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I am thinking outloud here and would like ya'lls input. The rapid gay marraige and abortion rights- this sort of thing would wipe out mankind as we know it. Is all this happening because Satan knows that we are the blessed generation and does not want any more children to be born? I mean Satan tried to stop babies when Jesus was to be born through herod. Herod wanted all male children killed. Is Satan afraid of new children in this generation?

shann comeaux, RR 57 Comments [7/31/2009 3:34:43 PM]
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Ken

We are breeding more than the Earth can handle and people being gay isn't slowing down birth rates. Plus there are more atheists than ever.

So...

7/31/2009 3:37:34 PM

Doctor Whom

Then Satan is almost as incompetent as ... oh, I don't know ... your God.

7/31/2009 3:38:21 PM

Old Viking

No, you're thinking out loud, not outloud. And the accepted form is y'all, not ya'll. I seriously doubt that there is a possessive form.

Oh, and from your Herod reference you obviously know very little about the Bible.

7/31/2009 3:42:06 PM

EvoPagan

This TOTALLY explains all the gays having artificial insemination, hiring surrogates, adopting...totally.

7/31/2009 3:46:23 PM

Power Skunk

When I first read the misspelled "Y'all", I flinched. Goddamn why do all the fundies have to also be Southerners? I'm almost ashamed to share states with these people.
@Old Viking
Maybe not accepted but Y'all's is a pretty common possessive form.
"Is that y'all's truck?"
Above actually observed in use.

7/31/2009 3:47:14 PM

EvoPagan

And the accepted form is y'all, not ya'll. I seriously doubt that there is a possessive form.

Oh yes there is...it's y'alls. And "all y'alls" is also acceptable.

7/31/2009 3:47:59 PM

Vince

you fucking wish he gave a damn about you.

7/31/2009 3:55:43 PM

RavenWood

Wait a tick, aren't we headed up on seven billion human beings now?

7/31/2009 3:59:26 PM

Papabear

Which gay marriage was "the rapid gay marriage?"


The story of the "slaughter of the innocents" in Matthew is complete and utter fiction. It is completely without support from other sources.

7/31/2009 4:01:53 PM



Blessed generation? Get off your fucking cross you're not special.

And how is gay marriage and abortion wiping out mankind?

7/31/2009 4:02:49 PM

Zoo

Because there are so many abortions and gay people that the whole human species is now experiencing negative population growth.

7/31/2009 4:07:37 PM

A Friend

Everything that you tards are against can wipe out mankind. Stop fearmongering amongst yourselves. It's not a very healthy habit.

7/31/2009 4:09:35 PM

tracer

Abortion became legal throughout the United States in 1973.

The U.S. birthrate hasn't exactly plummeted since then.

7/31/2009 4:15:56 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Humans are breeding themselves into extinction.I don't see mankind being wiped out anytime soon because of gay marriage or abortion.

7/31/2009 4:25:24 PM

Zeus Almighty

"Herod wanted all male children killed. Is Satan afraid of new children in this generation?"

OK, shann comeaux, here's my input ... but I don't think "ya'll" will like it.
Didn't your "god" wipe out all the first-born Egyptian children? Seems he's a baby-murdering prick himself.

7/31/2009 4:41:26 PM

Pule Thamex

"Is Satan afraid of new children in this generation?"

Satan is afraid of his own shadow. Even a crippled and cat-mauled mouse is a fearsome monster to Satan who cowers at the merest squeak. And yet, Satan knows that of the human species, retards fear him, so he is able to affect a modicum of dignity, even if only a slight bit. So my advice to you would be to stop giving credibility to the biggest wanker of all time.

7/31/2009 4:42:58 PM

deadreckoning

That would imply forced gay marriage and mandatory abortions since there would still be plenty of children born if gay marriage and abortion are legal. So my question is, did it hurt when you pulled that out of your ass?

7/31/2009 4:49:36 PM



There are approximately 216,000 babies born every day in the whole entire world.

I don't think we're in trouble of dying out from lack of reproducing.

BTW it took me like two seconds to find that out, the internet is good for other things besides hanging out with the other loonies, praying for death.


7/31/2009 4:59:29 PM



Blessed generation facing social and environmental problems?. Whatever.

7/31/2009 5:03:32 PM

The L

Funny--last time I checked, the majority of the human population was still hetero.

Homosexuals don't want EVERYONE to be gay--they just want the freedom to have romantic relationships with the people they're attracted to!

7/31/2009 6:02:18 PM

ireadabouttheafterlife

God also killed quite a few children too. You know, the whole death of the first born plague in Egypt...So maybe gay marriage and abortion is all part of God's will! PRAISE JESUS!

7/31/2009 6:13:10 PM

Her3tiK

If Satan's trying to kill of YOUR kids, I don't think he's going after the kind of "special" you're referring to.

7/31/2009 6:30:06 PM

Caustic Gnostic

If I were zealous enough to eternally vilify one or two things for the betterment of human society, abortions and teh Ghey wouldn't be on my list.

I suppose those are the only points that the assorted American paleo-con tribes will ever agree on.

7/31/2009 6:30:14 PM

Tina

I'll never understand the argument about gay marriage = fewer kids. Gay marriage is not turning more people gay... it's already existing couples gaining benefits. O_o How is it going to wipe out mankind if gay couples that are living together become gay married couples that are living together, even if they don't ever have kids?

7/31/2009 6:38:54 PM

Horsefeathers

"I am thinking outloud here and would like ya'lls input."

Fine. You're insane. Get help.

Oh, I see. You meant input from those who are going to agree with you because they share your delusion.

"The rapid gay marraige and abortion rights- this sort of thing would wipe out mankind as we know it."

Odd then that humans are still around since methods of abortion have been around for quite some time--not to mention that it happens naturally almost half the time anyway--and homosexuality has been around even longer.

I hate to be the one to point this out to you but Rome was moving along just fine and they accepted homosexuality and, I'm sure, had various methods of abortion and birth control. It wasn't until Christianity was made the state religion that everything went to hell and the Empire fell apart.

"Is all this happening because Satan knows that we are the blessed generation and does not want any more children to be born?"

No, it's because you're a delusional lunatic who needs psychiatric care. At the very least you need to read your Wholly Babble a little closer. There's a few parts in there you should pay attention to. First, your Rapture isn't mentioned and second it's very clear and explicitly says, in not so many words, don't add shit to this book. The penalty for adding or removing things from your Wholly Babble is severe. Something about fire and brimstone I believe.

"I mean Satan tried to stop babies when Jesus was to be born through herod."

See what I mean? Your Bible says no such thing.

"Herod wanted all male children killed."

And why was that? Because he was told the "King of the Jews" had been born. Like any good psychotic despot he did the only reasonable thing: kill all the male children to prevent any question of his rule.

Satan, as you'll surely notice, had nothing to do with it.

"Is Satan afraid of new children in this generation?"

No. Fictional characters lack certain qualities (being real, for one) that would allow them to fear things.

7/31/2009 6:48:10 PM
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