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#1008085
DevilsChaplain
Persecute me! Persecute me harder! Cum quickly Lord Jesus!
8/17/2009 9:27:59 PM
#1008090
The Skeptic Wept
"I just can't imagine what would happen if they showed up at our doors and said it's time to go to the "camp". "
More likely they would say "get on the gurney" so they could take you off to the hospital.
8/17/2009 9:35:47 PM
#1008093
Hammurabi
Red flagged by whom? By our government that is overwhelmingly populated by christians? What kind of fucking nutcase are you?
Acquitted, you need to turn off the fox news, log off of RaptureReady, and live in the fucking real world for a few days.
8/17/2009 9:40:18 PM
#1008094
the Colonel
So you hope the rapture happens soon so you and your son can die and go to heaven. And you're afraid for your child's safety...? So am I...
P.s. irony meter go boom!
8/17/2009 9:40:27 PM
#1008097
Dr. Gus
FAPFAPFAP
OH Jeebus! YES I am cumming! [/fundie porn]
8/17/2009 9:44:45 PM
#1008100
Eden
Visiting a psychiatrist is a much better cure for your paranoia than visiting Rapture Forums ;)
8/17/2009 9:47:49 PM
#1008105
EonBlueTriad
Oh I hope He does come soon.
2000+ years and counting...
I wouldn't hold my breath.
8/17/2009 9:53:15 PM
#1008113
DDT
It sucks when your check bounces for christian summer camp and you have to explain it to little Timmy.
8/17/2009 10:16:36 PM
#1008114
wtf
I really want to know what these people are smoking.
8/17/2009 10:17:59 PM
#1008119
Imroy
"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged."
Nobody gives a shit about your rambling letters full of conspiracy theories, your circle-jerk websites, or your annoying little death cult. Get over yourself and get a life.
8/17/2009 10:25:19 PM
#1008121
moose
Yeah, you have probably been "red flagged" as a psycho. I cant imagine what I would think if I were a recipient of one of your letters.
8/17/2009 10:27:04 PM
#1008125
Kat
For the umpteenth time already, if you have read your Bible, you would see that when Jesus Christ returns, it's supposed to come at a complete surprise to you. It should not be anticipated and to do so may actually delay His return.
Also, Jesus Christ is to return on his own time, not when you or anyone else at RaptureReady thinks crap is hitting the fan.
*Sigh* Sadly, I know I am going to be repeating myself again sometime very soon.
@ Zeus Almighty - I think if you go into fundiedom you pretty much loose your ability to think critically and rationally, but not your sanity. My sister knows a lady that was interested in the NFL and watched NFL games, but when she developed paranoid schizophenia, she truly believed that the people in the NFL was after her.
8/17/2009 10:31:47 PM
#1008128
WMDKitty
Oh I hope He does come soon.
Yeah, me too -- I'm tired of all the moaning.
8/17/2009 10:34:49 PM
#1008130
atrasicarius
8/17/2009 10:36:17 PM
#1008133
@DevilsChaplain
Please Sir can I have another!
8/17/2009 10:38:13 PM
#1008136
Dr. Razark
Jesus said he'd be back about 1900 years ago.
Did he miss the alarm clock?
8/17/2009 10:41:38 PM
#1008138
aaa
Paranoia is strong in this person.
8/17/2009 10:44:52 PM
#1008143
Musicalbookworm
If you see a black helicopter, off yourself, it'll be quicker that way.
8/17/2009 10:54:28 PM
#1008147
Mog
These people have to imagine persecution to make their beliefs correct, and then they have the gall to tell any of the minorities to hate that they're not being persecuted?
"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged"
What was it Jesus said about bragging about works? Oh, that's right, you don't follow a word Jesus said - you're a Christian.
8/17/2009 11:00:37 PM
#1008158
Dexter
I will forever be with the Lord! But even so, come Lord Jesus, come! Right now would be good.
Fundie porn...
MfG
8/17/2009 11:25:18 PM
#1008162
RevDG
ooo fstdt AND cstdt
a two-fer!
8/17/2009 11:40:41 PM
#1008164
Jack Bauer
I called my congressman
And he said, quote:
I'd like to help you, son, but
You're too stupid to vote.
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do....
There ain't no cure for the Fundietard Blues.
8/17/2009 11:42:46 PM
#1008170
Ken
Yeah, my parents used to spoon-feed me paranoia, too...
At least they taught us that life on Earth isn't supposed to suck.
8/17/2009 11:55:16 PM
#1008176
Brenz
There is no camp! There is only a public health insurance option that fantasy-world fuckers like you are -- incredibly -- defeating and will then need.
8/18/2009 12:23:08 AM
#1008187
Clown
WTF!
8/18/2009 1:00:02 AM
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