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Last Thursdayism is false because I clearly remember events from before Last Thursday. It does not follow that God could have fixed our minds and experiences to make us think we only felt things before last Thursday. For example I have a note with the date on it, "Wednesday, July 15, 2009." This would not be possible if the world was created on "Thursday July 16, 2009."

Self-Mutation, FRDB 42 Comments [7/31/2009 3:31:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Doctor Whom

The next time you post to the interwebs, do so on a step ladder, so that the point won't keep going over your head.

7/31/2009 3:31:50 PM

anonymous

Very good! You've shown that you can actually reason. Now apply that ability to your own beliefs.

7/31/2009 3:38:42 PM

Wehpudicabok

So there is something God can't do! That means God is imperfect. I thought God was necessarily a perfect being. Ergo, your God does not exist.

7/31/2009 3:47:34 PM

Power Skunk

So, how do you know that the note dated Wednesday July 15 2009 wasn't created with the date on it on Thursday July 16 2009, just to test your faith?

7/31/2009 3:52:31 PM

RavenWood

But I thought gawd could do anything!!!???

7/31/2009 3:53:58 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"For example I have a note with the date on it, "Wednesday, July 15, 2009." This would not be possible if the world was created on "Thursday July 16, 2009.""

Aren't you the people who tell us that the Earth is only 6,000 years old, and all the evidence that says it isn't was just put there by God "to test our faith?"

7/31/2009 3:55:04 PM

David G

You really don't think much of god's abilities if you don't think he could have created a note that said it was 7/15 on 7/16. This is pretty much as difficult as post-dating a check...

7/31/2009 3:55:49 PM

Old Viking

What a lame refutation.

7/31/2009 3:56:28 PM

EvoPagan

Then I guess your god isn't so omnipotent after all. Pwned yourself good there, didn't ya?

7/31/2009 4:07:32 PM



Last Thursday is just a joke and internet meme. Get the fuck over it.

7/31/2009 4:09:51 PM

dpareja

And for all that, it's still more believable than your messed-up religion.

7/31/2009 4:13:13 PM

tracer

I smell a Poe....

7/31/2009 4:29:17 PM

BobsOldSocks

That's just too stupid for words.

7/31/2009 4:47:27 PM

Porky Pine

No, it's not a poe. SM is a well known fundie on FRDB.

7/31/2009 4:48:51 PM



If the world was created just two weeks ago, what the hell were doing in the meanwhile?

7/31/2009 4:54:18 PM



God can do anything!!! Except write a note with a fake date...

7/31/2009 5:35:44 PM



I don't think anyone sincerely believes in Last Thursdayism, but still, you clearly fail to actually understand the concept.

7/31/2009 6:03:44 PM

The L

Missing the point for Jesus!

7/31/2009 6:07:31 PM

JonnyTruant

Weak-minded dweeb is weak-minded.

Okay, imagine this. If your all powerful god were whoopass enough to create humans in their present form, the earth, the universe, etc., what proof have you that he didn't do it last Thursday complete with memories, fossils, notes from last Wednesday, and so on.

If your loser god created anything at all, might as well have been last Thursday. Can you prove otherwise?

7/31/2009 7:26:42 PM

Horsefeathers

"Last Thursdayism is false because I clearly remember events from before Last Thursday."

No, you only think you do. Those memories were planted by Satan to lure you away from The Truthâ„¢.

"It does not follow that God could have fixed our minds and experiences to make us think we only felt things before last Thursday."

Sure it does. I suggest you see 2 Thessalonians 2:11 for a precedent. Your god clearly isn't above mind fucking you.

"For example I have a note with the date on it, "Wednesday, July 15, 2009." This would not be possible if the world was created on "Thursday July 16, 2009.""

I told you, Satan planted that. Just like he planted all of those fossils in the ground to make people believe in evolution.

Having gone through all of that, now do you people understand why "Satan dun did it to confuse us!" is such a stupid excuse?

7/31/2009 7:39:38 PM

Jack Bauer

Another visitor from the Planet Stupid on a point missing mission.

7/31/2009 7:43:04 PM

Drax

So God is not omnipotent?

7/31/2009 9:50:16 PM

Disregard

If God can fake light from stars millions of light years away in the night sky, he can fake a note from last Wednesday.

7/31/2009 10:11:41 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Wow, I don't know that I've ever seen anyone other than myself miss a point so fantastically.

7/31/2009 10:30:28 PM

CrazyRoper

I don't think you understand.

7/31/2009 10:39:33 PM
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