[On whether cute little pets go to heaven when they die]
I think animals are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. The reason why they like you five minutes after scolding them is because the forgot what happened! There is no way that animals can get into heaven. Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking.
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"Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking."
If there is a god and a heaven, I'm sure he's saying the same thing about fundies.
I think chirstians are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. The reason why they dislike you five minutes after talking too you is because they disagree with you! There is no way that christians can get into heaven. Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear christians bitching.
Projection, perhaps. Maybe it's you who are a stupid mindless beast with no brain.
My cats certainly have both brains and memory, the readhead knows exactly what you can do with a spraybottle, it's enough to shake it, and he's off. When you rattle the chain on the laser pointer he comes running and wants to chase the little red dot.
At least this dolt seems to know that his/her ascent to heaven is not written in stone, there is still a doubt.
A subset of pit bulls give a bad name to dogs in general.
A subset of 'Christians' ditto to humans.
Ergo, fundies are the crazed pit bulls of humanity.
There is no chance that you need to worry about hearing dogs barking in heaven, although not for a reason that you'd like.
In any case, I'd rather spend eternity listening to dogs yapping, cats fighting, and donkeys braying than listening to you idiot fundies.
"I think animals are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain."
I've learned to never trust anyone who doesn't like animals (after all, it's one of the reasons why the lady in my life fell for me; that, and we both like manga & anime). Animal-hating fundies are stupid, mindless subhumans who have no brain. And therefore have no right to be respected, never mind trusted.
"Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking."
Didn't you know, Sky77?
All Dogs Go To Heaven.
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@CousinTed
"How can heaven be a good place if it doesn't have fluffy little kittens?"
RAmen to that. His Noodlyness will ensure there's plenty of canines & felines to provide all those Touched By His Noodly Appendage, whilst partaking of the beer volcano & the output from the stripper factory, with love & lols (especially teh kittehs).
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