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Creation has been unanimously proven. The guy who made it (God Almighty, The Great I AM) said "I made it". No one has been able to prove Him wrong at any single thing and He's been right about everything He has ever said. There are a lot of people who despite this utterly perfect track record however, choose not to take Him at His word. Thus, we have evolution and all sorts of zany man-made ideas. Funny thing about mankind is that man is constantly wrong about everything either through ignorance or willful rebellion.

I'm sticking with my Lord Jesus and His flawless and all knowing perfection at everything VS the utter failure of mankind at everything.

TimothyK, Rapture Ready 91 Comments [8/17/2009 6:26:49 PM]
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13rats

"Funny thing about mankind is that man is constantly wrong about everything either through ignorance or willful rebellion."

Hey, you actually got something right! Fundies like you deny evolution, et. al. through willful ignorance and rebellion against facts and the general scientific community.

8/17/2009 6:29:31 PM



I'm sticking with my Lord Jesus and His flawless and all knowing perfection at everything VS the utter failure of mankind at everything.

You mean like this post?

8/17/2009 6:40:31 PM

DevilsChaplain

La la la la la I can't hear you la la la la la no evidence for evolution la la la la la!

8/17/2009 6:43:27 PM

RavenWood

Utter fail in first 5 words. No point in reading any further.

8/17/2009 6:44:36 PM

Blackvoice

The denial, it's like an avalanche.

8/17/2009 6:47:22 PM

Ken

I think it's just sad that you people have no faith in your fellow man just because you've been brainwashed into thinking we're useless pieces of crap.

8/17/2009 6:57:36 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

Then why didn't god show up at the Dover trial? Perfect time to go on the record and set everyone straight. Too bad the all powerful can't keep a court date.

8/17/2009 7:04:09 PM

Zoo

The origin of the world/life is not decided by majority vote, and the vote is hardly unanimous. That, and you're just asserting a bunch of things that have not actually been proven. We have to start with proving his existence.

8/17/2009 7:04:29 PM

Mog

Alright. Prove God exists.

No, really. I'm waiting.

And you can't use circular logic, like "the universe exists, so God must have made it." You're already using God to prove creationism, so you can't use creationism to prove God.

8/17/2009 7:06:47 PM

uvauva2

Those utterly failed humans whose technology you are using to write that tripe...

Next time try praying instead. I recommend you do it in the middle of a thunderstorm. Bring metal with you.

8/17/2009 7:08:38 PM

moose

"Creation has been unanimously proven"

Ah....I dont think so. That word unanimously meany everybody. And I dont think your creation nonsense has been proven. So...wrong on that one.

As far as all your gawd is "right about everything he ever said" and had a "perfect track record" et al....I offer the following points:

Matthew 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
Well...jesus didnt come back in that generation. Nothing got fulfilled. Sorry.
Isaiah 52:1 Awake, awake; put on thy strength, O Zion; put on thy beautiful garments, O Jerusalem, the holy city: for henceforth there shall no more come into thee the uncircumcised and the unclean.
Sorry again, there are uncircumcised people living in Jerusalem today.
"Funny thing about mankind is that man is constantly wrong about everything either through ignorance or willful rebellion."
Yes...good statement, you are a perfect example of its truth.

8/17/2009 7:14:22 PM



Whoever the fuck clicked "Meh" on this quote has issues....

8/17/2009 7:14:51 PM

Doubting Thomas

Who was it said something about keep repeating a lie often enough and people will believe it as truth. I would like to see where creationism was proven. It wouldn't even have to be unanimous, just one shred of evidence that's incontrovertible.

The bible is not a valid source.

8/17/2009 7:19:42 PM



No one has been able to prove Him wrong at any single thing and He's been right about everything He has ever said.

Didn't his son that was also him say the world world end within the generation that was alive at the time? Is it not 20 centeries later?

Oh does that make me the 1st bloke to ever to catch him out? No? Oh bugger?

8/17/2009 7:23:41 PM

Thinking Allowed

So bats do have feathers?

8/17/2009 7:25:52 PM

Dr. Razark

"No one has been able to prove Him wrong at any single thing and He's been right about everything He has ever said."

Class, all together now... Bats aren't birds! (among other things...)

By the way, which creation has been proven? Genesis 1 or 2?

So, who's the next contestant on "Disprove that Deity"?

8/17/2009 7:28:33 PM

Zoo

1008029: I've accidentally clicked meh on a quote before trying to click in the username box. Not saying whoever it was did the same necessarily, but it's really not hard to do.

8/17/2009 7:29:33 PM

Thinking Allowed


8/17/2009 7:30:50 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

I feel it to be my duty that if mankind is wrong in everything he has ever done:
1. You're wrong abotu Jesus
2. Listen to womankind.

8/17/2009 7:33:34 PM



Funny how God is a man made concept huh?

8/17/2009 7:39:21 PM

atrasicarius

There are some insects wondering where their extra pair of legs came from...

8/17/2009 7:43:18 PM

WMDKitty

Speaking of utter failure....

8/17/2009 7:45:10 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Why are you so prideful while at the same time demeaning humanity as a whole (which includes you)?

8/17/2009 7:53:55 PM

Alethe

Creation has been unanimously proven.

Actually, folks, this is correct. No one can deny (except maybe solipsists) that something exists. The disagreement is over how that something came to be...

8/17/2009 8:01:58 PM

Horsefeathers

"Creation has been unanimously proven."

Every piece of scientific evidence ever collected says otherwise. Doesn't sound too unanimous to me.

"The guy who made it (God Almighty, The Great I AM) said "I made it"."

Yeah? When? Where?

Don't say "Da Babble!" or I'll be forced to smack the stupid out of you.

"No one has been able to prove Him wrong at any single thing and He's been right about everything He has ever said."

Choose any phrase in your Wholly Babble that is supposed to illuminate some previously unknown scientific principle and I'll show you a completely wrong statement.

"There are a lot of people who despite this utterly perfect track record however, choose not to take Him at His word."

It's nothing personal. I've just found it useful to ignore the ranting and raving of obvious psychotics.

"Thus, we have evolution and all sorts of zany man-made ideas."

Speaking of man made ideas, I present to you--the Bible!

"Funny thing about mankind is that man is constantly wrong about everything either through ignorance or willful rebellion."

Wrong? About everything you say? If you're over the age of 30 you've lived as long as you have due to medicine. If you've ever ridden in a car or flown in a plane you've done so because of engineering and mathematics. All things "man made" that, according to you, are "constantly wrong."

"I'm sticking with my Lord Jesus and His flawless and all knowing perfection at everything VS the utter failure of mankind at everything."

Head to a modern metropolis and look around. See all those buildings? If mankind has failed at everything why do they exist and why aren't we living in caves?

8/17/2009 8:18:50 PM
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