If man has been on earth for thousands of years and homosexuality has been with man and animal from the beginning. Wouldnt homosexuals evolve a vegans in? were there ass is. Just one more prove that evolution is a lie. No disrespect to gay people some of you are cool
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Doubtful, since homosexuality by definition has nothing to do with reproduction.
At least he's not hateful.
This is hilarious.
First of all, we're not a separate species, sorry. Second of all, even if evolution was something that somehow happened within a lifetime, why would I want to evolve a "vegans in"/vagina? I think vaginae are gross (sorry, ladies).
Gay men tend to like men for...being men. We don't secretly wish that our partners would have breasts and a vagina. I know it's impossible for you to comprehend, but really, not everybody is exactly like you.
Finally, not all gay couples have anal sex, most style guides recommend against using "homosexual" as a noun, and man has been on earth for far longer than "thousands of years."
You're off by a couple of orders of magnitude. On...basically everything, really.
Why the fuck would a gay person evolve a vegetarian up his ass? Or do you mean a vagina? Because that would make him a woman, not a man.
I'm guessing davidgran's IQ is similar to his shoe size...
My lips you fish the kitchen where the windowledge has no obvious outcome inside a peach tree.
Therefore, your argument is invalid.
"If man has been on earth for thousands of years and homosexuality has been with man and animal from the beginning."
This isn't even a complete sentence...
"Wouldnt homosexuals evolve a vegans in? were there ass is."
What the holy fuck are you babbling about?
"Just one more prove that evolution is a lie. No disrespect to gay people some of you are cool"
I don't think that's one more "prove" of anything. I'm afraid to even hazard a guess as to what you're trying to say.
@ 1006754 - took me 5 readings before I figured that out, I hope this one is never near a vagina with the possibility of reproducing.
PS Evolution doesn't work that way because gay sex doesn't result in new offspring, remember, that's one of your arguments against it...
Wouldnt homosexuals evolve a vegans in? were there ass is.
I assume this illiterate is trying to say "a vagina where their ass is".
No. That would be Lamarckism, not evolution. It was disproved over a century ago. If that worked, Jewish men would be born circumcised.
Here's a clue: learn evolution first, then criticize it.
What?
Kudos on the misspelling. Made my day.
However, the stupidity and bigotry made me weep for future generations.
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congratulations, you win a prize, you will find in the nearest wall socket, I recommend digging it out with a knife.
That's not how evolution works. Traits get passed down by people who survived and breed to the next generation. I don't think any reasoning will get you to jump on the evolution side as you will continue to refuse to acknowledge any solid evidence of evolution and instead try to raise doubt with painfully ignorant questions.
For those having difficulties, "vegans" is "vagina" in fundie language.
I actually had a conversation with this mental giant (davidgran1967), where he did use the correct spelling "vagina". And, quite amusingly, when in my answer I used his spelling "vegans" he called me a fucktard who couldn't write.
No, because gay men couldn't reproduce for thousands of years, meaning they wouldn't evolve, therefore they wouldn't be able to grow vegans, or vegetarians for that matter.
Furthermore, that's just dumb. Where would the poop come out?
Wouldnt homosexuals evolve a vegans in? were there ass is.
Not all homosexuals are vegans. And what does being vegan have to do with your ass?
Or are you trying to type "vagina"? Look, gay guys are not women. They're gay men. Your sexual prefrence has to do with your brain, not your body.
I don't think evolving a vagina in the ass would help the human race survive at all. In fact, it doesn't seem like it would even work...
Plus, there is already a G-spot in the ass, so..
What's wrong with having a vegan in your ass, or a meat eater for that matter? As long as you enjoy it and you aren't hurting anyone, you have vegans, vegetarians, meat eaters, or any variety of dietarilly inclined people in your ass.
What the flaming hell is a "vegans in?". If it's meant to be vagina, dare I point the obvious that a person with one of those is usually called a "woman." A man with a vagina is generally a bit contradictory, wouldn't you say? A bit like a fundie with a brain.
Maybe I misunderstood. Such mangling of the English language confuses me.
No because the anus is already a perfect tool for sexual intercorse. Thats why for thousands of years Animals (e.g Humans) have had anal sex, aswell as many other forms of sex...its natural get the fuck over it.
I am amazed I even undestood what you were talking about. I must have a good fucktard-stupid-shit filter.
Why would vegans live in a person's ass?What would they eat?This post is so weird if you interpret it based on the exact wording.
"were the ass is" So did the ass not exist before now or does it not exist now?
Humans have been on Earth for hundreds of thousands of years. Homosexuality is older than humans. Homosexuality is a safety valve against over-population, and an extra set of care-takers if something happens to parents. This is what they have evolved to do, stupid.
Why would lesbians evolve a second vagina? (I guess that’s what you meant with “a vegans”.) Oh, you forgot about the existence of lesbians, did you? Well, you’re not the first, nor will you be the last
Besides, not all gay men have anal sex, but a lot of straight people have anal sex.
Your appalling grammar and spelling is disrespect to people with normal intelligence.
Confused?
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