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If ANY restaurant in my city hung a "NO NIGGERS ALLOWED" sign in the door, or window, I would EAT THERE EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR A MONTH to support them and enjoy the nigger-free atmosphere.

Not only that, I'd order the most expensive things on the menu, plus dessert, to show my support for them!

When there are no NIGGERS around, something rarer and rarer these days, everything is better. The environment is friendlier. There is less stress. Think about it: Any human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she has not had to deal with tables of niggers who complain about everything for no reason, don't leave a tip, and leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up.

And, obviously, the air quality is better because there is no nigger stink in the air. (what the fuck do those beasts put in their "hair" that smells so fucking disgusting anyway? Somekind of turpentine/rat turd/jenkum mix??)

RetahReggin, Chimpout 48 Comments [8/13/2009 1:31:03 PM]
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Mr Blur

Beyond belief. Beneath contempt.

8/13/2009 1:56:05 PM

Freethink

If any restaurant I knew allowed jerks like this guy to even come in, I'd never eat there again! People like this one make me sick!


8/13/2009 3:15:49 PM

Ron

I don't understand why they complain about blacks smelling bad. All the black people I know, myself included are extremely hygiene-conscious.

8/13/2009 3:56:27 PM

jsonitsac

Than you'd probably be that restaurant's only customer, since most people these days don't want to be anywhere near such an establishment.

8/13/2009 4:11:29 PM

Kat

Well you know what? If ANY resturant in my city hung a "NO RACIST A**HOLES OR B****ES ALLOWED" sign at the door, I would patron there frequently and tell my friends about it too. I would support that resturant 100%.

Think about it: no stupid, narcassistic, selfish, shallow, racist jerks around for waiters and waitresses to deal with. No dealing with racists that will complain about everything not done their way. No recieving little to no tip just because the way you look.


The enviornment sure is more friendly without racists around.

8/13/2009 5:00:51 PM

Antichrist

If ANY restaurant in my city hung a "NO NIGGERS ALLOWED" sign in the door, or window, I would EAT THERE EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR A MONTH
Well you'd be lucky if it stayed open for a month.

Any human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she has not had to deal with tables of niggers who complain about everything for no reason, don't leave a tip, and leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up.
I worked as a waitress, tipping has nothing to do with race, but somehow you can just spot a non-tipper as soon as they walk through the door. I will say that US sailors tend to tip very well in my experience.

leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up.
Yeah, this usually has to do with kids that the parents decide to ignore

the air quality is better because there is no nigger stink in the air.
I find teenage boys stink the worse. For those reading this, you do not have to bath in Axe products. In fact if you really want to wear cologne, spend a little extra and get the good stuff. Oh, and a little bit goes a long way. You want just enough to bring a woman closer to smell it, not make her run from the room with nose and tears running.



8/13/2009 5:38:10 PM

Ajax

"Any human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she has not had to deal with tables of niggers who complain about everything for no reason, don't leave a tip, and leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up."

Just for that if I ever see a restaurant that says that I'll go in complain about everything for no reason, not leave a tip or better yet do that trick where you leave a penny at the bottom of a turned over glass of water, and leave an unholy mess on the table and all over the floor and bathroom for good measure to clean up. And Im white so nothing you can do about it.

8/13/2009 5:39:07 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Listen scumbag, I'm Aussie with Irish convict ancestors who settled in Botany Bay which makes me white as far as I can tell. And if your scummy racist hide came within 12 feet of me trust me, the environment would be anything but friendly or stress free.

8/13/2009 6:43:28 PM

DevilsChaplain

If ANY restaurant in my city hung a "NO RACIST PRICKS ALLOWED" sign in the door or window, I would EAT THERE EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR A MONTH to support them and enjoy the racist-free attitude.

Not only that, I'd order the most expensive things on the menu, plus dessert, to show my support for them!

When there are no RACISTS around, something thankfully more and more common these days, everything is better. The environment is friendlier. There is less stress and hostility. Think about it: any sane human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she doesn't have to deal with a table of knuckle-dragging racist Cro-Magnons who complain about diversity and skin color all day for no reason other than their own stupidity and callousness, don't leave a tip and leave an unholy mess on the table to clean up.

