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#997803
Doctor Whom
The next time you post to the interwebs, do so on a step ladder, so that the point won't keep going over your head.
7/31/2009 3:31:50 PM
#997816
anonymous
Very good! You've shown that you can actually reason. Now apply that ability to your own beliefs.
7/31/2009 3:38:42 PM
#997832
Wehpudicabok
So there is something God can't do! That means God is imperfect. I thought God was necessarily a perfect being. Ergo, your God does not exist.
7/31/2009 3:47:34 PM
#997848
Power Skunk
So, how do you know that the note dated Wednesday July 15 2009 wasn't created with the date on it on Thursday July 16 2009, just to test your faith?
7/31/2009 3:52:31 PM
#997853
RavenWood
But I thought gawd could do anything!!!???
7/31/2009 3:53:58 PM
#997856
Dark_Lord_Prime
"For example I have a note with the date on it, "Wednesday, July 15, 2009." This would not be possible if the world was created on "Thursday July 16, 2009.""
Aren't you the people who tell us that the Earth is only 6,000 years old, and all the evidence that says it isn't was just put there by God "to test our faith?"
7/31/2009 3:55:04 PM
#997859
David G
You really don't think much of god's abilities if you don't think he could have created a note that said it was 7/15 on 7/16. This is pretty much as difficult as post-dating a check...
7/31/2009 3:55:49 PM
#997862
Old Viking
What a lame refutation.
7/31/2009 3:56:28 PM
#997891
EvoPagan
Then I guess your god isn't so omnipotent after all. Pwned yourself good there, didn't ya?
7/31/2009 4:07:32 PM
#997904
Last Thursday is just a joke and internet meme. Get the fuck over it.
7/31/2009 4:09:51 PM
#997913
dpareja
And for all that, it's still more believable than your messed-up religion.
7/31/2009 4:13:13 PM
#997968
tracer
I smell a Poe....
7/31/2009 4:29:17 PM
#998017
BobsOldSocks
That's just too stupid for words.
7/31/2009 4:47:27 PM
#998024
Porky Pine
No, it's not a poe. SM is a well known fundie on FRDB.
7/31/2009 4:48:51 PM
#998035
If the world was created just two weeks ago, what the hell were doing in the meanwhile?
7/31/2009 4:54:18 PM
#998094
God can do anything!!! Except write a note with a fake date...
7/31/2009 5:35:44 PM
#998125
I don't think anyone sincerely believes in Last Thursdayism, but still, you clearly fail to actually understand the concept.
7/31/2009 6:03:44 PM
#998129
The L
Missing the point for Jesus!
7/31/2009 6:07:31 PM
#998201
JonnyTruant
Weak-minded dweeb is weak-minded.
Okay, imagine this. If your all powerful god were whoopass enough to create humans in their present form, the earth, the universe, etc., what proof have you that he didn't do it last Thursday complete with memories, fossils, notes from last Wednesday, and so on.
If your loser god created anything at all, might as well have been last Thursday. Can you prove otherwise?
7/31/2009 7:26:42 PM
#998206
Horsefeathers
"Last Thursdayism is false because I clearly remember events from before Last Thursday."
No, you only think you do. Those memories were planted by Satan to lure you away from The Truth™.
"It does not follow that God could have fixed our minds and experiences to make us think we only felt things before last Thursday."
Sure it does. I suggest you see 2 Thessalonians 2:11 for a precedent. Your god clearly isn't above mind fucking you.
"For example I have a note with the date on it, "Wednesday, July 15, 2009." This would not be possible if the world was created on "Thursday July 16, 2009.""
I told you, Satan planted that. Just like he planted all of those fossils in the ground to make people believe in evolution.
Having gone through all of that, now do you people understand why "Satan dun did it to confuse us!" is such a stupid excuse?
7/31/2009 7:39:38 PM
#998208
Jack Bauer
Another visitor from the Planet Stupid on a point missing mission.
7/31/2009 7:43:04 PM
#998282
Drax
So God is not omnipotent?
7/31/2009 9:50:16 PM
#998294
Disregard
If God can fake light from stars millions of light years away in the night sky, he can fake a note from last Wednesday.
7/31/2009 10:11:41 PM
#998309
Dr. Novakaine
Wow, I don't know that I've ever seen anyone other than myself miss a point so fantastically.
7/31/2009 10:30:28 PM
#998317
CrazyRoper
I don't think you understand.
7/31/2009 10:39:33 PM
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