[Responding to a woman who found out that her son was gay]
Scotty: send him to a straight camp. if you dont know what it is, look it up online.
Kris: Get on your knees and pray. Pray until your knees are worn. God can do more than anyone else can. He will help your gay-demon-plagued child's soul.
The more you're on your knees, then less your son will be.
Halifax: Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son.
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"The more you're on your knees, the less your son will be" - LOL
I do hope they're not serious about the attic though.
I'm reminded of 'Death In Royston Vasey':
Tubbs Tattsyrup: I'm writing a card for the shop window. Wanted. No-tail to marry our son, David, in the attic.
Edward Tattsyrup: Show me [shown a card with indescribable scribbles on it]. Change that to local no-tail!
I like suggestion that Kris made. To do nothing, but talk to herself. First and third are quite illegal and/or painfull, and the woman will still need someone to take care of her once she gets too old to do it herself.
"Halifax: Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son."
In other words your friends son now has to pretend to be straight around his family.
Or just accept it because he's still your son?
That's what my mom did when she found out my brother was gay. In fact, she adores his partner.
"The more you're on your knees, the less your son will be" -- this is clever enough to make me think that Kris is trolling here. Kris is trolling, Scotty's well-intentioned but naive and idiotic, and Halifax is an abusive bastard.
Straight camp? Obviously someone didn't see the movie Saved.
I just hope the poor kid reaches adulthood and gets the hell away from her rather than ending up on meds for depression or committing suicide.
The OP at Yahoo Answers smells like a poe to me. Can't be sure, though.
The three assholes quoted above, though, are probably real.
"The more you're on your knees, then less your son will be." LOL!
"Halifax: Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son."
Uh, Dad? Can I come out now? I am no longer gay and I want to date girls now. Seriously, I'm not pretending or anything...
you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son.
Did he also stop being alive?
~~
He stopped loving him today,
They placed a wreath upon his door,
And soon they'll carry him away,
At least my boy ain't gay no more.~~
(Apologies to George Jones)
Your friend locked their son...in the fucking attic?
Sounds like the loving father from Austria who locked his daughter in the cellar, remember him?
Feel that Chistian love!
My response: Respect him for who he is, and show him that you love him no matter what. There are worse things that could have happened. He's alive and well, and have the ability to love someone.
(How come so many write "should of" instead of "should have" or "should've"?)
"Halifax: Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son."
i really can't tell if this is a poe or not. i mean, lock him in the attic??? seriously???
"Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son."
We should try that on christians to see if it will cure them.
If Hell did exist, I would like to think of it as a place of karmic retribution - where you have to pay for your sins in the way most befitting how you actually sinned. Like, say, people like this, who display such hatred of homosexuals, would spend an eternity being forced to enjoy homosexual sex (the key part being "forced to enjoy;" that would be so much better than them reviling it, because they would be less horrified by hating it).
send him to a straight camp. if you dont know what it is, look it up online.
Those don't work, you know.
Get on your knees and pray. Pray until your knees are worn. God can do more than anyone else can. He will help your gay-demon-plagued child's soul.
Yep, millions of children are starving in Africa and praying for help, but pray to God and he'll "cure" your son of a sexual orientation that harms absolutely no one. Because God's priorities are not at all fucked up.
The more you're on your knees, then less your son will be.
Innuendo?
Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution,
Wow, fuck you. Should I go shove you in a closet and lock you there until you turn straight?
worked for my friends son.
SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING COPS.
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I really hope he's exaggerating.
Nice friends you've got. They should be locked in a cell, never mind the attic.
And getting down on your knees and praying will get you nothing except bruised knees and a need for a new pair of pants.
"The more you're on your knees, then less your son will be."
Dear Dog, I can't even figure out what the intended meaning was supposed to be. Probably some of the best evidence that Kris is trolling.
Confused?
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