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We just need to make AIDS airborne, itll wipe out everyone but pure blooded northern europeans with the AIDS immunity gene

FromTheRiver, Chimpout 56 Comments [8/13/2009 8:51:30 PM]
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DevilsChaplain

AIDS immunity gene?

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8/13/2009 9:02:07 PM

Anonymos25

I didn't know Marvels Mutants Were Real?

8/13/2009 10:01:12 PM

Zipperback

Right...

You know, the whole terrorist supervirus from teh middle east was insanely overblown but it was vaguely plausible.

Chimpout uses would have to to combine the entirety of their scientific knowledge to grow mold on a slice of cheese for an elementary school science project.

8/13/2009 10:43:35 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Can I test your nordic immunity gene by injecting you with a HIV infected dirty needle from the local needle exchange?

8/13/2009 10:50:43 PM

HoJuSimpson

*scratches head*

Man, is this a poe site??

*crosses fingers*

8/13/2009 11:02:30 PM



In that case, try changing the entire human race as we know it. Tough job though.

8/13/2009 11:08:53 PM



The problem is, there is no AIDS inmunity gene. Scandinavia has its share of infected people too.

8/13/2009 11:10:13 PM

necronomikron

You cannot make AIDS airborne. You can, however, make HIV airborne. He is correct that there is a gene that a minority of people carry that effectively makes them immune to HIV.

It's a minority of people, even within that race, so... you're gonna wipe out 95% of people on this planet. Good luck with that.

8/13/2009 11:41:12 PM

Vesper

There is in fact a small population that appear to be immune (or at least very resistant) to HIV. Unfortunately for this whitey, the discovery of this was made among African sex workers.

8/14/2009 12:38:15 AM

aaa

Oh, dear. Maniacs with a plan to kill a lot of people.

8/14/2009 3:40:36 AM

LDM

Guess again, moron.

8/14/2009 4:29:09 AM

Haseri

I'd like to see these 'pure blooded nothern europeans'.

8/14/2009 5:40:45 AM

Zits

FBI...Are you reading?

8/14/2009 7:02:01 AM

Misty

...Maybe someone should give him AIDS. Just to point out he's not immune. There is no immunity to AIDS.

Wait, I won't wish that. I'm not a cruel jackass like him. I don't wish A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH upon someone, no matter how evil.

8/14/2009 7:13:48 AM

yertul

no happening. anyway why would you want to shrink you gene pool?

8/14/2009 9:23:59 AM

Pickle

LOL, several things wrong with this:

1. HIV turns into AIDS. Sorry, can't have AIDS in a bottle champ. No such thing as "INSTA-AIDS!!1!(tm)"

2. You know with anti viral medications, everyone can survive and continue to breed. HIV/AIDS isn't as much of a death sentence as it used to be. It is possible using different birth procedures to give birth to a child without HIV/AIDS

3. You wanna get rid of the Italians, Greeks and other Southern Europeans who helped bring you all the technology (along with well, the rest of the world) you racist boneheads brag about the inferior "negros" not having?

8/14/2009 10:31:32 AM

Kat

"...but pure blooded northern europeans with the AIDs Immunity gene. "


Riiiighht. Hate to break it to ya FromTheRiver, but there are people of Scandinavian decent living with AIDS in Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Denmark, and elsewhere on this planet.

Don't believe me? Well read 'em (if you can) and weep this:

http://www.euro.who.int/aids/ctryinfo/overview/20060118_14

http://www.euro.who.int/aids/ctryinfo/overview/20060118_42

http://www.euro.who.int/aids/ctryinfo/overview/20060118_31

http://www.euro.who.int/aids/ctryinfo/overview/20060118_12

http://www.euro.who.int/aids

8/14/2009 10:38:17 AM

Churchy La Femme

Hah. Obviously doesn't know that Patient Zero was a Canadian flight attendant of northern european stock.

8/14/2009 10:42:41 AM

Antichrist

Northern Europeans are AIDS resistant?



@ Churchy La Femme
I was going to correct you and say it was an American flight attendant. Good thing I RESEARCH (word FromTheRiver should look up)

Fucking Air Canada, they really are out to destroy the world.

8/14/2009 10:58:21 AM

Ajax

There is actually a gene. It also makes you immune to the Bubonic Plague. But its not very many people.

HIV going airborne would have 1 good thing about it tho. Wed really get going with HIV research and probably find a cure within 10 years. In any case we wouldnt all die out since its a slow disease and now they can reduce transmission through pregnancy by about 90%.

But I dont want a virus slowly destroying my immune system so I hope that doesnt happen but virus mutations happen all the time so scary thing is it could happen any time.

8/14/2009 12:14:17 PM

Callahan

Good thing is: We dont have to learn a new acronym for the Airborne ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome

8/14/2009 12:24:32 PM

Eimiilove

Your stupidity, it hurts my brain. Do you even know what AIDS actually is, or did you just pick up the acronym from a conversation happening near you?

8/14/2009 11:14:37 PM

Papabear

And you know you have this gene because you've been having unsafe gay sex with multiple HIV-positive partners 7 nights per week for the last 6 years and don't have AIDS yet?

8/15/2009 5:16:51 PM

Yama the Space Fish

88, are you proposing the extinction of bonobos as well?

8/15/2009 7:46:45 PM

Max

@ Delirium the Pope is also responcable with his complete disregard towards birth control (I know condoms are not 100% effective against AIDS/HIV but they do cut the risk of infection)

8/17/2009 8:10:57 AM
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