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#6477
Gadren
What a grumpy whiner. Obviously he's never had a pet himself.
If heaven is truly heaven, then it's a place of happiness...and some people couldn't be happy without their pet.
12/8/2005 8:13:11 PM
#6503
Darth Wang
Animals have brains, just dissect one and find out.
Except for ones like jellyfish, of course.
12/8/2005 9:17:09 PM
#6509
Sierra
If I go to heaven, I don't want to hear you.
12/8/2005 9:20:28 PM
#48915
Redhunter
\"I think fundy's are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain\"
I agree.
7/3/2006 10:42:06 AM
#49161
Julian
Don't worry Sky77 - you're definitely not going to heaven!
7/4/2006 2:33:41 AM
#49193
CousinTed
How can heaven be a good place if it doesn't have fluffy little kittens?
HOW???
7/4/2006 3:27:50 AM
#128713
Adrian
12/28/2006 7:20:54 PM
#128740
Eric the Blue
The only thing that makes me believe in an afterlife is knowing that my dogs will be able to play and bark to their hearts' content.
Dogs come closer to Jesus's command to love one another than almost any \"Christian\" I have met.
12/28/2006 8:04:56 PM
#129063
Joe
I think it would be poetic justice if this guy got mauled to death by a pack of stray pit bulls. But that's just me.
12/29/2006 4:29:50 AM
#129076
Katherine
If my little doggie Daisy can't get into heaven, I don't want to go. :(
12/29/2006 4:50:37 AM
#139926
Lizz
I think someone got bitten by the family dog when they were young.
1/16/2007 1:16:57 AM
#139940
Rahab
Cousin Ted, you are a man after my own heart :)
1/16/2007 1:30:07 AM
#139976
richard skidmark
\"I think animals are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain.\"
And you are wrong.
1/16/2007 2:38:42 AM
#140016
BurntBush
Come on, you made that up didn't you? Thus you see how the bible was written. People just pulling shit out of their asses to control others as they see things, then saying God told them to write it.
1/16/2007 4:52:12 AM
#140031
miceandfigs
If there aren't any pets in heaven, then it's not heaven and I don't want to go.
1/16/2007 6:08:50 AM
#140102
BurntBush
Yeah! If Toby isn't there, then I ain't goin'
1/16/2007 9:14:10 AM
#141451
Beccs
This is an example of someone who has never had a pet, or a girlfriend and apparently doesn't have much of a mind, either.
1/18/2007 2:53:01 AM
#148863
Esjeur
When I go to Heavan I don't wanna hear fundies barking.
1/29/2007 6:32:53 PM
#148895
SaneChick
I honestly don't trust people who don't like animals.
1/29/2007 7:53:04 PM
#148909
dave whipple
i think your are stupid, mindless beasts who has no brain.
1/29/2007 9:13:14 PM
#148911
Doctor Whom
If you go to heaven? Now there's an interesting little slip.
1/29/2007 9:13:58 PM
#149086
Beccs
\"Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking.\"
If there is a god and a heaven, I'm sure he's saying the same thing about fundies.
1/30/2007 3:52:33 AM
#157292
Darwin's AK-47
I think fundies are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. See, I fixed it for you!
2/8/2007 9:00:34 PM
#931660
Ian
Someday, the dogs in heaven are going to piss on this guy while he's in hell.
3/30/2009 5:13:56 PM
#931664
Tiny Jeebus
I think chirstians are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. The reason why they dislike you five minutes after talking too you is because they disagree with you! There is no way that christians can get into heaven. Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear christians bitching.
3/30/2009 5:20:08 PM
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