Quote# 64929

Modest proposal: we allow homosexual marriage, but ban protease inhibitors, and let Nature take its course. The virus has a right to live too!

Jay Guevara, Moonbattery 71 Comments [8/17/2009 9:21:41 PM]
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8/17/2009 9:23:42 PM

Dr. Gus

Evil fucker, I hope you get AIDS.

8/17/2009 9:32:23 PM


Does that mean we can arrest you for mass murder due to the last cold you had?

8/17/2009 9:32:40 PM


I like how his only options are bigotry or viral warfare.

Modest proposal: All consenting adults are free to engage in any civil contract that they see fit.

8/17/2009 9:44:02 PM


How about this: We allow you to live, and you shut up.

8/17/2009 9:45:06 PM


Well, I assume there are worldwide more heterosexuals infected with HIV, than there are homosexuals who have the Virus (and if I assume correctly, in contrast to gays, lesbian couples have actually a lower risk of getting HIV, than heterosexuals).

So, well, maybe we should follow your proposal ;)

8/17/2009 9:45:47 PM


A virus isn't alive, therefore it has no right to live.

To be classified as living, an organism has to meet 3 requirements...

1) Use energy - virus does not
2) Grow - virus does not
3) Reproduce itself - virus does not (the protein coat of the virus is shaped right to fit into a site on a certain cell type in a certain group of organisms, the virus DNA is engulfed into the cell (putting it very very simply) and the cell makes copies of the virus. The virus itself cannot reproduce)

8/17/2009 10:25:04 PM


I'm sorry, but you're not cool enough to reference A Modest Proposal. Please gtfo nao.

8/17/2009 10:35:20 PM


Better proposal: Allow EQUALITY in marriage, and kick the bigoted assholes out of the country.

8/17/2009 10:37:09 PM


Modest proposal: Forced euthanasia when you say exceedingly stupid shit like this.

8/17/2009 10:41:16 PM


Like SurfinSeaOtter states, a virus isn't really a living thing, and if you think that somehow allowing gay marriage will actually kill off all the homosexuals via spreading the HIV virus and not giving them HAART treatment because you think they are sexually immoral and don't deserve treatment, I highly suggest you look on the staight side and see all the problems there before you give judgement on the other side.

That and your proposal isn't going to work the way you want it to.

8/17/2009 10:41:50 PM


I have a modest proposal to you: Eat shit and die.

8/17/2009 10:46:23 PM

Dr. Razark

Modest refusal: No.

Modest response: (Even shorter, therefore more modest than yours) Allow homosexual marriage.

Insane proposal: We allow virus marriage, and ban homosexual inhibitors, and film the whole thing and post it on the internet.

8/17/2009 10:56:21 PM


A Modest Proposal was sarcasm, sir. A topic with which you seem unfamiliar.

Therefore, you eat Irish babies and are not welcome to give opinions on things.

8/17/2009 11:05:17 PM

Asshattery Moonbattery is the bastard-child of Rapture Ready and Free Republic. These are the most vile humans on the net.

8/17/2009 11:22:05 PM


Right, and explain to me how having one same-sex partner causes you to get AIDS again?

Maybe because you can't get it that way, hmm?

8/17/2009 11:22:39 PM


heres a modest propsal:how about we let gay folks get married and get the needed meds, but we eat all the christian children?
i mean with all the ideas you guys have and will teach your children, no one should have a problem with my idea. after all your children are all too stupid to live anyway.

edit:after looking at the whole post on that site, apparently everyone of those morons can't understand parody.
the original is still a stupid propaganda scare piece that deserves to be parodied

8/17/2009 11:31:24 PM


As a fan of Jonathan Swift I can't resist....

Satire does not work that way!

8/17/2009 11:39:11 PM


So you want to kill off sexually active youths of any orientation and drug addicts?

What am I saying? Of course you do.

8/17/2009 11:41:21 PM


@Dr. Razark:

I bet that video would go... dare I say it... viral!

Oh, come on, stop the booing, someone had to say it. I'm just glad I got to it first.

8/17/2009 11:42:54 PM


Wehpudicabok & Dr. Razark collectively for the win.

8/18/2009 12:16:10 AM


Viruses aren't alive.

I kind of find RR alternately sad and funny, whereas I find Moonbattery scary and odious.

8/18/2009 12:21:27 AM

A true republican - banning medical treatment.

8/18/2009 1:01:03 AM

8/18/2009 1:01:08 AM


Every virus? Have fun dying of measles, smallpox, ebola and SARS.

I see no connection whatsoever between homosexual marriage and viruses. Most people getting sick from viruses are heterosexual, most people getting married are heterosexual, there seems to be a stronger correlation there.

Ahaa, now I get it; you think that in allowing gay people to marry and promise to stay with one person for the rest of their lives, more people will contract AIDS.
Huh? Are you sure you thought this thing through properly before posting it?

8/18/2009 1:21:12 AM

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