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NOT EVEN THE SATANISTS BELIEVE IN SATAN!!!!!
7/31/2009 6:59:32 PM
Thanks, folks. Common sense should have suggested that there is, indeed, a possessive form of y'all. My mouth was running before my brain was in gear.
7/31/2009 7:40:51 PM
Sums the site up quite nicely.
Fundies say the darndest things.
I'm afraid I don't normally rate but this gets a WTF
7/31/2009 8:09:03 PM
The level of fail in that short entry is more than my sanity can stand.
7/31/2009 8:47:01 PM
My input? Ok....thinking doesnt work too well for you. Try not thinking. And Shann, do you believe in ghosts and goblins....and somebody in a red suit with horns and a pitchfork? Aren't you getting a little old to believe in fairy tales?
7/31/2009 8:54:53 PM
How would gay marriage destroy mankind?
7/31/2009 9:15:40 PM
I don't consider that thinking. Maybe, next time, you might keep whatever you're doing to yourself.
7/31/2009 9:17:11 PM
Do you reckon the wiping out of all mankind would take place before the rapture happens? The reason I ask is because we know that the rapture won't be occurring for at least soon years, or to put it in figures, at least 10 billion, billion, trillion years, or long after mankind is extinct. If that's the case, and the rapture will occur before the wiping out, then we are safe, until the extinction anyway.
Any news on the the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama?
7/31/2009 9:21:22 PM
@ Power Skunk & Old Viking,
and pronounced Yalzez
"Yeehah, is that thar y'all'ses truck?"
7/31/2009 9:32:52 PM
This is basically admiting that popular opinion could make him/her gay.
That's pretty queer.
7/31/2009 10:08:15 PM
Oh, for fucks sake.
8/1/2009 12:20:07 AM
We're overpopulating the planet already. Shut up.
8/1/2009 1:35:06 AM
Lets see, you guys believe that the end, with rapture and tribulation, is near. A time where most of the people on earth (according to your beliefs) will endure lots of hardships, like wars, famine, diseases and the like (lots = more than during every other time) because they don´t belong to the few people who are chosen to get a joyride to heaven during rapture.
In the end most of these people probably get thrown to hell, because they side with Satan and figth in his army against the armies of heaven.
(everything according to revelelation and your belief in rapture)
So, why would you think that a generation that lives close to Armageddon is especially blessed?
And why would you think that Satan would have a special interest in having less kids to be born ... after all for every kid born the chances that it will join his side and be part of his army at armageddon are much higher than the chances that it will join gods side and become a fundamentalist christian of RR standards
8/1/2009 2:30:15 AM
"Satan tried to stop babies when Jesus was to be born through herod"
I was under the impression that Jesus was born through Mary. In any case even if Satan wanted to end the human race he wouldn't have just killed off male children in the arabian peninsula. Thats just small thinking. And homosexuals make up a CONSTANT percentage (between 10 to 20 % according to some sources) of the human population. People are not going to disappear because of same sex relationships any time soon.
8/1/2009 2:31:07 AM
....You're a fool. :P
8/1/2009 4:26:44 AM
I am thinking outloud
Yeah, well, anyone ever tell you that you shouldn't say everything you think?
The rapid gay marraige and abortion rights- this sort of thing would wipe out mankind
Highly doubtful. Homosexuality and abortion have been around since the dawn of man and yet the population of this planet only grows.
8/1/2009 7:13:29 AM
If about ten percent of the population are granted the same rights to marry as everyone else, that will not change anything, in either direction. It will just mean that the people who earlier just lived togeter, perhaps posing as just friends and roommates, can now call themselves husbands and wives. It's just a change of expressions, nothing more.
Abortions have been performed as long as there have been humans smart enough to figure out that certain plants made the fetus unlodge and leave the body. Hundreds of thousands of years, at least. The most significant change now is that they are done in a safe environment, with medical care in readiness if something goes wrong.
God is the biggest abortionist, as about half or more of pregnancies end spontaneously in the first trimester. This has also been going on as long as there have been humans, and before that too.
Less humans born means greater chance of survival for the human race. We are 6 billions and counting, many more than the world can sustain. Isn't it better to reduce the birth rates, rather than having people dying of plagues, famines, violence? Let's take care of those who are already here, before we bring more people into the world. Please!
8/1/2009 7:27:48 AM
I'm not as clear on your mythology as I thought I was.
(unless you aren't - nah, surely not... )
After God wins Armageddon and defeats Satan, does De Debbil stop being ruler of Hell? If that's so, then I can see him caring about not getting any more souls. Otherwise, knowing he's in the last days, he'd be making a frantic grab for the cash, right? Trying to get as many souls as he can. He'd be dpoing exactly the opposite of what you're suggesting.
Please tell me. Enquiring minds want to know.
8/2/2009 8:04:51 AM
1) There is no evidence outside the gospel of Matthew to suggest the Slaughter of the Innocents.
2) Given that gays and women who have abortions make up a relatively small portion of the human population, I can assure you, gays getting married and women having abortions will in no way wipe out the human race.
8/2/2009 11:02:34 AM
As a side note, the only thing funnier than this quote is that there is actually a discussion here on the correct grammatical usage of "y'all."
8/2/2009 11:05:36 AM
Wait, how can this both be the "blessed generation" and absolutely positively the end times because everything is so horrible and terrible.
Wouldn't Satan want MORE people around to be unsaved and get tribulated and then burn forever?
8/2/2009 11:14:28 PM
Listen, Satan's too busy giving blues guitarists mega powers on some dirty crossroads down in Mississippi to bother with your dumb shit. After he's finished there, he's going to help Twisted Sister with their comeback album.
8/3/2009 10:24:31 AM
Jesus was born through Herod?
8/27/2009 11:42:35 AM
Read your Bible or shut the fuck up about it!
8/27/2009 12:13:28 PM
How many generations of selecting for crazy does it take before you start actually seeing God?
11/28/2009 12:12:33 PM
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