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I'll say anything I damn well please and when I please against you little commie twerps and your attempts to nationalize my and my family's healthcare. I can't wait until one of them comes near my house with malice a forethought towards my family.

If they want a warning, I'll give them one. Look for my flag:



"Every one who knows the Texans, or who has heard of them, would naturally conclude that they never would submit to be disarmed. Any government that would attempt to disarm its people is despotic; and any people that would submit to it deserves to be slaves!"


This flag will be flying high in my yard when these little libtard weenies dare come near my house threatin' to crush my family. Whichever one of em' can still crawl after I fill'em with a few hundred rounds, I'll hand them a mop and bucket so they can wipe up whatever's left of their little commie comrades. Bring it on you little leftist shits!

Clingtomyguns, Moonbattery 131 Comments [8/16/2009 8:26:23 AM]
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Crocz

Def. batshit, but nothing implying religiousness. Perhaps a general nutter category is in order?

8/16/2009 8:30:10 AM

Blackvoice

Random Overkill in 3, 2...

8/16/2009 8:35:10 AM

GigaGuess

Someone's overcompensating... [/singsong]

8/16/2009 8:36:07 AM



Ok, if you want to have a very serious illness and die because it´s not covered, ok, but don´t start to be paranoid.

8/16/2009 8:36:20 AM

Zabimaru

I'm very confused here. Why would they come to his house to nationalize his healthcare?

And I love how these people get so extremely angry as soon as there is any talk about something that could help everyone. It's heartwarming to see.

8/16/2009 8:37:20 AM

Dr. Killjoy

Wait, how did we go from talking about national healthcare to talking about guns to talking about crushing families?

Also: You'll never do any favors for gun ownership rights by acting like this. Please stop embarrassing those of us who own guns but are still sensible people.

8/16/2009 8:43:06 AM

Horsefeathers

"I'll say anything I damn well please and when I please against you little commie twerps and your attempts to nationalize my and my family's healthcare."

I find the bravado behind such musings quite entertaining. You puff up your chest and strut around over fucking health care but if you ever had to stand up to someone, or some idea, that was an actual threat you'd probably wet yourself and hide behind mommy.

"I can't wait until one of them comes near my house with malice a forethought towards my family."

Malice? Saying, "Hey, let's make sure everyone has access to quality medical treatment" is not "malice" you jackass.

"If they want a warning, I'll give them one. Look for my flag:"

You really have no idea how asinine that is, do you? You want them to "come and get it" so that when they do you can be proved "right" and if they don't "come and get it" then you can pat yourself on the back and claim you scared them off.

You're a joke.

""Every one who knows the Texans, or who has heard of them, would naturally conclude that they never would submit to be disarmed. Any government that would attempt to disarm its people is despotic; and any people that would submit to it deserves to be slaves!""

Please. Go take your trite bullshit elsewhere.

"This flag will be flying high in my yard when these little libtard weenies dare come near my house threatin' to crush my family."

Where the hell are you getting this shit?

"Whichever one of em' can still crawl after I fill'em with a few hundred rounds, I'll hand them a mop and bucket so they can wipe up whatever's left of their little commie comrades. Bring it on you little leftist shits!"

Shouldn't you be on a compound in the wilds of Montana with all the other militia nuts? Or did you guys open a branch in Texas?

8/16/2009 8:43:54 AM

Dr. Waldorf X

No, nevermind that most people are well aware that gun control is a lost cause.

Also, @Crocz, it doesn't have to be religious to be fundie.

8/16/2009 8:45:02 AM

Caustic Gnostic

I don't think the Illuminati appreciate being called "little leftist shits". You might have an automatic weapon, but they have black helicopters 'n' napalm 'n' Predator drones, oh my.

8/16/2009 8:48:34 AM

Thundersqueaks

Nationalized healthcare =/= banning gun ownership.

Also...


8/16/2009 8:50:32 AM

aaa

I don't think your AR-15 is going to impress anybody in the local police department.

