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[Fundies fighting each other... No emphasis added.]

Well after seeing this tripe, I now understand that you know nothing of Jesus or the Bible.
Two things:
1) you claim to be a prophet
2) you claim the name of God. Are you claiming to be God?

Your every post is blasphemy. You insult every believer on this board with your cultish lies. You are NOT a christian. You deny the resurrection of Christ, you deny heaven and hell, you embrace the lie of reincarnation instead of any sort of an after life.
[size=14]You are a False Prophet.
You are a False Teacher.
You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, out to deceive the flock.[/size]

[size=28]I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ![/size]

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [8/19/2009 5:15:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 70
Submitted By: Roxolan
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DevilsChaplain

Calm down, fucktard, go take your medication.

8/19/2009 5:26:25 PM

RavenWood

Loud doesn't make you right. It makes you look crazy.

*looks at source*

Well, crazier.

8/19/2009 5:28:24 PM

Scorpius

This was funny,stupid,but funny.

8/19/2009 5:33:34 PM

Blackvoice

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

8/19/2009 5:34:35 PM

demodocos

lol

What are they fighting over anyway? I can't see the thread and I don't want to register there.

8/19/2009 5:38:02 PM

Clown

Well, let's be honest here. With all of their rapture stories and wishfull guesses, this was bound to happen sooner or later. They even have rule to prevent these things, but it proved insufficient.

8/19/2009 5:38:34 PM

Headache

[size=64]I can scream too![/size]

8/19/2009 5:56:39 PM

HoJuSimpson

ROFL. The only thing I love more than the original post would be the comments here.

8/19/2009 6:11:28 PM

Thinking Allowed

Looks like someone is going to get banned from RR.

8/19/2009 6:18:04 PM

John

In fairness, if the person denies the resurrection of Christ, then they really aren't a Christian, since that's a central tenet of all Christian sects, even moderate ones.

8/19/2009 6:22:14 PM

Dr. Razark

@demodocos

"What are they fighting over anyway?"

From a quick check, they're fighting over differing interpretations of the bible.

You know, the same thing different sects have been doing for slightly under 2,000 years.

8/19/2009 6:59:27 PM

GigaGuess

I'M LOUDER, SO I'M RIGHT!

8/19/2009 7:56:33 PM

Vince

alright, when do the inquisition start torturing people?

8/19/2009 8:14:32 PM

Anomaly

From earlier in the thread...

"but how do you know when something is being interpreted correctly and when it isn't? Are you divine? Is there something special about you? There must be, you are professing to be so wise that only YOU know the truth here..."


I need a new irony meter.

8/19/2009 8:19:52 PM

Dr. Gus

Sorry, you already used up all your turn fundie attempts. Now who's rolling initiative?

8/19/2009 8:42:15 PM

Kat

Of course MrMann, you are right because you use CAPS LOCK AND TYPE IN LARGER FONT SIZES.

That always settles an argument on RaptureReady.

8/19/2009 8:52:36 PM

DevilsChaplain

Oh, and by the way Mr Mannn, you worthless pile of shit:

8/19/2009 8:57:18 PM

Ken

... Nutcases.

8/19/2009 9:56:15 PM



@ DevilsChaplain

roflmfao, dammit that left me breathless.

8/19/2009 10:12:25 PM




8/19/2009 10:24:48 PM

aaa

Fundies fight, we get a good laugh out of it.

8/19/2009 10:33:22 PM

DaMentalFunism


8/19/2009 10:46:10 PM

Brian X

Can we distill this and put it in the water for the next round of teabaggery? This would be hilarious.

8/19/2009 11:15:44 PM



So, everybody who doesn´t agree with you, doesn´t accept Jesus Christ and his resurrection. Ok, think for a second, IDIOT, if he didn´t do that, why on earth would be in such a board AND claim to be a prophet?. To make such a thing, prophet or not, you have to be acquianted with the Christian religion.

8/19/2009 11:39:53 PM

Woody

Wow, that was funny. There is nothing I can say here that will make you look more stupid, you did that all by yourself.

8/20/2009 12:17:00 AM
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