Now pay attention here.

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

Now add up the individual digits….
1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

You know what that means?

18 = 6 + 6 + 6

Do I have to spell it out for you? 666 people!!!!! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!


Church Lady, Atlanta Journal-Constitution 65 Comments [7/30/2009 12:49:27 AM]
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This is a clear case of Poe, the person is being completely sarcastic on a page about the birther nonsense becoming an embarrassment for the GOP.

Really, what's with the quote mining lately? Is some fundie doing this so they can point at how we take things out of context?

7/21/2009 10:41:53 PM


Gotta agree with Antichrist, this was probably not written seriously. Had it come from, say, RR, I'd accept it readily, but I have my doubts on this one.

7/30/2009 1:05:12 AM


Ouch. Poe.

7/30/2009 1:05:42 AM

the dog

151 + 1961+ 010641 = 12753

If you add some more numbers then divide by another number you get 53 310 761 Elvis Presley's service number !

Obama is really Elvis !!!

7/30/2009 1:28:37 AM


Either a poe, or someone who has way too much time on their hands.

7/30/2009 1:30:11 AM

Swedish Pagan

The number of the beast is 616.

If you start by adding the different figures, shouldn't you end the same way: 1+8=9. And then what? 3+3+3=9, but 333 has no significance, as far as I know.

Get a life! And soon, please! Whether you are serious or Poe, this is utter noncence.

7/30/2009 1:35:13 AM

Jack Bauer

pi = 3.14159 (to 5 decimal places)

3.14159 - 0.14159 = 3

3 + 10 = 13 (the unlucky number)

13 = 6 + 1 + 6 the real number of the beast! (Well, it has been ever since 666 was shown to be an error in translation.)

Therefore pi = the number of the beast.

The bible predicts this because it says something about 'evil circles' - well, I'm pretty sure it does - I can't be bothered to check the reference.

7/30/2009 1:36:35 AM


Eh, doesn't the Bible forbid this kind of numeromancy? Just like astrology, ouija boards etc? So why is Church Lady indulging in it? Besides, you can prove anything you want by juggling the numbers enough. It's really quite Harry Potter-ish, and should be anathemal to any True Christian TM

7/30/2009 1:38:23 AM

Ronald McFuckin' RollEyes

^^^ Correct. The bible explicitly forbids numerology, astrology and predicting the future.

7/30/2009 1:50:50 AM



7/30/2009 2:02:54 AM


Poe... No doubt.

7/30/2009 2:03:44 AM

simply not edible

18 = 9 + 7 + 2


7/30/2009 2:06:38 AM


Of for fuck's sake, get out of my Atlanta.

7/30/2009 2:07:40 AM



Doesn't that qualify as Numerology, and thus, Divination?

Doesn't your BIBLE prohibit that?

*shakes head*


7/30/2009 2:10:22 AM


Numerology, or how not to do maths.

7/30/2009 2:20:29 AM




9 =/= 6+6+6

Even when you do numerology you manage to fail.

7/30/2009 2:23:48 AM


I agree with the people calling poe. The tone of this quote is dripping with sarcasm.

7/30/2009 3:53:36 AM

@Antichrist Whats sad is seeing the list of un posted quotes when you submit a quote, there is quite a backlog.

Some which are better than this one.

7/30/2009 4:24:53 AM

Supposed birth certificate and then the mark of the beast. Please, make up your mind.

7/30/2009 4:51:31 AM

Danny Noonan

Poe. Church Lady is a Dana Carvey Character from SNL.

7/30/2009 4:55:14 AM

18 also = 5+6+7

7/30/2009 5:05:14 AM


Yes, 1+8=9, and 9=3+3+3, but with the magic wot is numerology, it could be said that:

9=3+3+3 or 333, and 9 is a rotated 6, which is a clue to transpose the rotated number with the repeating number, so replace the 3s with 6s and you get 666. Clear as day!


9=3+6, which can also be read as 3 6s, which is, of course 666!

If only there weren't so many syllables in the word "numerology," it could replace "new math" in the titular song by Tom Lehrer.

"It's so simple, so very simple, that only a fundie can do it! (And believe in it.)"

(Even if the original message is a poe, it's always fun to bash crap like numerology!)

7/30/2009 5:32:05 AM


Similarly, P + O + E = POE.

7/30/2009 5:54:34 AM


No, they have it all wrong. If you take the total number of letters in Pres. Obama's name (18) and add the number of words (3) you get 21.


7/30/2009 5:56:31 AM

Space Lizard

Poe. I mean, come on; Church Lady?

7/30/2009 6:25:32 AM

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