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[The whole site is hillarious, but this is one of the best parts I found on it]

BOAST OF A 13 YEAR OLD GOD HATER

Hi,I am a 13 year old atheist... Adult atheists will not admit it, but this is why I am such a diabolical kid. Atheism, which is really true satanism, prompts me to cause trouble. I cause a lot of trouble for my parents, and they are afraid of me. I deliberately make school hell. I like taunting and beating up on weak kids and Christian kids. I like giving the teachers and principal a hard time. They also are afraid of me. I like to make a name for myself among my friends so I do things deliberately to get in trouble with the law. I dare even law enforcement to apprehend me. Hey, atheists have fixed the laws of american in such a way that I am not afraid to do anything wrong. I can do anything and nothing will happen to me.

athieststooges, Athieststooges.com 82 Comments [7/28/2009 2:35:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Deftera
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aaa

Five bucks says that this is fabricated to serve your own purpose of discrediting a group. Shame on you.

7/28/2009 2:40:26 PM

Lupine

Repeat, but from a loooong time ago, and it's not even his. Some other loony wrote it.

Falsely witnessnessing, buddy.

7/28/2009 2:49:34 PM

WMDKitty

ITG, and a dumbass kid, to boot.

7/28/2009 2:50:24 PM



Hi, I'm a Christian propagandist. I lack the empathy to put myself in the position of a fictional character and I'm unable to write a story from his point of view. As a result, I sound like Jack's Colon from old-ass Reader's Digests.

7/28/2009 2:50:45 PM

Ken

I don't know who's playing a joke on who here, but either way, it's not particularly funny.

7/28/2009 2:51:24 PM

mischief

Hey,

I remember this... it's from the batshit mentalist ravings of Robert T. Lee over at this website., in the 'exposing the atheist' section.

http://www.tencommandments.org/
I'd recommend the rest of that site for pure fundi-ism.

Looks like this letter has been lifted and it's now doing the rounds.

7/28/2009 2:52:37 PM

Caustic Gnostic

One little detail, kid:

Money talks, bullshit walks. I presume you have enough to pay off the Supreme Court....

7/28/2009 2:58:39 PM

PhoenixUltima

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A FATAL EXCEPTION 4B HAS OCCURED AT 0A3F:10AD76FB. THE CURRENT APPLICATION WILL BE TERMINATED.

* PRESS ANY KEY TO TERMINATE THE CURRENT APPLICATION.
* PRESS CTRL+ALT+DEL AGAIN TO RESTART YOUR COMPUTER. YOU WILL LOSE ANY UNSAVED INFORMATION IN ALL APPLICATIONS.

PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE _

7/28/2009 3:00:40 PM

Thundersqueaks

This can't be real. He omitted that drowning kittens was the favourite form of atheist entertainment.

7/28/2009 3:04:26 PM

Old Viking

You woke me from a nap to tell me this?

7/28/2009 3:11:05 PM

szena

Lying for Jesus, I see.

7/28/2009 3:15:47 PM

Doug

What good spelling for a juvenile delinquent!

7/28/2009 3:20:29 PM

Doctor Whom

Lying for the Lord + plagiarism = massive fail.

7/28/2009 3:20:34 PM

Jedi Knight

@Thundersqueaks:

Surely you meant "eating?"

7/28/2009 3:23:36 PM

Clown

Why is the site called athieststooges.com? And is lying about atheists?

7/28/2009 3:27:48 PM

EvoPagan

Obvious liar is obvious. Also, misspelling your site's name=FAIL.

7/28/2009 3:28:24 PM

EvoPagan

#996171 FTW!

7/28/2009 3:29:26 PM

Pule Thamex

Fabulous. This is good news indeed. I know you're perhaps a bit too young at the moment, but I bet you can't wait until your 16 when you can legally gain entrance to the cannibal lounge and enjoy a relaxing evening partaking of baby burgers and roast infant. Or do you prefer your young 'uns raw?

As one dedicated atheist to another, I do advise you to commit as many crimes as you possibly can, and hope you gain a great deal of enjoyment from doing so. However, there is one proviso, do not get caught by the authorities as you will be sent to prison. You might think that that would be a small price to pay, but I must warn you, you will be vastly out numbered in prison by Christians, most of whom are into homosexual rape, Hardly the ideal surroundings for an atheist.

Good luck with your godless criminal spree and give my regards to Satan.

7/28/2009 3:37:13 PM

dpareja

@Jedi Knight: Well, first you drown it, then you eat it. Some of us prefer the first part of that. Don't be intolerant.

7/28/2009 3:42:26 PM

Dio Fa


7/28/2009 3:47:12 PM

hmcook87

Oh yea, because 13 year old kids write things like "I dare even law enforcement to apprehend me".

7/28/2009 3:48:37 PM

LDM

"I can do anything and nothing will happen to me."

Guess again kiddo. It's just a matter of time before it catches up with you. There's a few million adults out there who can tell you that from experience.

7/28/2009 3:58:39 PM

Saika

Damn! I've been doing it all wrong!

7/28/2009 4:02:36 PM

Canadiest

Complete fake, they don't even know how to pretend to be an atheist "Atheism, which is really true satanism" "taunting and beating up on weak kids and Christian kids" "do things deliberately to get in trouble with the law"

C'mon, get more creative funtard

7/28/2009 4:03:54 PM

Mitch

Why doesn't anybody do a Christian one, I mean... I see a few people who want to do to Christians what they did to Pagans between now and 1900 years ago, I don't see how it would really be 'sinking to their level' anymore than what's already been going on with a few people.

7/28/2009 4:15:11 PM
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