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My son lives with his father (major custody battle last year).

His father practices witchcraft - I'm not talking speaking curse (which he does) - I mean something more demonic and senister than that.

He plays Dugeon and Dragons, DragonballZ and Vampire Games, etc.

I am a minister I raised my son in the ways of God - LITERALLY.

He (my son is 13 years of age) gave his first sermon last year prior to him running to his father (long story).

My son visits me every other weekend.

When this whole ordeal begin, prior to my son coming to visit for the weekend (two days usually) I would smell sulfar - STRONGLY.

When my son visit - this ordor was so strong I had to make my son take three baths and was his cloths and wait a day before the ordor would leave. (It is not as strong now as it was)

Recently my son has physically attacked me - knife, hammer, baseball bat, etc. I had serveral people on the phone praying with me - while dealt with that spirit and somehow get to my son.

Recently I found a 20 page paper that my son wrote - a fictionary story he made up dealing with witchcraft and demons. Hear the name of some that he mentions in his story: Master Zarkon, Zeto, Nateko - my son in the story is a Warlock. It has graffice language and drawings of weapons. - THIS IS NOT MY SON.

The last encounter I had with this spirit (and I know it was a spirit) it growled at me.

msproverbs31, Ministering Deliverance 144 Comments [7/29/2009 1:57:44 AM]
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Dave

Crazy ass bitch. Hope she doesn't hurt the little boy...

7/24/2009 9:49:00 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

"...prior to him running to his father (long story)."

Smart kid

7/29/2009 2:00:42 AM

Paschal Wagner

I would smell sulfar

I can spell sulphur.

7/29/2009 2:02:54 AM

Mudflappus

Since most Christians these days don't recognize any woman in the position of Minister, I'd say you're pretty well on yer own.

7/29/2009 2:03:16 AM

muters

I'm thinking msproverbs31 would have a better relationship with her son if she didn't tell him he smells of eggs every time they meet.

7/29/2009 2:13:04 AM

LM

I would suggest you take your complaints to the family court judge immediately. With any luck they will keep your son the hell away from you until your shrink says you're stable.

7/29/2009 2:23:56 AM

Swedish Pagan

Sounds more like an ordinary teenage rebellion. Children like stories with witches and warlocks and stuff in them. If you have denied your kid these things he will then be much more interested once he learns about them.

Computer games are not whitchcraft, stupid.
Talk to the kid, not to "several people on the phone praying".

Shouldn't women be quiet in church? For a minister, who ought to be familiar with wording, you write very fragmentary, with poor grammar and repeat yourself over and over again.

7/29/2009 2:26:34 AM



I mean something more demonic and senister than that.

He plays Dugeon and Dragons, DragonballZ and Vampire Games, etc.


OH NOES!

7/29/2009 2:37:35 AM

AuraTwilight

She implies her son only attacked her once, but can't agree on a weapon. I smell bullshit.

Though if he did, it was probably because she forced him to stay in the bathtub for several hours. Way to give your kid hypothermia or something.

Also, when did your son in the story become replaced by a spirit?

7/29/2009 2:41:09 AM



This has got to be a joke.

7/29/2009 2:45:53 AM

EvoPagan

I think you have a demon and your son is trying to drive it out.

7/29/2009 2:59:56 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

In local news: crazy-ass bitch has a teenage son. That's all.

Nothing here is more sinister than your rape of the English language.

7/29/2009 2:59:58 AM

Random Man

So you literally raised him in the ways of God? So he grew up on God's streets or something?

I'm noticing a pattern to the writing here:

Funny shit, funny shit - WORDINALLCAPS.

Your kid is pissed at you, deal with it.

7/29/2009 3:01:15 AM

Pikachukid

AH HAHVE SEEN THAH DAHRK SAHD.

And DBZ is witchcraft? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

7/29/2009 3:15:08 AM

Eden

If the posting gives any clues about your behavior towards your son, I truely can understand why he ran away and why his father won the custody battle.

You sound a little bit like Carries Mother in the movie "Carrie"

7/29/2009 3:16:18 AM

Prager

Why do all these people seem to be only semi-literate?

7/29/2009 3:34:59 AM

Clown

Poe. Or seriously sick story. I call poe or troll. For my sanity sake.

7/29/2009 3:37:40 AM

Mordeak

That thread is one big word salad. It even has some CSTDT in it.

On topic: he's a teenager, he will do that. Just take your meds on time and it won't look that bad

7/29/2009 3:38:31 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

That is some FINE spellification and grammarizin', ya got there, ma'am!


*goes off to scrub my brain*

7/29/2009 3:58:28 AM

Night Jaguar

His father practices witchcraft - I'm not talking speaking curse (which he does) - I mean something more demonic and senister than that.

He plays Dugeon and Dragons, DragonballZ and Vampire Games, etc.


LMAO!

He (my son is 13 years of age) gave his first sermon last year prior to him running to his father (long story).

Short version: it was either his father or his crazy mother.

For my money, Ministering Deliverance is funnier than Rapture Ready. MD people are more delusional and (in general) less paranoid and racist than RR. You can find many threads on MD dedicated to talks of literal demons.

7/29/2009 4:07:05 AM

Marc

Scroll down that page: Satin makes a guest appearance, too!

7/29/2009 4:24:01 AM

Lab Rat

"I am a minister I raised my son in the ways of God - LITERALLY."

No, you didn't. Not if you are a minister.

1 Timothy 2:11-12 (King James Version)
1 Corinthians 14:33-35 (King James Version)


7/29/2009 4:50:34 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

"...prior to my son coming to visit for the weekend (two days usually) I would smell sulfar - STRONGLY."

maybe he just came from spicy enchilada night at the taco hut?

7/29/2009 5:05:42 AM

Tindalos

Wow, the rest of that post is almost as good as the first. I like the conspriacy witht he school system and especailly this jewel:

God has given great grace and I have gain some ground - but I believe I need assistance in order to get victory and my son and YES myself (as these spirits will harrass me, I had several car accidents - I'M A VERY GOOD DRIVER

Why do they always feel the need to suddenly CAPITALIZE something?


Pastors for NO REASON looking to blackball me OUT their church,

No reason, huh? I would imagine you coming in and spouting this loony toon crap would be a good excuse to ask you to leave.

7/29/2009 5:19:26 AM

arcturus

There is a very good reason why you didn't get custody of the child.

YOU ARE MENTAL.

7/29/2009 5:21:16 AM
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