Atheists don't try to apply their dogmatic beliefs to the lives of the? people? What's global warming then?
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"Atheists don't try to apply their dogmatic beliefs to the lives of the? people?"
I've yet to see an atheist knock on my door at seven in the morning to tell me how wonderful my life would be if I'd just accept that there is no god.
I've also yet to see any atheist or group of atheists try to push through legislation based solely on the claim that no god exists, therefore that particular law should exist.
"What's global warming then?"
Something of which you know nothing about, apparently.
Ok seriously, what? is with the random! punctuation
When you complete a typed thought if you voice tone rises up or you used a who, what, when, where, or why in the thought, use the '?' punctuation mark. If the statment is plain use the '.' punctuation mark. If you are angry or excited and want to express it in type, use the '!' punctuation mark and not Caps Lock. You can even use the '!' multiple times, but I say keep it at a maximum of five for good taste.
By the way, there are theists that believe that global warming is happening and no they weren't "brainwashed" by the vast Atheist conspriacy or whatever you think.
Have Fundies lost the ability to use question marks properly? I've been seeing a lot of random question marks in the posts lately.
Global warming is a scientifically proven condition not a dogmatic belief. Thanks for playing. Now go away.
(@ Kat)
Actually, the random question marks aren't the OP's fault. As I recall, it's due to a glitch in this site's Public Admin system. I may be wrong about what it actually is, but I've heard it said more than once that the people whose quotes are posted here aren't the ones doing that.
You do realize there's Christians that understand global warming is happening?
Oh right, they're not "TRUE CHRISTIANS".
Edit:
The random question marks are caused by the system. Although, why the hell he has "people" in quotation marks is beyond me.
Hello, I am the king of the Atheati, a secret organisation developed to exterminate all religion and place humans in a matrix-like stasis for future generations of atheist communist robots who will rule over the universe forever and ever.
Our goals are to teach teh EBULUTION and teh GLOBBL WARRING! And then we take over teh CHUUURCCH and maek bad sex?!?!?!
Funny, I haven't ever heard anything about Global Warming being atheist, or religious, as it's a science backed occurrence.
Atheists don't try to apply their dogmatic beliefs to the lives of the? people?
That's right, except for the part of "dogmatic beliefs". Atheism has neither tenets nor beliefs and therefore has nothing to be dogmatic about. Just because you say it does doesn't mean you are right, it just means that your understanding of atheism is deeply flawed, or that you are just Lying for Jesus(TM) as usual.
What's global warming then?
Oh, fuck me running! Global warming is not an idea exclusive to atheists, in fact atheist likely make up the smallest demographic of people who believe global warming. Not all atheist "believe" in global warming and not all proponents of global warming are atheists. To think that global warming is some sort of tenet to, or prerequisite for atheist is pure intellectual laziness. It's also just about the most pathetic display of willful ignorance that I have ever seen. The very fact that I share a gene pool with the likes of you disgust me.
Concern for the planet is a GOOD thing, you know, for future generations.
Or, in terms you'll actually understand:
The Earth is DYING! Won't somebody think of the CHILDREN?!
Global warming is potentially the biggest abortionist ever. It will "murder" all future "unborn babies", if it is left unchecked.
Does that perhaps makes sense to you?
Global Warming is now a belief? I thought it was an established fact. I must start a temple of Global Warming at once and sacrifice ice cubes (in gin, of course) as a kind of holy communion liqueur. Hail the God of Global Warming....glug, glug! Hic!
AAARGH, raaar, Global Warmings iz SCIENCE, atiest, atee...grr, God haters are...sciency, yeah!!! Science, science, science...SIX SIX SIX, science is DEVIL, science BAD, CRUSH SCIENCE, RAAAARGH!
YouTube Xtian troll logic.
Ah another definition to add to the Fundies to English Dictionary. Apparently Athiesm, Healthcare, Fascism, Satanism, Global Warming, Islam, Wicca, and Communism are all the same definition.
I left a note to this same idiot. I mentioned that "I can't go to lunch at Denny's with you today, it's Ramadan" is not the same thing as "Become a Muslim or else."
His response was "Denny's? Is that some kind of strip club?" Love how he automatically assumed that whatever I mentioned would be related to sex.
Yet, according to him, I'm the one who has mental problems! Yeah, you keep thinking all those dirty, sexy thoughts about infidels, you sick puppy.
I've been trying to justify Islam in the eyes of my fundie dad, but angry, sex-crazed, bigoted morons like faro0485 are NOT making that job easy!
Okay, you caught us. Global warming is caused by that big hole we're digging to the center of the Earth to prove that there is no Hell. Our bad. Sorry. We should have just conveniently reinterpreted the dogma that instructs us to stay out of foxholes. We haven't had the kind of practice that you guys have had. Won't happen again....
Zabimaru
"It's funny how so many think that things that evolution, environmentalism and anything that we discover through science is "atheist dogma". "
To be fair, while global warming is something we've discovered through science, environmentalism is not. Environmentalism is a political and philosophical stance which strives to preserve the environment in more-or-less the state that it is now. No science discovered this, and science cannot answer whether it's "right" or "wrong" (although it can answer questions like "how will the wild chimpanzee population be impacted by rising global average temperatures?" or "how will the supply of raw materials for pharmaceutical X be impacted if plant species Y becomes endangered?").
You know...I find it funny. We ask that they just conserve energy a little, and try and recycle, and they act as though we're imposing the world on them. Hoever, they demand homosexuals change a fundamental facet of who they are for no reason other than to appease their own morality, and act as though it's little more than an inconvenience to the evil homosexual. Hypocrisy much?
Atheists don't try to lick their elbows.
Actually some might after reading that, but that is still a non-sequitur.
Confused?
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