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What are the chances that forced vaccinations?
with probably lethal or contaminated serum,is in reality The Rapture?According to the latest news and predictions a world wide forced vaccination program is a very real possibility and the big drug companies have already been given blanket immunity to all results of their vaccines,even mass death...so,almost overnight a 1/3 of the worlds population could drop dead....as close as anything I have heard about the circumstances of The Rapture being an real possibility...and I am really looking forward to the God Haters chiming in on this one

Dr Sardonicus, Y! answers 36 Comments [7/31/2009 12:23:59 PM]
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AuraTwilight

You have no knowledge of your own Rapture mythology or basic medicine, do you?

7/31/2009 12:32:32 PM

dpareja

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh wait, you're serious, aren't you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

7/31/2009 12:33:18 PM

LDM

Aren't vaccinations already mandatory in most school districts (in the US at least)?

7/31/2009 12:40:17 PM

Jack Bauer

Er, Tom Clancy novels are fiction.

7/31/2009 12:56:31 PM

simply not edible

I'd say, ooooooh, 0%?

7/31/2009 1:01:33 PM

Zeus Almighty

Here's hoping that the 1/3 of the population that drops dead is made up of the fundamentalists of all religions (Christian, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim, and any others are out there).
And by fundemantalists I'm not talking about those religious believers who have a firm rational grounding but those of Dr. Sardonicus' ilk.

7/31/2009 1:08:53 PM

Swedish Pagan

Forced vaccinations? If you'd rather take your chances with the Swine Flue, you are probably welcomed to it.
Blanket immunity to "results of their vaccines"? I don't think so.

We have had a very successful vaccination against smallpox; it is all but extinct. How many have died due to that vaccine? Dunno, but it can't be more than about a hundred people.
How many would have died if the vaccination was not done? Millions and millions of people.

7/31/2009 1:10:52 PM

EvoPagan

The chances of them being able to make enough of any vaccine to forcibly vaccinate the entire population of the U.S., let alone the entire planet, is slim to none. You have every right to not get a flu vaccine if that's what you want.

7/31/2009 1:16:08 PM

Zoo

Vaccines don't work that way, and as far as I understand, the rapture doesn't work that way either.

7/31/2009 1:26:24 PM

aaa

Kid, vaccines do not work that way.

7/31/2009 1:26:48 PM

Clown

Vaccinations are mandatory for your own good. It is like someone "forcing" you to wear your fucking seatbelt.

7/31/2009 1:35:17 PM

NecroVMX

What is it with Fundies and random question marks

7/31/2009 1:36:34 PM

Headache

Dr Sardonicus or should I say Dr. Idiot?

What a mess of stupidity topped off with insanity.

7/31/2009 1:44:04 PM

John

I get flu vaccine every year. I haven't had the flu in the 20 years since I've been getting it. I haven't dropped dead from the vaccine, either. People who don't want to avail themselves of modern medicine prove Darwin was right: the stupid are taken out of the gene pool.

7/31/2009 1:52:10 PM



Are you insinuating that you should commit mass suicide to be raptured? That's less Christian and more Heaven's Gate rip off cult.

7/31/2009 1:54:15 PM




7/31/2009 2:19:34 PM

tracer

"I am really looking forward to the God Haters chiming in on this one"


Why do you hate Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny so much?

7/31/2009 2:29:06 PM

EvoPagan

John

I get flu vaccine every year. I haven't had the flu in the 20 years since I've been getting it. I haven't dropped dead from the vaccine, either. People who don't want to avail themselves of modern medicine prove Darwin was right: the stupid are taken out of the gene pool.


I quit getting flu shots years ago because I often got the flu anyway. I haven't had the flu since I stopped getting the shots...go figure....

7/31/2009 3:05:36 PM

WMDKitty

Absolutely ZERO, dumbass.

7/31/2009 4:14:22 PM

Old Viking

Well, I think ... what?

7/31/2009 4:25:46 PM



Since vaccines are illness specific and prevent those very illnesses, the entire premise is ridiculous.

7/31/2009 4:27:38 PM

Mageapprentice

Stop trying to think- you are obviously neither equipped nor qualified for it.

On the other hand, we do need a good laugh occasionally, so go right ahead...

7/31/2009 4:29:13 PM

Vince

I can't even begin to tell you how impossible forced vaccinations on a national scale, let alone global, would be.

the idea that even if something could kill people like that, that they wouldn't know, or would distribute anyway. fuck arguing against that.

it's the very concept of world wide vaccination that's almost laughable.

7/31/2009 5:10:53 PM

Caustic Gnostic

There's no vaccine for terminal stupidity, but I'm confident someone will devise a formula to speed up the terminal process.

7/31/2009 5:47:56 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

If the government wants to kill people, it can do it more efficiently. Nazi Germany has proven this. Conspiracies are not needed.

7/31/2009 9:20:27 PM
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