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Smiling with you all and waiting for our ride. Some of the cute remarks in this thread reminded me of what I tell my Wed night preschool class if anyone wants to know what Heaven will be like. I just smile, get in really close and say, " Heaven is prettier than glitter!" Oh the looks on their faces cannot be described. Big wide eyed wows and smiles from ear to ear.
I believe our white robes will be prettier than glitter, as well.
Personally don't care where I am when He comes for us either. Just come, Lord Jesus.

PurpleRobe, RaptureReady 56 Comments [8/19/2009 2:43:31 PM]
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The Skeptic Wept

"Smiling with you all and waiting for our ride. Some of the cute remarks in this thread reminded me of what I tell my Wed night preschool class if anyone wants to know what Heaven will be like. I just smile, get in really close and say, " Heaven is duller than dirt!" Oh the looks on their faces cannot be described."

Fixed.

8/19/2009 2:53:11 PM

Paschal Wagner

So basically, your mental level is that of a pre-schooler.

8/19/2009 2:57:18 PM

D Laurier.

Death cultist.
Drink the fucking koolade already.

8/19/2009 3:02:05 PM

szena

The essential childishness of the RR beliefs is revealed.

8/19/2009 3:05:16 PM

Doubting Thomas

Seriously, "prettier than glitter?" That's the best you could come up with?

Frankly I find nature here on earth "prettier than glitter," but that's me.

8/19/2009 3:07:36 PM



Personally don't care where I am when He comes for us either. Just come, Lord Jesus.

...que the 70s porn music...

8/19/2009 3:38:37 PM

Godbuster

I hate glitter. It gets stuck everywhere and no matter how often you wash your hair, it stays and it sticks and it's annoying and it's usually worn by sluts and...

8/19/2009 3:42:32 PM

Horsefeathers

"Some of the cute remarks in this thread reminded me of what I tell my Wed night preschool class if anyone wants to know what Heaven will be like."

I hope this is a Christian school...

"I just smile, get in really close and say, " Heaven is prettier than glitter!""

Well then. That doesn't say anything at all, does it?

"Oh the looks on their faces cannot be described."

I'll bet. But not for the reason you think.

"Big wide eyed wows and smiles from ear to ear."

That's the universal expression people get from having just been told something incredibly stupid by the putz in front of them.

They're wide-eyed in disbelief that an adult could be so stupid and smiling because they either can barely contain their laughter or are just trying not to agitate the crazy person.

"I believe our white robes will be prettier than glitter, as well."

You're a regular Shakespeare, aren't ya?

"Personally don't care where I am when He comes for us either. Just come, Lord Jesus."

Any day now...

I'm sure this time.

Really.

8/19/2009 3:44:48 PM

Doctor Whom

Aw, isn't that cute. It's a death cult for preschoolers (and adults on a preschool emotional level).

8/19/2009 3:51:32 PM

enna

Puke!

Raves > heaven. Plus they're real.

8/19/2009 3:54:38 PM

RavenWood

Heaven is better than... Glitter? Glitter is the best you can come up with? Not a ringing endorsement there, buddy.

8/19/2009 4:00:50 PM

EvoPagan

You can have heaven. I like this world just fine, and it will be that much sweeter when your dumb asses are gone.

8/19/2009 4:03:14 PM

Orestes

You know, I actually hope there is a god and a rapture, and he leaves your stupid ass for making such a terrible comparison.

What the fuck is so special about glitter?

8/19/2009 4:23:08 PM

WMDKitty

Oh, fer fuck's sake. I feel so sorry for those kids....

8/19/2009 4:32:17 PM

AXavierB

Glitter? What is pretty about glitter?

8/19/2009 4:32:27 PM

Lainey

Oh god...too much...can't stop laughing...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glitter!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/19/2009 4:40:55 PM

Zeus Almighty

Drats. I was hoping heaven would be better than that weekend I spent snorting cocaine with that hot Brazilian hooker at a beach house.
Imagine how big those kids' eyes would've gotten if you told them THAT?

8/19/2009 4:46:20 PM

A Friend

So heaven is better than a shitty Mariah Carey movie? Shit, heaven blows.

8/19/2009 4:56:18 PM

Old Viking

Glitter is attractive to fundies.

8/19/2009 5:08:08 PM

Clown

This... "person" is allowed near children. That fact is making this post nightmare fuel of the highest order.

8/19/2009 5:21:56 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Prettier than Gary Glitter? That's not saying much.

8/19/2009 5:28:46 PM

Blackvoice

You're one of those humans who get distracted by 'the shiny,' aren't you?

8/19/2009 5:41:15 PM

Deftera

So what? MY heaven has a beer volcano and a stipper factory. All hail the FSM!

8/19/2009 6:03:54 PM

Headache



As in Gary...



8/19/2009 6:06:36 PM

atrasicarius


I believe our white robes will be prettier than glitter, as well.

Had to do it...

8/19/2009 6:30:34 PM
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