[Fundies fighting each other... No emphasis added.]
Well after seeing this tripe, I now understand that you know nothing of Jesus or the Bible.
Two things:
1) you claim to be a prophet
2) you claim the name of God. Are you claiming to be God?
Your every post is blasphemy. You insult every believer on this board with your cultish lies. You are NOT a christian. You deny the resurrection of Christ, you deny heaven and hell, you embrace the lie of reincarnation instead of any sort of an after life.
You are a False Prophet.
You are a False Teacher.
You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, out to deceive the flock.
I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!
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Well, let's be honest here. With all of their rapture stories and wishfull guesses, this was bound to happen sooner or later. They even have rule to prevent these things, but it proved insufficient.
In fairness, if the person denies the resurrection of Christ, then they really aren't a Christian, since that's a central tenet of all Christian sects, even moderate ones.
@demodocos
"What are they fighting over anyway?"
From a quick check, they're fighting over differing interpretations of the bible.
You know, the same thing different sects have been doing for slightly under 2,000 years.
From earlier in the thread...
"but how do you know when something is being interpreted correctly and when it isn't? Are you divine? Is there something special about you? There must be, you are professing to be so wise that only YOU know the truth here..."
I need a new irony meter.
Of course MrMann, you are right because you use CAPS LOCK AND TYPE IN LARGER FONT SIZES.
That always settles an argument on RaptureReady.
So, everybody who doesn´t agree with you, doesn´t accept Jesus Christ and his resurrection. Ok, think for a second, IDIOT, if he didn´t do that, why on earth would be in such a board AND claim to be a prophet?. To make such a thing, prophet or not, you have to be acquianted with the Christian religion.
Bold type, huge fonts and deleting the posts you disagreed with.
All-round fail.
Very amusing seeing MrMann of all people (on RR of all forums) accusing someone of being in an un-Biblical cult though.
POT
KETTLE
YOU GET THE PICTURE
And if that doesn't work you can whine to the RR moderator and have your opponent banned. Actually, you may want to skip the rebuking and go straight to plan B. It may be cowardly and rude, but it will actually accomplish something.
Can someone please rebuke me with giant underlined letters and an exclamation point in the name of Jesus Christ. It's like an atheist version of the mile high club. Which reminds me, the Rapture Ready version of the mile high club will be happening soon, won't it? Well, certainly in 10 billion, billion, trillion years time, anyway.
Can I perhaps inspire you MrMannn to do the honours for me? Here, I'll help, Jesus and His Daddy are mystical, witchcrafty, wispy, ghosty type things that drift about in fundie heads but other than that have no real existence and are as powerless as a stale fart in a hurricane.
Ahh... I likes a good fundie fight. Pass the popcorn.
Oh I thought it was against the rules at RR to claim that another member isn't Christian? Or does that only apply if you're not friends with the moderator?
@Doubting Thomas
"Oh I thought it was against the rules at RR to claim that another member isn't Christian? Or does that only apply if you're not friends with the moderator?"
Further conclusive proof of what I say: Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie.
SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIAAAAANNNHH
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That, Mr. Pussy, is how you yell on the internet.
Oh, and since someone asked earlier.
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Doubting Thomas wrote:
Oh I thought it was against the rules at RR to claim that another member isn't Christian? Or does that only apply if you're not friends with the moderator?
Yes, that's exactly how it works. Kissing Buzzardhut's ass is exactly like kissing that sweet, sweet ass of Jesus...
@Doubting Thomas: "Oh I thought it was against the rules at RR to claim that another member isn't Christian? Or does that only apply if you're not friends with the moderator? "
Actually, MrMannn IS a moderator. Scary, isn't it?
@Haseen I can see the flaily arms and the squishy face of anger, can you?
I have to admit, I really loved reading this. I wish the original thread were still there. We have to start screencapping lunacy on RR when we see it happen so epically as this.
Mr. Mann is truly one of the beloved brethren at RR. However, I bet a sane person could map out the hours his Mom is asleep by plotting out the times he posts.
"Sorry to cut this post short, true believers, but I hear Momma stirring upstairs.".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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