What a grumpy whiner. Obviously he's never had a pet himself.
If heaven is truly heaven, then it's a place of happiness...and some people couldn't be happy without their pet.
12/8/2005 8:13:11 PM
Animals have brains, just dissect one and find out.
Except for ones like jellyfish, of course.
12/8/2005 9:17:09 PM
If I go to heaven, I don't want to hear you.
12/8/2005 9:20:28 PM
\"I think fundy's are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain\"
7/3/2006 10:42:06 AM
Don't worry Sky77 - you're definitely not going to heaven!
7/4/2006 2:33:41 AM
How can heaven be a good place if it doesn't have fluffy little kittens?
7/4/2006 3:27:50 AM
12/28/2006 7:20:54 PM
Eric the Blue
The only thing that makes me believe in an afterlife is knowing that my dogs will be able to play and bark to their hearts' content.
Dogs come closer to Jesus's command to love one another than almost any \"Christian\" I have met.
12/28/2006 8:04:56 PM
I think it would be poetic justice if this guy got mauled to death by a pack of stray pit bulls. But that's just me.
12/29/2006 4:29:50 AM
If my little doggie Daisy can't get into heaven, I don't want to go. :(
12/29/2006 4:50:37 AM
I think someone got bitten by the family dog when they were young.
1/16/2007 1:16:57 AM
Cousin Ted, you are a man after my own heart :)
1/16/2007 1:30:07 AM
\"I think animals are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain.\"
And you are wrong.
1/16/2007 2:38:42 AM
Come on, you made that up didn't you? Thus you see how the bible was written. People just pulling shit out of their asses to control others as they see things, then saying God told them to write it.
1/16/2007 4:52:12 AM
If there aren't any pets in heaven, then it's not heaven and I don't want to go.
1/16/2007 6:08:50 AM
Yeah! If Toby isn't there, then I ain't goin'
1/16/2007 9:14:10 AM
This is an example of someone who has never had a pet, or a girlfriend and apparently doesn't have much of a mind, either.
1/18/2007 2:53:01 AM
When I go to Heavan I don't wanna hear fundies barking.
1/29/2007 6:32:53 PM
I honestly don't trust people who don't like animals.
1/29/2007 7:53:04 PM
i think your are stupid, mindless beasts who has no brain.
1/29/2007 9:13:14 PM
If you go to heaven? Now there's an interesting little slip.
1/29/2007 9:13:58 PM
\"Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking.\"
If there is a god and a heaven, I'm sure he's saying the same thing about fundies.
1/30/2007 3:52:33 AM
I think fundies are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. See, I fixed it for you!
2/8/2007 9:00:34 PM
Someday, the dogs in heaven are going to piss on this guy while he's in hell.
3/30/2009 5:13:56 PM
I think chirstians are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. The reason why they dislike you five minutes after talking too you is because they disagree with you! There is no way that christians can get into heaven. Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear christians bitching.
3/30/2009 5:20:08 PM