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well, have you heard about the fema camps? googe them, theyre pretty crazy. i have this theory that the illuminati is calling conspiracy theorists phones so they can track them...which is why i was woundering if anyone else who recieved that call is a conspiracy theorist.

Jacqui, whocallsme.com 12 Comments [7/30/2009 12:51:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Russell
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#996731
dpareja

What is it with these people not getting the idea of Ockham's Razor?

7/30/2009 1:34:11 AM
#996794
aaa

If i wanted to track you, i'd simply follow that massive paper trail you leave behind.

7/30/2009 2:43:33 AM
#996813
Katsuro

Why would they need to call your phone to track you? Explain how that works exactly.

FYI, you don't need to ring a phone to "tap" it.

7/30/2009 3:51:07 AM
#996853
Nathan the Wise

Meh, not enough Jews. We demand to be cited in all conspiracies!

7/30/2009 5:01:38 AM
#996981
Tindalos

googe them, theyre pretty crazy.

I say googe you because you're pretty crazy.

RR nuts use TOO MANY CAPS and this guy uses none. Is there no happy medium?

7/30/2009 9:18:40 AM
#997006
Antichrist

Maybe an RR person stole his cap locks button? They must wear theirs out pretty quick.

What the hell is with these FEMA camps? They were set up to take in people from Katrina.

7/30/2009 10:28:09 AM
#997100
Pule Thamex

I find your insanity to be delicious and fruity, complimenting the piquant yet curiously nutty quality of the raptard. Bullshit is the ideal garnish for either.

7/30/2009 1:02:50 PM
#997130
Dark_Lord_Prime

@dpareja, RE: Occam's Razor

SHHH!! If they learn it, they might start trying to use it to "prove" the bible is true and God is real, since "GodDidIt" is technically the simplest "explanation" for everything. :P

7/30/2009 2:04:12 PM
#997133
Her3tiK

@ Dark_Lord

Still doesn't work, both explanations must have equal weight behind their assertions. As "GodDidIt" has no weight, it may be simpler, but it is by no means an equal explanation.

Though it would be fun to watch RR try to use it to their advantage. Or just think we're threatening to cut them up, either way.

7/30/2009 2:29:59 PM
#997213
dpareja

@Dark_Lord: I was referring to the actual statement of Ockham's Razor, the one about not multiplying entities unnecessarily (ie don't assume God/equivalent being(s) when there's another explanation).

7/30/2009 6:34:20 PM
#997233
WMDKitty

And what call was that, your doctor calling to tell you to take your damn meds?

7/30/2009 8:09:23 PM
#998507
Apoc89

I don't know what "googing" is, but it sounds like something very unhygienic.

8/1/2009 7:03:50 AM
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