And, obviously, the air quality is better because there is no white supremacist stink in the air. (What is it about beer-bellied skinheads smelling so fucking disgusting anyway? It's like the stench of Michelob, cigarettes and ignorance.)

Fixed it for you.

8/13/2009 6:45:46 PM

Lucilius

Quick, somebody make that sign and hang it on a slaughterhouse! This dumbfuck will never know the difference - until it's too late.

8/13/2009 8:19:43 PM

Zipperback

I wish I knew where RetahReggin lived. I'd start a restaurant there and hang a "No Niggers Allowed" sign on the front door AND window.

The restaurant would be called "Uncle Zipperback's Old-Fashioned All American Hobo Ass Cuisine". Everything on the menu would contain the restaurant's signature ingredients: things dug out of or found growing on the asses of hobos, vagrants, squatters and junkies.

The most expensive item on the menu will cost $1200. If you present your KKK membership card between 2PM and 6 on weekdays you get a dollar off your order plus a complimentary croquet mallet to the shins. You can also join our preferred gold membership plus and upgrade to 2-by-4 to the groin.

8/13/2009 8:20:00 PM

anti-nonsense

The 1950's called. They want their bullshit back.

8/13/2009 9:02:39 PM



The reality is that, if there are not black people, usually is a place whose patrons are racist rednecks and the quality of the service is a total shit. That´s the opinion of 99% of the world.

8/13/2009 11:04:29 PM

lol what

The environment is friendlier.

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8/14/2009 12:48:12 AM

Adam

I take you have usually have to say, "Racist trailer redneck table for 1."

8/14/2009 1:18:44 AM

Adam

Yes White people are so not annoying, smelly, bad tippers,and rude. NOOOOO! White people are just heaven.

Oh and air quality? Really, ever seen white southerners with those big super f-350s? Yeah your food would probably taste of gas and cheap beer.

8/14/2009 1:18:51 AM

aaa

A retard in a forum for retards? Too easy.

8/14/2009 4:03:26 AM

MEEEEEE

"nigger-free atmosphere" is one of the funniest fucking things i've ever heard. mostly because he isn't joking and is using it the way one would refer to smoking and non-smoking sections

8/14/2009 12:26:50 PM

The Real American Cowboy


RetahReggin, you don't need a sign to keep niggers out. I could point you to a few good watering holes and local eateries in rural Wyoming where no nigger would dare step foot. There's no sign on the door or official policy; they just know that they are not welcome there.

8/14/2009 6:24:13 PM

The Real American Cowboy

What the hell is wrong with the F-350 anyway? I drive one, and it's fine. It doesn't blow smog or anything.

8/14/2009 6:31:56 PM

The Real American Cowboy

What the hell is wrong with the F-350 anyway? I drive one, and it's fine. It doesn't blow smog or anything.

8/14/2009 6:47:37 PM



This rant is, in my opinion, the typical reaction of a sulky child(like all racists are)that sees that being a racist is no longer considered cool. Maybe there are still restaurants where black people don´t go but they are far for being glamourous and efficient. They´re the typical ones, run by uneducated rednecks, which supply a very average, leaning to not very good, food. If somebody goes there, is not a signal of belonging to an elite, like people who go, say, to Maxim or El Bulli. It´s actually a symptom that you´re a good for nothing farmer with no manners.

8/15/2009 5:01:56 AM

Itzpapalotl

I waited tables off and on for years and I can tell you that trailer trash redneck assholes like this are the worst customers of all. Their idea of a good tip? a whole dollar!!! Oh, and they tend to reek of B.O. and are filthy people with snot-nosed brats that they allow to run wild and trash the restaurant.

8/15/2009 7:16:42 PM

dingo

DIE
IN
A
FIRE

8/15/2009 7:21:05 PM

dingo

also, people, don't direct your hatred for this kind of thinking onto the whole group of people you think this guy belongs to. Direct it onto this guy himself!! Otherwise you're just sinking to his level.

8/15/2009 7:25:29 PM
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