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[Responding to a woman who found out that her son was gay]

Scotty: send him to a straight camp. if you dont know what it is, look it up online.

Kris: Get on your knees and pray. Pray until your knees are worn. God can do more than anyone else can. He will help your gay-demon-plagued child's soul.

The more you're on your knees, then less your son will be.

Halifax: Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son.

Scotty, Kris, and Halifax, Yahoo Answers 57 Comments [7/28/2009 2:35:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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CailinBan

"The more you're on your knees, the less your son will be" - LOL

I do hope they're not serious about the attic though.

7/28/2009 2:43:35 PM

aaa

Let's see: Scotty wants the lad to be sended to a camp that makes his life hell; Kris wants to do nothing and Halifax wants to traumatise the lad.

How delightful.

7/28/2009 2:49:12 PM

WMDKitty

Will someone please call CPS on this fucker?

7/28/2009 2:49:30 PM

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@aaa

Actually, doing nothing sounds like a good choice to me.
Of course it would be good if she'd encourage her gay son, but that might just be impossible for her.

7/28/2009 2:51:44 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I bet that 'straight camp' is for boys only, eh?

7/28/2009 2:54:37 PM

nemesis

Scotty: be sure he has a reliable acountabilibuddy

7/28/2009 2:55:34 PM

Ken

I can never tell if these people are serious.

7/28/2009 3:05:39 PM

Doug

Oh, that explains where my parents went wrong. We didn't have an attic.

7/28/2009 3:22:29 PM

solomongrundy

I'm reminded of 'Death In Royston Vasey':

Tubbs Tattsyrup: I'm writing a card for the shop window. Wanted. No-tail to marry our son, David, in the attic.

Edward Tattsyrup: Show me [shown a card with indescribable scribbles on it]. Change that to local no-tail!

7/28/2009 3:24:00 PM

The Watcher

@Doug:

No, but you did have a closet :)

7/28/2009 3:24:41 PM

EvoPagan

The more you're on your knees, then less your son will be.

O THE INNUENDO

7/28/2009 3:30:11 PM

Clown

I like suggestion that Kris made. To do nothing, but talk to herself. First and third are quite illegal and/or painfull, and the woman will still need someone to take care of her once she gets too old to do it herself.

7/28/2009 3:33:17 PM

Zoo

Or accept him for who he is because he's going to have enough trouble with other people and he doesn't need to add his family to the list?

7/28/2009 3:34:49 PM

Barikada

Halifax's favourite A-Team character is VAN.

7/28/2009 3:36:12 PM

hmcook87

"Halifax: Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son."

In other words your friends son now has to pretend to be straight around his family.

7/28/2009 3:56:04 PM

LDM

Or just accept it because he's still your son?

That's what my mom did when she found out my brother was gay. In fact, she adores his partner.

7/28/2009 4:00:51 PM

EllwyenDarwin

How about just accepting him the way he is?

7/28/2009 4:06:29 PM

Zeus Almighty

Why not just spary him with new and improved GayBGone™? Now in delightful mint flavor.

7/28/2009 4:09:21 PM



"Straight camp"? Does that involve any other gay males? Or a lot of them?

7/28/2009 4:12:36 PM

Mitch

We should lock fundies like this in an attic until they grow a brain.

7/28/2009 4:16:04 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"The more you're on your knees, the less your son will be" -- this is clever enough to make me think that Kris is trolling here. Kris is trolling, Scotty's well-intentioned but naive and idiotic, and Halifax is an abusive bastard.

7/28/2009 4:54:14 PM



Straight camp? Obviously someone didn't see the movie Saved.

I just hope the poor kid reaches adulthood and gets the hell away from her rather than ending up on meds for depression or committing suicide.

7/28/2009 4:57:17 PM

Antichrist

2 WTF's and 1 meh,

This is why I hate the grouped up quotes. Yeah, I know the plus side to it too.

7/28/2009 5:02:29 PM

Wehpudicabok

You could try not hating people who are different. Or you could try prayer; that at least doesn't traumatize the poor guy.

7/28/2009 5:04:41 PM

ChristPuncher

wow.....

7/28/2009 5:06:30 PM
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