8/16/2009 9:02:14 AM

Fangirl

On behalf of all of Texas, I apologize for this asshole. Holy fucking shit.

8/16/2009 9:04:06 AM

Professor Cold Heart

Yeah, just look where that attitude got David Kordesh.

8/16/2009 9:08:26 AM

Aethernaut

Overreact much there, internet toughguy?

8/16/2009 9:19:01 AM

Sisyphus

Looks like we need a new sub heading at FSTDT.... Assholes say the Darndest Things

8/16/2009 9:22:20 AM

EvoPagan

What? That darky in the White House is trying to make it so that my uninsured neighbor can see a doctor and have surgery without having to file bankruptcy?

TYRANNY! OPPRESSION!! PERSECUTION!!! AND THEN THEY WANT TO RAPE MY BABIES!!!1!1 IM FROM TEXAS GOD DAMN IT, LOOK AT MY COCK! I'LL FUCKING BEAT THOSE BASTARDS TO DEATH WITH MY COCK!!!! TEXAS PERSECUTION NATIONALIZED HEALTHCARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

8/16/2009 9:26:55 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Clingtomyguns. Good screen name. That's exactly what this pathetic loser is doing, clinging like a scared baby. These guys talk tough, but all they do is express their fears. If they didn't act like jerks, I'd almost feel sorry for them wasting their miserable little lives living in fear of someone taking away their security blanket.


@Thundersqueaks - I am soooo stealing that picture! Good one.

8/16/2009 9:33:07 AM

Ken

Hello, Mr. Stereotype.

8/16/2009 9:34:12 AM

Skyknight

Do you get the feeling this is the sort of person who thinks it's impossible to be allied to a third choice other than unalloyed left and unalloyed right?

I'm afraid to ask what he thinks of Europe (q.v. Obama actually being a smidge to the right of center when you take the world entire into account)...

8/16/2009 9:43:03 AM

BobsOldSocks

Awww, ain't he cute when he tries to play with the grown ups? Who's a precious little internet tough guy, then? Yes you are! Yes you are!

8/16/2009 9:44:48 AM

El Zorro

No one gives a fuck about you or your guns, Clingtomyguns.

8/16/2009 9:48:22 AM

Thinking Allowed

"Whichever one of em' can still crawl after I fill'em with a few hundred rounds, I'll hand them a mop and bucket so they can wipe up whatever's left of their little commie comrades. Bring it on you little leftist shits!"

In the meantime, the police will be arresting you for murder. Big talk behind the keyboard, but it wouldn't surprise me if in reality he wouldn't even have the guts to take a picket sign and hold a protest in front of the White House or the Capitol Building.

8/16/2009 9:52:31 AM

Lucilius

Hmmm ... I'm seeing a 350-pound unemployed high school dropout with a two-inch dick, who just got turned down by the KKK for being too dumb and unstable.

8/16/2009 9:57:19 AM



What does nationalizing health care have to do with gun rights?

8/16/2009 10:09:11 AM

Burning Stake

Hey, dumbass, thanks for being so retarded that you can't take two minutes to google the President's plan on healthcare and see it does not call for socialization of medicine. The only consolation that comes from this kind of stupidity is, indeed, a shameful one: I hope that by the time we do finally get a national healthcare option, which your grandchildren will love, they will realize what a dumbass you were to oppose it and hate you for it, or, 2) even more shameful: You have a debilitating injury, which requires you to go deep into debt and banrupt, and then you will see how important options on healthcare are.

Then again, it could be a Poe, with the userhandle, even at that site.

Oh, and the reason for this angry rant is because: I just read online that the President is considering revoking his whole healthcare plan because of pig-ignorant guys like this with no knowledge of the President's actual plan. Hope you have insurance, jackass...On second thought, no, I hope you don't. *is admittedly a little ashamed for wishing that, but still...*

ETA: Actually, you'd think a guy like this would want a public option so that when he and his friends Bubba and Jimbo go off to get drunk and go hunting in the woods.... ;)

8/16/2009 10:15:59 AM
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