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Oh I hope He does come soon. This world is going down the toilet so fast. I know I shouldn't fear, and I don't for myself, but I have a wife and 8 year old son. It's them that I don't want harm to come to. I just can't imagine what would happen if they showed up at our doors and said it's time to go to the "camp".

With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged. Well, at least I know my eternal security regardless what happens, and therein lies my hope and joy, that I will forever be with the Lord! But even so, come Lord Jesus, come! Right now would be good.

Acquitted, RaptureReady 81 Comments [8/17/2009 9:20:24 PM]
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DevilsChaplain

Persecute me! Persecute me harder! Cum quickly Lord Jesus!

8/17/2009 9:27:59 PM

The Skeptic Wept

"I just can't imagine what would happen if they showed up at our doors and said it's time to go to the "camp". "

More likely they would say "get on the gurney" so they could take you off to the hospital.

8/17/2009 9:35:47 PM

Hammurabi

Red flagged by whom? By our government that is overwhelmingly populated by christians? What kind of fucking nutcase are you?

Acquitted, you need to turn off the fox news, log off of RaptureReady, and live in the fucking real world for a few days.

8/17/2009 9:40:18 PM

the Colonel

So you hope the rapture happens soon so you and your son can die and go to heaven. And you're afraid for your child's safety...? So am I...

P.s. irony meter go boom!

8/17/2009 9:40:27 PM

Dr. Gus

FAPFAPFAP
OH Jeebus! YES I am cumming! [/fundie porn]

8/17/2009 9:44:45 PM

Eden

Visiting a psychiatrist is a much better cure for your paranoia than visiting Rapture Forums ;)

8/17/2009 9:47:49 PM

EonBlueTriad

Oh I hope He does come soon.

2000+ years and counting...

I wouldn't hold my breath.

8/17/2009 9:53:15 PM

DDT

It sucks when your check bounces for christian summer camp and you have to explain it to little Timmy.

8/17/2009 10:16:36 PM

wtf

I really want to know what these people are smoking.

8/17/2009 10:17:59 PM

Imroy

"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged."

Nobody gives a shit about your rambling letters full of conspiracy theories, your circle-jerk websites, or your annoying little death cult. Get over yourself and get a life.

8/17/2009 10:25:19 PM

moose

Yeah, you have probably been "red flagged" as a psycho. I cant imagine what I would think if I were a recipient of one of your letters.

8/17/2009 10:27:04 PM

Kat

For the umpteenth time already, if you have read your Bible, you would see that when Jesus Christ returns, it's supposed to come at a complete surprise to you. It should not be anticipated and to do so may actually delay His return.

Also, Jesus Christ is to return on his own time, not when you or anyone else at RaptureReady thinks crap is hitting the fan.


*Sigh* Sadly, I know I am going to be repeating myself again sometime very soon.


@ Zeus Almighty - I think if you go into fundiedom you pretty much loose your ability to think critically and rationally, but not your sanity. My sister knows a lady that was interested in the NFL and watched NFL games, but when she developed paranoid schizophenia, she truly believed that the people in the NFL was after her.

8/17/2009 10:31:47 PM

WMDKitty

Oh I hope He does come soon.

Yeah, me too -- I'm tired of all the moaning.

8/17/2009 10:34:49 PM

atrasicarius


8/17/2009 10:36:17 PM



@DevilsChaplain

Please Sir can I have another!

8/17/2009 10:38:13 PM

Dr. Razark

Jesus said he'd be back about 1900 years ago.

Did he miss the alarm clock?

8/17/2009 10:41:38 PM

aaa

Paranoia is strong in this person.

8/17/2009 10:44:52 PM

Musicalbookworm

If you see a black helicopter, off yourself, it'll be quicker that way.

8/17/2009 10:54:28 PM

Mog

These people have to imagine persecution to make their beliefs correct, and then they have the gall to tell any of the minorities to hate that they're not being persecuted?

"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged"

What was it Jesus said about bragging about works? Oh, that's right, you don't follow a word Jesus said - you're a Christian.

8/17/2009 11:00:37 PM

Dexter

I will forever be with the Lord! But even so, come Lord Jesus, come! Right now would be good.

Fundie porn...



MfG

8/17/2009 11:25:18 PM

RevDG

ooo fstdt AND cstdt
a two-fer!

8/17/2009 11:40:41 PM

Jack Bauer

I called my congressman
And he said, quote:
I'd like to help you, son, but
You're too stupid to vote.
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do....
There ain't no cure for the Fundietard Blues.

8/17/2009 11:42:46 PM

Ken

Yeah, my parents used to spoon-feed me paranoia, too...

At least they taught us that life on Earth isn't supposed to suck.

8/17/2009 11:55:16 PM

Brenz

There is no camp! There is only a public health insurance option that fantasy-world fuckers like you are -- incredibly -- defeating and will then need.

8/18/2009 12:23:08 AM

Clown

WTF!

8/18/2009 1:00:02 AM
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